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How to edit the Double Eleven activities?

Speech at the Double Eleven event:

1, honey, I'm really sorry. We have a large quantity of goods today, and there are too many parts in the warehouse. We may not be able to find your part, so we can't modify the address. Please forgive me.

Dear, please wait a moment, and I'll help you see if your parts have arrived.

Honey, your goods haven't arrived yet. Please send me your new address, and I will ask the warehouse to help you change it as soon as possible.

Dear, your goods have been sent out, and there is no time to modify them. I'm sorry I can't help you.

I'll ask the courier if he can help you change your address on the way. Some couriers will charge a handling fee if they change their tickets halfway. Let me ask for you.

6. I'm really sorry, dear. The courier said the address could not be changed. If you change it, you will have to charge a handling fee, which is not cost-effective. I suggest you pick up the goods at the address you left.

7. Dear, congratulations on your successful shooting of the baby in our store. We have prepared the goods for you. After you pay, we will arrange delivery for you as soon as possible.

8. Hello, dear. At present, we still have your products here. If it takes a long time, it may not be in stock. If you like this baby, you must pay as soon as possible.

Thanks for your support. Welcome to our store next time. I look forward to serving you next time.

10, dear, if you have any questions after receiving the product, you can come to consult us, and we will definitely help you deal with them.

1 1. If there is no problem, please remember to give us a good comment of 5 points. Your support is very important to us.