Are there any jokes about environmental protection? Heroes from all walks of life, please!

1. Customer: The rat poison you sell here is useless at all! The mouse not only didn't die after eating it, but also became fatter and fatter!

Shop assistant: Oh, yes. This is a new type of environment-friendly rat poison, which does not contain any toxin. The principle of killing rats is to feed fat rats. When rats are too fat to get into holes, cats and people are easy to kill. Don't worry, please continue to use it.

2. In 2005, the State Environmental Protection Administration was awarded to informed criticism, the State Council.

NPC deputies: What did the State Environmental Protection Administration do last year?

State Environmental Protection Administration: All our staff have devoted themselves to Yuanmingyuan.

NPC: What did you do in Yuanmingyuan?

State Environmental Protection Administration: Demolition of Seepage-proof Geomembrane in Yuanmingyuan

Deputies to the National People's Congress: Why should it be demolished?

State Environmental Protection Administration: Because Yuanmingyuan is leak-proof and water-saving.

Deputies to the National People's Congress: Isn't saving water beneficial to environmental protection and ecological environment?

State Environmental Protection Administration: If you want to save water, the income of the water conservancy department will be less, which will directly reduce GDP.

Deputies to the National People's Congress: There is some truth, but it is not the fundamental reason.

State Environmental Protection Administration: Yes! You think everyone saves water. With the investment of 600 billion yuan in the South-to-North Water Transfer Project, water is drawn from the south, and the water price is high. Who can use it?

Deputies to the National People's Congress: Oh, this is the most fundamental truth. Support ... but the director should still be held accountable and removed from the post of director of the State Environmental Protection Administration.

State Environmental Protection Administration: Whoops ... (Crying)

3. One day, Xiaomei and Xiaomei went out for a drive and found that the fuel tank was out of gas, so they drove to the gas station. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the plastic bag that Xiaomei ate bread away. Xiaomei said it doesn't matter, Xiaomei said; Be environmentally friendly. . . . . Xiaomei said you should answer it, and I'll cheer for you. Xiaomei just walked halfway. Suddenly I heard Xiaomei shouting come on. (_) Not bad

Wash rice and vegetables in 1950s, wash clothes and irrigate in 1960s, water quality deteriorated in 1970s, fish and shrimp were the best in 1980s, and toilet seats were not washed in 1990s.