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Shu Dongpo is good at joking and translating classical Chinese.
1. Dongpo tasted Qian Mufu's translation. Dongpo tasted Qian Mufu's words: "You will know if you have a home when you are in ordinary contact;" There is no need to get together hastily. " One day, Mu's father folded the note and invited Po to dinner. Just a cup of rice, a radish and a white soup when I came. Covered with three layers of white. A few days later, Po called Mu Fu for rice, and Mu Fu was sure to get something from Po. In contrast, Riyan didn't set food, and Mu Fu was very depressed. Po said, "Radish soup and rice are all wool." Mu Fu sighed: "Zi Zhan is a good show!" (Excerpted from "Gao Zhai Man Lu")
Translation:
Su Dongpo once said that Qian Mufu said: "Usually, I know if there is one at home; Get together hastily, not too fine. " One day, Mu Fu picked Jane up and asked Po to eat. We are here, so we set a cup of rice, a dish of radish and a cup of boiled water. Because of three whites and ugliness. A few days later,
Edgar Allan Poe also invited Mu Fu to eat rice with crispy rice, and Mu Fu had to reciprocate. At the end of the day, the food was not ready, and Mu Fu was very hungry. Poe said, "Radish soup and rice are both wool." Mu Fu sighed and said, "You can say that he is good at joking!"
2. When Su Shi was the magistrate of Qiantang, a citizen complained that the fan seller owed himself 20,000 silver. He arrested the fan seller and said sadly, "It has been raining for a long time, and the weather is always cold. It's not that (I) refused to pay my debts." Su Shi asked him to bring twenty fans, and then he picked up the brush used on the table to write running script and cursive script at will, and drew dead wood and bamboo stones and delivered them to him. Just after going out, people actually bought a fan for 1000, and all the unsold fans were sold out. Later, the fans and sellers also paid off all the money they owed.
Original text:
Dongpo is punctual for Qiantang, and the people complain that the fan owner is in debt of 20 thousand. When he was arrested, he said, "It rained for a long time and it was cold. If you don't sell a fan, you won't return it." If the public order is 20 strokes, the pen can be used to make lines, grass, dead wood and bamboo stones at will. Just go out, people actually holding a few thousand pieces of fan, holding. I was told about the compensation.
This article comes from Su Shi's "Dongpo Anecdotes" in Song Dynasty.
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"Dongpo's anecdote" tries to give full play to its own strengths and use its own ability to help people in trouble. Learn to be flexible. In the second year of Jiayou (1057), he was a scholar. In addition to the Chinese book Sheren, Hanlin Bachelor, Duanming Temple Bachelor, and the history of the Ministry of Rites. He was successively sentenced to Hangzhou, Zhimi, Xuzhou, Huzhou and Yingzhou. In the third year of Yuanfeng (1080), Huangzhou was demoted by the libel law. Later, he was exiled to Huizhou and Danzhou. Song Huizong, forgive me. Died in Changzhou. Chasing Wenzhong. He is knowledgeable, versatile and good at writing, engineering poetry and calligraphy.
Yu Ci is "uninhibited and uninhibited, and doesn't like to cut and follow the rhythm", with rich themes and broad artistic conception. He broke through the traditional barrier of "Ci is a colorful subject" since the late Tang Dynasty, the Five Dynasties and the early Song Dynasty, and took poetry as his ci, which created an uninhibited school and had a great influence on later generations. There are seven episodes of Dongpo, Dongpo Ci, Dongpo Yi Zhuan, Dongpo Yuefu and so on.
Su Shi, following Su Weidao, a minister in the early Tang Dynasty, was born in Meishan, Yumeiren, on December 19th (1037 65438+ October 8th) in Jingshou three years. Su Shi's father, Su Xun, is what Saint Amethyst called "Su Laoquan". Su Xun worked hard, although it was late. Su Shi's name "Stone" originally meant the handrail in front of the car, which means it is indispensable to help the needy. In the eighth year of Li Qing (1048), Su Xun studied behind closed doors because of his father's death, and passed on his knowledge and conduct to Su Shi and his youngest son Su Zhe.
3. Dongpo's translation of classical Chinese: Guo Jing was built in Jianzhong, Pogong returned to the north, and Buju envied him.
