A joke about me being fat but not eating your rice

Why are you so fat? Have you eaten your food? Did it cost you water? Pulled your fabric? Or am I hugging your thigh?

When it’s cold, wear more clothes and you say, “Are you afraid of the cold even though you’re so fat?”; wear less clothes and you say, “Are you afraid of the cold even though you’re so fat?”; when eating, When you eat less, you say, "You are so fat, can you eat so little?" When you eat more, you say, "You are so fat, but you still eat so much."