Wu Zongxian's humorous jokes.

1.

Brother Xian: I have a friend who is in a gang. He has a turtle shell tattooed on his back for fear of being hacked, so I can't help touching his head every time I see him.

2. Brother Xian to the female guests: Your dancing is really shirtless and well organized.

3.

Brother Xian to female artist: Please hold out your chest!

Brother Xian said to Aya, Ah, you don't have to stand up without a chest.

4.

Brother Xian: You don't want people to be spicy unless you are spicy to the end, to the highest point and to your heart. You and I are hotter than anyone else in the mountains!

5. Xiandi: Businessmen don't know about national subjugation, and prostitutes don't know about extramarital affairs.

6.

Brother Xian: Next, everyone must think I'm going to interview the next guest. No! I want to interview our guitarist.

This is the essence of our program, so that you will never think of what we are going to do (walking next to the guitarist). Now I'm standing next to the guitarist (turning to the drummer), so please ask the drummer to talk about his thoughts ~ ~ but we don't care what he thinks! (and then walk away)

7.

Xiandi: Please make a sentence with the idiom XXXX! Let me build one first.

Neighbor Lao Wang Jia has a plaque with four big characters on it? XXXX？ . This sentence-making method is suitable for any word.

8.

Brother Xian said to Aya, What's the matter with you? Is it because of peeking at boys' shit? ! ?

9.

Xiao S plays Mulan and takes off her coat to prove her identity as a daughter.

Brother xian shouted:? Wow! ! What big two thumbtacks! ?

10.

Brother Xian: Our next guest is the pride of China men. Let's give a hand to Mr. Kukukiki!

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Brother Xian: Aya is really unprecedented.

12.

Speaking of bus perverts, Brother Xian: You can't indulge the bad guys. You should shout it out like Aya? That's cool. That's cool?

13.

Brother Xian asked the guest: Height?

Guest: 165 cm

Brother Xian: Hey! (Surprised? For a long time), isn't that one centimeter more than 164 cm?

14.

Brother Xian: Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.

Brother Xian: Xiaoming lost his other leg in another car accident (Kangkang rolled on the ground).

Brother Xian: Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

Brother Xian: Xiaoming lost his last leg in the car accident? In fact, Xiaoming is a dog.

15.

Brother Xian: She made a mistake once. Dress too gaudy at work, your chest is low and your eyes are swollen. Her skirt with suspenders emerged from the gap in her thigh, and she pushed it sideways to her armpit.

16.

Yang: Then I'll tell a touching story.

Brother Xian: Can you not?

Aya: That's good. Brother xian, you should listen to it.

Brother Xian: Ok, touching story, come on.

Yang: Get out!

Brother Xian: So touching?

Yang: Yes, the story of arresting people.

17.

Brother Xian: Do you know what black people hate to eat?

Yang: I don't know.

Aya: What is it?

Brother Xian: Chocolate, because it will bite your fingers.

Aya: Yes.

Brother Xian: So what do yellow people dislike to eat the least?

Aya: Is it a banana?

Brother Xian: No, it's actually shit.

Aya and Yang: Why! !

Brother xian: nonsense, who likes to eat shit!

After a while, my good brother thought of something and couldn't help laughing.

I cann't believe you two are asking why you eat shit

Hey, boss, give me a catty of shit and bring me the knife by the way.

18.

Aya: I heard that you usually spend more time standing on your head than standing.

Guest: Yes.

Brother Xian: Why?

Guest: at home, it's boring!

Brother Xian: Are your parents bats?

19.

Brother Xian: I once thought about having a mixed-race child and finding a black girlfriend, so that the child born can sing RAP immediately.

20.

Brother Xian satirizes Aya: We are going to make a play recently, and I will promote you as the heroine, ok?

Aya: It's terrible ~

Brother Xian: You can tell from the title of the play that it must be red.

Aya: What?

Brother Xian: Thunderbird Officer

Aya: What is it? I also watched I love the golden hoop.

Brother Xian: "I love the golden hoop" is a * * *

Aya blushed: Really?

Brother xian is glad to himself: you read it ~ ~ ~

Aya sophistry: I don't know, I didn't look, I didn't look.

Brother Xian: Ok, calm down, then let me ask you, what are the characteristics of the golden hoop?

Aya ...

Brother xian teaches by example: the golden hoop can be big or small, but it can be big or small. ...

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