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Humorous jokes of primary school students
2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car flies by, one of them can't escape and is squashed, and the other tomato points to the squashed tomato and laughs: dig hahaha, ketchup …
The wolf said, "I will eat you!" ! ! "Guess what?
As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.
4. The stone fights with the rice cake, and the stone flies and kicks the rice cake into the sea. ..........
Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who decided to join the army for life, so they made an oath with the girl, gave her a diamond ring, and agreed to meet her three years later today. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't. Sad and desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and moved away. However, the boy has been waiting.
Rice cake! ! !
5. Is jiaozi a boy or a girl?
Answer the boy because jiaozi has a foreskin.
6. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Gung!" From then on, he became a cucumber! !
7. The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out to scratch it and burned myself to death …
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