What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever experienced?

The most embarrassing thing is that when I was in high school (junior high school and high school were studying at that time, and I never watched TV from 7 pm to 10), I went to my uncle's house on the first day of summer vacation. There are many adults in the second uncle's family, some play mahjong, some play poker, some watch TV, and some simply lie on the kang and sleep. After I went in, I greeted each other and sat watching TV. An anti-Japanese film was being shown at that time, which just showed how bad a Japanese is. I looked at it twice and said to my cousin around me, "This isn't Japanese, is it? I seem to have seen it somewhere. " Suddenly the room was quiet, and my cousin took me away.

It took me a long time to realize what had happened.

The following is a passage I told you, not a fabrication-it's an embarrassing thing caused by something, and it's embarrassing. It can't be more embarrassing.

Ok, get into the text: 20 18 At the end of September, the weather in Shenyang became cold in September, and almost all people with lumbar spine began to get sick. I also thought about asking my daughter-in-law to pull out a cupping, but my stupid daughter-in-law hesitated and made a mistake. She burned her left knee (because there was no bottle of alcohol, I forgot to pull out the last one with fire ...). She went to the burn department, took a medicine bag and went home. It's not serious, and it doesn't need hospitalization. When I returned to the community, I just received a courier call. My daughter-in-law bought me four pairs of underwear, 29.9 yuan (I can't remember). Only when it was broadcast live did I know that it was sold by an online celebrity named Sanda, which was fairly cheap. I took the courier home because the doctor asked me to change the medicine the next day, go to the hospital the next day and change it the night before. Because I love cleanliness, I have to take a shower every day to change my socks and underwear, but if I can't take a shower, I will change my underwear. It feels just right to put it on. But who would have thought that the embarrassment happened the next day. I walked into the dressing room, and the left and right rows of narrow beds against the wall were just higher. I sat down on the right when I entered the door, waiting for the nurse to change my dressing. Because it was at the bend of my leg, I had to take off my pants to prepare first. It's a little cold. I looked up and looked around. On the right is an uncle who was also burned by cupping. On the right front of his back is a big brother. He leans a little to the left in front of him. Looks like a female college student. There were three or four people with him, talking and laughing. I'm not nervous. I'll make my own preparations. One leg is on the bed and the other leg is underground. The nurse will come to me to change my medicine. Seeing that I had taken it off and opened it myself. Hang in there. It's gonna hurt a little. I said nothing, but when the nurse started the operation, the terrible pain was really unbearable, but I held back and finally finished it. I am in the mood to look around, and I feel that the girls across the street seem to be looking at me abnormally, thinking that they have not lost their manners and screamed. The nurse wrapped it up for me. I took off my leg and felt something was wrong. I looked down, damn, my shorts were loose all night. I've been shaking. Forget it. Anyway, I quickly put on my pants and went home. I'll never forget it. Later, when I went back, I couldn't contact the underwear seller. Forget it. I don't have much money to refund.

To say that I have experienced the most embarrassing thing, I have to say that I have experienced it with my college classmates!

20 12, that was the first year after our graduation from university. A classmate in our dormitory got married. Invite my former roommate over. Several students are from other provinces. After they arrived, because my unit was on duty, I didn't accompany them out for a drink the night before the wedding.

However, the embarrassing thing happened on the night of the classmate's wedding. Because several people in our dormitory have a good relationship, the groom greeted the guests and sat down to propose a toast.

I drank a glass of wine, so I didn't go to propose a toast to the groom's brother, but two classmates from other provinces toasted with the groom's brother, probably all buddies. They drank a special bar after drinking, and the two of them actually drank with others. Watching them drink other people's tables, I worry about them. It can be seen that they didn't persuade like nothing happened, but after half an hour, the two buddies began to lose their footing and heard that they both drank.

Another classmate and I helped them to an empty room in the hotel and let them rest. I didn't expect them to vomit so freely. We went out to get something to help them sweep the vomit, and when we came back, we found them lying on the vomit and brushing their faces. It took them a whole hour to leave the room.

When you think it's over, you are wrong. The most embarrassing thing is that neither of them woke up. Finally, the groom said 120. The medical staff had a hard time getting them into the car, and the groom came to the hospital to take care of them. But just after they finished the intravenous drip, one of the buddies suddenly stood up and forgot to go to the nurse's station. I asked him what he was doing, but he said nothing. I cann't believe he went to the nurse's station to pee Oh, my God. It was so embarrassing that I quickly apologized to the nurse, and the two little nurses looked helpless.