Yang Xian's scholar-officials are afraid to swim. Shao is an independent scholar. He learns from Poe.
My in-laws also like him. From time to time with Zhang Ce across the bridge, happy to see the villagers.
Shao bought a house for Po for 500 yuan, and Po had to pay for his own bag. It was another day when Buju entered the room.
In the evening, I happen to coincide with Shao, and occasionally go to the village entrance to hear the extremely sad voice of women's musical instruments. Slope leaned against it and said, "What a pity! Did you touch his inner love? I will ask. "
Then he and Shao pushed the door and went in. An old woman saw Poe crying. In-laws asked what was the saddest thing? Yu said: "I have a house, which has been passed down for a hundred years. I am so conservative that I am here."
My son is a black sheep and can be sold to others. I immigrated here today.
Once I left my hometown for a century, I cried. "Slope, also sad.
Ask him where his former residence is, and you will get 500 feet. Because of repeated comfort, he said, "I sold my former residence in Gui, so there is no need to feel sorry for it."
I was the one who ordered the house certificate to be taken away and burned. He called his son and ordered his mother to go back to her former residence the next day, without asking.
Slope naturally went back to piling, stopped buying a house, and stayed in Sun Shi by borrowing the ancient Tangqiao. It was July, and Poe died in the house.
What the predecessors did was like this, but many people in the world didn't know it, and only our state circulated its story. In the first year of Zhong Jian, Su Shi returned from Danzhou and settled in Yangxian County.
The envious scholar-officials still dare not go out with him. Only Shao learned from him.
Su Shi likes this man, too. He often rides horses, crosses bridges and enjoys sightseeing with him. Shao bought him a house and spent it on 500 yuan. Su Shi used up all the money to pay it back.
Later (Su Shi) chose a good day and moved into a new house. Once, Shao Min and I walked in the moonlight and came to a village by chance. I heard a woman crying very sadly. Su Shi leaned against the door and said, "Strange, why are you so sad! Is there a feeling that is hard to give up that touched her heart? I'll ask her. "
So he pushed the door and went in. An old woman, still crying after seeing Dongpo.
Dongpo asked her why she was crying, and the old woman said, "My family has a century-old house, and my generation dare not move." But my son was a black sheep and sold it to others.
I'm moving out today, a century-old house. Once I leave, how can I not be sad! That's why I cry. "Su Shi also felt sorry for him.
(So Dongpo) asked her where the original house was, but Dongpo bought it. Dongpo repeatedly comforted her and said, "I bought your old house. Don't be too sad. Now I'll give it back to you. "
So let people take the deed and burn it in front of the old woman, and (and) let the old woman's son take her mother back to the old house the next day for free. Dongpo went back to his old job and never bought a house again. He just stayed at Sun Shi's house in Gutangqiao for the time being.
In July this year, Dongpo died in a borrowed house. Dongpo's predecessors have done many similar things in their lives, but unfortunately the world knows very little. Only my hometown spreads his deeds.
4. Cui Ya and Zhang Hu, classical Chinese translators of Zhang Hu Hao Xia, often wander in Jianghuai area. I often gather people to drink, and I was abusive and joking at that time.
People; Or take advantage of alcohol and call yourself a hero in the Jianghu. These two people have the same hobbies, so they get along well.
Contact. Cui Ya once wrote a poem praising the chivalrous man. This poem is written like this: Three feet of snow on Taihang Mountain and three feet of iron in Cui Ya's sleeve. Once if
When you meet a willing heart, you will leave your wife and children when you go out. From then on, people can often hear: "Cui Ya and Zhang Hu are real heroes."
Dude. "Anyone who says this is often the person who often arranges booze for Cui Ya and Zhang Hu. They appreciate each other.
Great. Later, Zhang Hu presented a hymn to the official book in charge of salt and iron. The salt and iron festival awarded a son on the canal.
Small official position, responsible for managing this section of Dongguaba. Someone joked with Zhang Hu, "Your son shouldn't be so young."
Work! Zhang Hu laughed at himself: "Winter melon should give birth to Zhang Hu's son!" The person who made fun of him listened to the reply.
After answering, I looked at each other and smiled. After more than a year, Zhang Hu's family accumulated some assets. One night, a man in an evening dress came.
