Classic humorous jokes!

1: The furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing, but that I was still doing the first question during the exam, and others have already done the second question.

It was late at night, and I suddenly wanted to study, but when I found the candle, it was already dawn. . . . . .

3. One step ahead of the times is called advanced, two steps ahead are called pioneers, three steps ahead are called pioneers, and four steps ahead are called martyrs.

There is an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

5: People who don't know will make mistakes. I really didn't know that I left my homework yesterday.