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Northerners go to school in the south.
2. Expose the north and south.
Dew invited each other to dinner one day!
Recipient: I don't want to eat.
Lulu thought she was uncomfortable or didn't want to go out: shall I buy you something to eat?
I said I don't want to eat!
Lou: OK.
……
After a while, dewdrop saw her packing.
Lou: Where are you going? If you feel uncomfortable, have a good rest.
Recipient: Let's eat rice noodles.
Lou: Aren't you going to eat?
Recipient: No, I don't. I didn't say I don't eat powder! !
Dew! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Lulu later learned that in some places in the south, if you don't eat rice, you don't eat rice noodles or rice noodle dishes.
On the dewdrop side, not eating means not eating anything for this meal.
3. Southern dialect shoes like to be called "children"
Southerners go out to play with northerners. When passing a bridge, southerners accidentally dropped their shoes. She exclaimed, alas, my child fell into the river, and northerners were frightened!
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