The man in clothes is armed, with a sword hanging around his waist and a bag in his hand. There is something in the bag, there is
Blood gushed from the capsule. People came into the room and asked, "Isn't this Zhang Xia's residence?" Zhang Hu replied, "Yes.
Yes "Very disguised terms to let the man came into the room and sat down. Someone said, "I have an enemy who has been married for ten years." "Tonight I
Kill him and get revenge. When he said it, he was very happy. He pointed to his bag and said, "What's in it?"
It's the head of this enemy! Ask Zhang Hu again: "Is there a hotel here?" Tell Zhang Daxia to get some wine and we'll have a drink together.
Okay? After drinking, someone said, "There is a righteous man three or four miles from here, and I want to repay his great kindness to me. If today.
At night, I can repay my benefactor. Then, the two major events in my life, kindness and hatred, will be dealt with. I heard that Zhang Daxia is not here.
Always loyal, can you lend me100000? I'll give it back to you as soon as I use it. After my two long-cherished wishes are fulfilled, in the future,
Zhang Daxia just asked me to go through fire and water, and I have nothing to worry about. "Zhang Hu heard people say so, overjoyed, a little proud.
Don't be stingy with your wealth. Take out all the valuables in the house at once and put them in the middle by candlelight.
Calculate the value of original books and paintings above100000 and give them to visitors. People happily praised:
"What a happy man! I have nothing to regret in my life! " So he left the bag with the head,
He left his home in Zhang Hu and agreed to come back immediately after expressing his gratitude. After the bearer left the Zhang family, he came back at the appointed time.
Time did not come back. Zhang Hu waited until the night watchman drummed five times outside, but there was still no trace. Zhang Hu thinks.
Once the head in the bag is found, it will bring trouble to yourself. Besides, this late-night visitor didn't come back as scheduled, which is really not the case.
What a good idea, so we have to let the domestic servant open the bag and have a look. It turns out that there is a pig head in it. Since then, Zhang Hu.
Chivalrous spirit suddenly disappeared.
5. Language assistance in translating ancient Chinese: Word saying: Su Dongpo heard that Wang's word Shuo was newly written, and joked: "Take' bamboo' to whip' horse' as' Benedict'. I don't know what's so funny about whipping dogs with bamboo? " Wang asked, "Is there any evidence that the word' pigeon' changed from' nine' to' bird'?" Su Dongpo said, "Why not? The Book of Songs says:' The pigeon is in the mulberry, and its son is seven.
Isn't "Zi Qi" and Mom and Dad exactly "nine birds"? Hearing this, Wang was delighted, and it took a long time to realize that it was Dongpo's joke. "。 Arson for three days: Tian Deng became a county magistrate and was afraid that people would call him by his first name. Anyone who breaks the law will be beaten.
Therefore, people all over the state call it a "light" fire. On the fifteenth day of the first month, lanterns are placed on the Lantern Festival, allowing ordinary people to visit and watch the city.
The official wrote a placard and hung it in the street: "The country set fire for three days according to the old habit." Bachelor of Stone: Bachelor of Stone is good at wine and poetry, and talks humorously.
On a visit to Ning Temple, the groom was negligent for a moment, and the horse jumped up in fright and threw the stone off the horse. The waiter quickly helped him up.
Many onlookers thought he was going to curse the groom. Unexpectedly, he just pointed to the groom and said, "fortunately, I am a bachelor of stone." If I were a bachelor of tile, wouldn't I be shattered? " That's all I found online.
6. Translation of classical Chinese is not necessarily accurate.
Liu Kun is young, ambitious and talented. He likes to make friends, but he is grandiose. Zu Ti, a friend of john young, heard that Zu Ti was appointed, and a letter said to his relatives and friends: "I wait until dawn with my sword on my pillow (every night) in order to wipe out traitors, and I am often afraid that Zu Ti will whip me in front of me (I wonder if it is here)." Their souls are so close. In Jinyang, it is often surrounded by several heavy Hu Qi (the Huns here), and there is no way to deal with the distress in the city. Liu Kun climbed a tall building in the moonlight, whistling. The thief sighed sadly. In the middle of the night, Hu Jia was beaten again, and the thief cried and sighed, deeply missing his hometown. At dawn, a strong wind blew again, and the thieves gave up the siege and ran away.
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