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Funny homophones for chemical elements

The funny homophones of chemical elements are as follows:

1. The first cycle: hydrogen and ammonia - damage.

2. The second cycle: boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen and fluorine - carp skin holding carbon eggs to nourish milk.

3. The third cycle: sodium magnesium, aluminum, silicon, phosphorus, sulfur and chlorine box - that beauty in Guilin has green teeth.

4. The fourth cycle: Potassium Calcium Vanadium Chromium - Marrying Kangtai is a cute character. Iron, diamond, nickel, copper and zinc marry germanium - Iron aunt pinches the newly married woman. Arsenic, selenium, Australian nitrogen - angry shock.

5. The fifth cycle: riveted steel is red by mistake - this is what I tell you. It has to be nailed - it's incredible. Inscribed with silver spokes, steel and tin sharp - Laobang Yinge stamped on the west embankment. Crying iodine - location fairy.

6. The sixth cycle: bell - colorful shells and blue river. Tungsten money - but seeing crows attract geese. Platinum, mercury and lead - a white towel for it to hold. The needle is broken - you must not love winter.

7. The seventh cycle: Spun radium steel - lightning protection.

The importance of chemistry:

1. Ensure human survival and continuously improve the quality of human life. For example: using chemicals to produce fertilizers and pesticides to increase food production. Chemically synthesized drugs are used to inhibit bacteria and viruses and protect human health. Use chemistry to develop new energy and new materials to improve human living conditions. Use chemistry to comprehensively apply natural resources and protect the environment to make human life better.

2. Chemistry is a practical subject. Together with mathematics and physics and other subjects, it has become the basis for the rapid development of natural sciences. The core knowledge of chemistry has been applied in all areas of the natural sciences, and chemistry is an important pillar of the powerful force that transforms nature. Currently, chemists use chemical perspectives to observe and think about social problems, and use chemical knowledge to analyze and solve social problems.

3. The intersection and penetration of chemistry and other disciplines have produced many edge disciplines, such as biochemistry, geochemistry, cosmochemistry, ocean chemistry, atmospheric chemistry, etc., making biology, electronics, aerospace, junior high school Improvements in measuring devices for oxygen content in the air in chemical experiments Laser, geology, ocean and other science and technology have developed rapidly.

4. Cultivate the mentality of continuous progress, discovery, exploration, and curiosity, stimulate human beings' desire to understand nature, and enrich people's spiritual world.