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The father-in-law sued the son-in-law

Story 1: the old father-in-law told his son-in-law

A long time ago, there was a rich man named Li in Tai 'an Prefecture. His name was Doctor Li. Although Li Dafu is rich, he has only one daughter in his life, named Li Cuizhu, who is regarded as the apple of his eye.

This year, Li Cuizhu was eighteen years old and reached the age of marriage. Li Dafu entrusted many matchmakers to be matchmakers for his daughter, but Li Cuizhu didn't like any of the portraits of more than a dozen men.

On the seventh day of July, Li Cuizhu took the maid to the market in the city and suddenly saw a handsome man walking in the crowd. Li Cuizhu fell in love with him at first sight and made a wish not to marry. Li Cuizhu immediately asked the servant girl to inquire about the man's life experience. When he came back, he learned that his name was Zhang Dewen, 20 years old and unmarried. He lives in zhang jia zhuang outside the city.

Li Cuizhu begged her father, Dr. Li, to send someone to propose marriage. Dr. Li loves his daughter so much that he wants to propose marriage in person and see how the Zhang family is doing.

When he came to the Zhang family, Li Dafu kept nodding, because the family looked very imposing and should be rich, and his daughter would not suffer if she got married. Zhang's mother and son are very happy to see him and explain their purpose. They all know that Zhang Dafu is one of the best rich people and have heard that his daughter is extremely beautiful. Now they propose, which is unacceptable. The two sides hit it off and Li Cuizhu got married soon.

One night, after Li Dafu fell asleep, he had a dream. In the dream, his daughter hid her face and wept. Dr. Li asked questions, but his daughter didn't return. Finally, Dr. Li took her hand and covered her face, and her daughter suddenly showed a bloody face, which scared Dr. Li awake. After waking up, the more Dr. Li thought about it, the more wrong he was. He felt that this was not an ordinary dream. Maybe his daughter is not doing well in the Zhang family. He decided to visit the Zhang family after dawn.

Early in the morning, Li Dafu arrived at the gate of the Zhang family, but it took half an hour before someone opened the door. The doorman looked flustered. As soon as he saw it was Dr. Li, he closed the door immediately, which made Dr. Li more suspicious. After knocking on the door for a long time, Zhang Dewen came to open the door and invited Li Dafu into the house.

Li Dafu came to see his daughter. He never saw her come out, so he asked Zhang Dewen. Zhang Dewen said that his wife, Li Cuizhu, went to a distant temple a few days ago and won't come back for a few days. Doctor Li knew something was wrong as soon as he heard it. His daughter never likes to eat vegetarian food and read Buddha. When she is at home, she is unhappy without meat. How could she go to the temple to fast! Dr. Li guessed that her daughter was in the Zhang family, perhaps seriously ill or dead. In order to find his daughter, Dr. Li pretended not to have a good look at Zhang's back garden and wanted to see it. Zhang Dewen hesitated and went with Li Dafu.

Along the way, Dr. Li looked around and found something strange under a flower bed. The flower beds were staggered and the soil below was renovated. Li Dafu's eyes burst into tears for an instant, thinking that maybe it was his daughter buried below.

After a lap, Li Dafu came out from the Zhang family. Instead of going home, he went directly to the county government to report that his daughter was killed by her son-in-law. Lord Sun, the county magistrate, knows Li Dafu. After all, he is a famous rich man. After listening to Li Dafu's story and speculation, Master Sun also felt that things were not good.

Sun's adult immediately sent someone to the Zhang family to search, and finally found Li Cuizhu's body under the flower bed of the garden. Her face was covered with blood, and her death was very sad and horrible.

Zhang Dewen was arrested, and under severe punishment, he confessed the fact of killing. It turns out that Zhang Dewen is a psychopath and always likes to hit women. He has been married twice before, but both wives belong to poor families. After being beaten, he can compensate the family with some money. This time, he made up his mind to get rid of his bad habits, but he couldn't help it. Because the Li family was rich and could not lose money, he had to secretly bury the body and prepare to abscond as soon as possible, not wanting to be discovered so soon.

After hearing this, Dr. Li couldn't help crying loudly. He regrets that he only looked at his appearance and family background and didn't ask about his character. It's too late to regret it now!

Zhang Dewen was beheaded, and Dr. Li transported her daughter's body back for burial. Before going to the grave, Dr. Li warned his daughter that in the next life, you should not just look at your face, but your character is the most important!

