Valentine's day humor jokes

1. On Valentine's Day, I met a confessor on the road and suddenly felt that this girl was too witty! The boy said, "I like you!" " "The girl immediately replied," Oh, I like myself! " "

2. The husband asked his wife affectionately: Baby, what do you want me to give you for Valentine's Day? My wife said affectionately, I like everything you give me. Husband: Then I'll take you back to your mother's house. ...

On Valentine's Day, I confessed to a particularly handsome male god. The male god only used one sentence, which left me speechless. The male god said, "Our gender is not suitable." . Sex is inappropriate. ...

4. It's almost Valentine's Day. Just now, I went downstairs to finish shopping. The boss asked me, "Does Mr. Wang buy flowers?" "Why buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for my girlfriend." "Oh, how many flowers can you buy for your girlfriend?" Then the boss silently took the flowers back.

I believe that on Valentine's Day, someone will come to me with a big bouquet of flowers and say, "Excuse me, thank you."

6. Two couples are chatting. The woman asked, honey, people say that women in love will become stupid. You think I'm stupid? Male affectionate style: fool, you are so stupid, how can I think you are stupid?

7. History is always strikingly similar. Valentine's day the year before last, last year and this year are all single.

As a junior high school student, my family often suspects that I am in love. I just want to say seven words to them about this matter: you overestimate me.