7- 10 What children's jokes are there?

The jokes of 7- 10-year-old children are as follows:

1, two primary school students were fighting, and A consciously suffered, so he said to B, "I'll let you find your way home after school today!"

After school, B walked out of the school gate in fear, when A suddenly appeared from the side, quickly grabbed B's glasses and ran!

2. One day, the little grandson asked Grandpa Beard, why does your hair grow on your face? Is it too cold in winter?

3. The daughter pointed to the steamed fish on the dining table and asked her mother: Mom, why is this fish open?

Mom: What do you say?

Daughter: It wants to drink fish soup.

4. Son: "How can I do my homework when it comes to cartoons!"

Dad: "study hard since childhood so that you can go to college in the future?"

Son: "But you won't let me watch cartoons. I'm going to kindergarten to talk to my female classmates tomorrow! " "

Dad: "..."

Son: "Don't let me see you if you don't want to have grandchildren in the future!" " "

Dad: "It's already started. Go and have a look. "

A customer with a child came over. I teased her with a lollipop: "Ask my aunt to give you one and my beautiful aunt to give you two." The little girl looked at me and said, "Aunt, I want one."