(End of story)

Story 2: Silly daughter-in-law

A long time ago, Shaanxi Farmer Week was a poor man. He is in his thirties and hasn't married yet.

On this day, Zhou was chopping wood at home when a matchmaker came to propose to him. Zhou wondered that he was poor and white. When I was in my thirties, even a matchmaker was willing to propose. He put down his work and invited the matchmaker to come in and talk.

Zhou realized that what the matchmaker told him was a silly woman, also in her thirties, named Liu Cuihong.

After consideration, Zhou felt that he was poor and it was really difficult to marry a good daughter-in-law. Besides, he is not young. I was afraid that he would be single for life if he missed this, so he agreed.

The Liu family doesn't want a dowry, and they don't need to get married. They picked a day to send Cui Hong to Zhou's house. When Zhou first saw Cuihong, she thought she was good-looking and really happy.

Cui Hong is stupid. He only laughs all day, but Zhou is satisfied with his personal company.

On this day, Zhou was still chopping wood in the yard, and Cuihong was sitting in the yard giggling. Suddenly, there was a bolt from the blue behind Cui Hong, and Cui Hong immediately fainted. Zhou was so scared that he dropped his axe to find Cuihong. Fortunately, she is still breathing.

Zhou is going outside to find a doctor with Cuihong in her arms. When he went out, he met an old man with a white beard. The old man said that he knows medical skills and can help him see emerald.

Zhou put Cuihong on the ground, and the old man with white beard looked at it for a while, then stuffed a red pill into her mouth and said, "Nothing, I will wake up soon!" " "After listening to the old man zhou, my heart was put down.

After a while, Cui Hong really woke up, but after waking up, Cui Hong was different from before. She's not stupid anymore. She can tell people clearly. Zhou thanked Thunderbolt and changed his wife's mind.

Zhou smiled from ear to ear because his daughter-in-law was not stupid, but he soon regretted it. This daughter-in-law can't talk and is always joking.

One day, Zhou took Cui to the field to weed, and saw the gourd in the same village in the distance, but he was herding cattle. Because Zhou Hu Road is a big cattle farmer, there is no land at home, and the land is covered with grass. Zhou Dui politely shouted, "Brother Hulu, you are really diligent in herding cattle. The cow is really fat! " Before Zhou Hulu could reply, Cui Hong also shouted: "Animals don't farm, they like grass!" " "

Cuihong means that cows only eat grass when they don't farm, but Zhou Hulu seems to be saying that he is an animal, and the land is covered with grass when he doesn't farm. The angry Zhou Hulu was livid and roared, "I just like grass, and I didn't grow up in your parents." Silly woman, worry about it! " "

Zhou quickly explained his apology and finally resolved a misunderstanding. From then on, Zhou wanted to teach Cui Hong the rules and speak, but Cui Hong's brain seemed to be missing. Some things can't be remembered, and things between husband and wife are often talked about, which makes Zhou very upset.

One evening, when Zhou came back from working in the field, he saw several women crouching in front of his house from a distance. They all laughed their heads off. When Zhou approached, he realized that Cui Hong had told them about the couple's bed again, and Zhou's face turned red and white.

After returning home, Zhou told Cuihong that things between husband and wife could not be said casually in the future. He thought of a secret code. Only by saying the word "one-day husband and wife" can he say anything about husband and wife. Cui Hong finally remembered.

A few days later, many people in the village enjoyed the cool under the big tree, and Zhou and Cui Hong were there. That day, a man named Wang Daohong in the village had just had a quarrel with his wife, who went back to her mother's house in a rage. Everyone in the village is discussing this matter. After listening for a long time, I still want to say a few words to Zhou. He said: "It is not easy for us ordinary people to marry a daughter-in-law. If there is no big contradiction, please call your wife back quickly! "

As soon as Zhou's words were finished, Cuihong was happy and talked to her husband about her bed, which made people laugh. Zhou Dasheng shouted at him, "You're crazy. It's not that you can't talk to outsiders. How can you ... "Cuihong retorted righteously:" Didn't you say that I could talk as long as you mentioned husband and wife for one day? How can you be so forgetful! "

Everyone around laughed. Angry Zhou quickly took Cuihong home and never dared to let her go out again!

(End of story)

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