Who will tell a joke? Everyone can only say one sentence! Want the funniest, extra points! ~

The devil kidnapped the princess into the cave, and the princess shouted for help. ...

Demon: You can scream loudly, and no one will come to save you!

Princess: Broken throat! Throat is broken!

Nobody: Princess! I'm coming to save you!

Devil: Speak of the devil!

Cao Cao: Devil, what do you want me to do?

Devil: Wow, I saw a ghost!

Ghost: Shit! It's been discovered!

Shit: Nonsense, who found me?

Who: It's none of my business!

Devil: Oh, my God!

God: Who called me?

Who: Nobody called you!

Nobody: I didn't! Pretend to be a ghost

Gui: Who is impersonating me?

Who: Me again? You are looking for trouble.

Trouble: who wants to see me?

Which one: looking for you? I didn't. Oh, there are so many people here.

Many people: I just arrived ... who are you?

Which one: I'm nobody.

Who: He's not me.

Princess: Is everyone here to save me?

Everyone: I'm not here to save you, but to watch the fun.

Lively: What do I have to see?

God: It's none of my business. Let's go first.

Demon: Before you go, answer a question and save the princess of so many people? How can I play this demon king?

Go on: if you don't do it, what shall I do?

Princess: If no one plays the devil, I can go.

Nobody: If I play the devil, how can I let you go?

How come: I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement.

Lively: What are you looking at me for?

What: Do you like me?

Do you: me?

Me: What's it to me?

Demon: Shit! I'm going crazy.

Me: I don't want it!

Crazy: What do you want me to do?

You want me to: I know nothing!

I know nothing: I don't know!

I don't know: here I am! Is someone calling me?

Someone: I didn't call you!

I didn't: Who called him?

Who: No, I didn't!

I didn't: I didn't mean to wronged you.

You: You dare not measure.

Test you: Who says I dare not?

Who: Please ... I didn't say anything!

I have nothing: what do you want me to say?

I am nothing: you, aren't you my long-lost brother?

Who: I want to leave this troublesome place quickly.

Long-lost brother: Shit! My name is too long, I will be called?

True or false: So this is my place.

I am nothing &; I have nothing: stop arguing, we are talking.

Leave us alone: I won't talk!

I didn't: I didn't speak!

I don't want anything:-_-Go! Let's talk outside.

I'm sorry

I have nothing: it's none of your business! Flash! (Two brothers go out angrily)

None of your business: 555 ... Why did you kick me out?

Why: I'm not trying to get rid of you. Be good, don't cry.

I didn't: Oh? What am I doing?

Do what I do: What? Did anyone call me?

Someone: Who wants to call you?

What's the matter? What? Did anyone call me?

Someone: Who wants to call you?

Who: I really have to go.

Go: I am really embarrassed! *v.v* ("Who" collapsed)

It's none of your business: aren't you my cousin?

Do as I say: Cousin, long time no see!

Devil: Holy shit! Is this an engagement party?