The positive jokes of primary school students are very short.

A motorcyclist likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle his buttons at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. When the police arrived ... Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around. Officer A: Well, I'm not breathing. ......

2. Q: Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world? A: Robot cat, why? Because he can't see his fingers.

3. Q: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world? A: It's still a robot cat. Why: Because he always reaches out his round hand to people!

4. A boy called his girlfriend in the middle of the night to fall in love. Unfortunately, the girl's mother received it. After asking the purpose, my girlfriend's mother was very unhappy and asked, "What's your last name?" The boy said, "My name is Wei." Mother asked again, "What happened to Wei? At this time, the man nervously replied: "I don't know why? My father's surname is Wei, too 」

A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. Man: "I want a wife ... the magic lamp immediately conjures up a beautiful woman, and then disdainfully says:" I'm starving and covet beautiful women! Pathetic! " Then he disappeared. Man: "... bread. The old woman's cake is a kind of cake.

6. A man ventured alone in the forest and suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals. Then he shouted to the sky, "I'm dead, God help me!" " ! "I saw a voice falling from the sky at dawn:" Not necessarily, you picked up a big stone on the ground and smashed the leader to death. " So he picked up the biggest stone on the ground and threw it at the chief, just killing him. All the people stayed for a while, then glared at each other. At this moment, another voice came from the sky: "Now you are really dead. 』

7. Policeman: "Say, what's your name? Prisoner: My name is Jackie Chan. Policeman: Why don't you call Zhen Chen? Put your attitude right ~ tell me your name ~? Prisoner: My name is Zhen Chen. 』

8. When Mr. Wang's son was in the third grade of primary school, one day he was scolded by his impatient mother for repeatedly failing to teach math well. Outside the study, Mr. Wang heard that his son was scolded badly, thinking that I would comfort him after his son was scolded, so as not to leave a shadow of being scolded in his young mind. After being scolded, my son walked out of the study with a depressed face. In order to understand his feelings after being scolded, Mr. Wang first asked him, "How did you feel when your mother scolded you?" I saw my son look at him with sad eyes and say, "why did you marry her?" 」

9. Two foreigners go shopping in Carrefour. When checking out, the clerk asked, "Can you speak Chinese?" Two foreigners replied in Mandarin: "Speak slowly, we can understand!"! The clerk said, "OK ... You ... talk ... China people? 」