Therefore, here I advise all my friends to drink in moderation and never overdo it!

About 90 years, I went to live with my relatives on vacation. It was just dark at eight o'clock in the evening, so I went out to find the toilet because of my bad stomach. At that time, it was all dry toilets. Unfortunately, there are no signs for men and women on the wall, and only the locals know it according to the convention. Take off your pants when you go in according to the formula of male left and female right. There was no one in the toilet. I wonder, why does a long skirt float when there is no cigarette end? I wish she was a ghost! Fortunately, my accent is very different from that of the locals, and I have the fact that I went to the next door to continue to shit after wiping my ass (I put it in half at that time, and I will continue after I am relieved, just to check the freshness of the shit), so I was not regarded as a hooligan.

What's terrible is that after more than ten years, I revisited my old place, and I had a stomachache in the early morning, and it was still the same toilet. I remember the last lesson. At that time, I went directly into the next door, and there was just a place. I was too anxious and the pit was released. After being practical, I suddenly saw two women in the adjacent pit! Smile and look at me! Lying in the trough, the scalp exploded at that time! The cigarette in my hand fell directly, and I was scared! Fifteen years old and thirty years old are completely two concepts! No way, wipe your ass, bury your head behind your back and say sorry in your hometown, and then continue next door!

Later, I learned that the location of the men's and women's toilets changed after the renovation of the public toilets, and the walls were only painted, and there was no sign for men and women!

The most important thing is that the two women didn't make any noise during the whole observation, and I wasn't beaten! I don't know, I haven't seen that big sister!

The embarrassing thing I experienced was actually a joke.

Once I went to Fuyang on business and went to see my old friend Fu Xinmin. Because of my job transfer, we lived in two cities respectively, so we haven't seen each other for almost ten years ... At that time, there was no telephone at home. Although we used to be close, we seldom met.

Excited, I opened the door of my friend's office. The door was opened by a woman in her twenties. I paused and asked, "Is this Xinmin's home …" and "Yes, yes, you are …"? "I am an old friend of his. I came to see him. Is Xinmin there ... "He will be back soon. Please come in ... "... so I walked into this brand-new little home and sat on the sofa, thinking, this boy should be in his thirties, but I didn't expect to find such a young wife ...",

This little wife has made tea and brought it over. Brother, please enjoy your meal. I'll cook two side dishes, and you two brothers will have a drink later ... ","Well, thank you ... "。

I didn't refuse. Xinmin and I are so good. When we were colleagues, we played together almost every day. I won't catch up until he comes back today.

The meal is ready and Xinmin hasn't come back yet. The kannika nimtragol said, "Don't worry, don't worry, I'll look for him again ..." Before the words stopped, I saw a young man in his twenties coming in. "Look, you just got back and there are guests at home ...",

But the young man and I were shocked at the same time, because we didn't know each other ... It turned out that Fu Xinmin had already moved away from here, and the young man who happened to move in was also called Xinmin-Liu Xinmin.

I was embarrassed. Look at this. Besides, I don't know how to face the cooking. Fortunately, the young couple are very understanding and enthusiastic. They said it was fate to meet each other, so they left me for dinner to accompany me to find my old friend Fu Xinmin …

I remember that my friend entertained me in the hotel that night, invited many of our old friends to accompany me, and specially invited the young couple to attend.

My most embarrassing thing was going home a few years ago. I just got out of the railway station and took a bus. It's crowded and hot, and I'm even more impatient. My mother called me halfway, too. But because it was dark, I didn't know where I was. It's annoying to hang up after a few words. Suddenly someone moved from the position next to me to the back. (Because I saw many pickpockets on the bus) I suddenly felt in my pocket and rummaged around. Hey, where's my cell phone? The more I watch it, the more I panic. Suddenly I reached out and grabbed the uncle who was moving and said, you took my mobile phone? ! ! ! Uncle looked puzzled and said, you little girl, can you talk well? ............................................................................................................................................................. When I was about to change hands to pull the handrail, a mobile phone was lying quietly in my hand. ................

The follow-up is to honestly apologize to my uncle and sincerely accept his advice. . . . I also accepted the eyes of the people next to me. ...

The most embarrassing time was when I was 15 years old, I went to the vegetable market with my family to buy food. It was a big open-air market! Knowing that there was a toilet in the middle of the market, I was anxious and ran away in a hurry! I didn't look carefully when I arrived. I remember there is a men's room on the left, and there is a short hair about my age in the large size (girl, I learned later). I quickly urinated comfortably! Why is there no urinal in the men's room? Look at the big one again. He gave me a strange look.