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Chongqing mountain city jokes are hilarious.
I remember that when the viaduct was just built in the capital of Inner Mongolia, it was not officially opened to traffic. An old man who grew up on the grassland rode a bicycle once, but the result was that he couldn't stop and fell into the hospital. This local has been telling it as a joke for years. It is estimated that he didn't dare to ride a bike when he arrived in Chongqing, because his bike has been scrapped.
As a green travel tool, bicycle is not only very convenient, but also a large number of cities are happy and excited about sharing bicycles. It's just that this rugged city is more distressed and unable to enjoy the benefits brought by science and technology. In fact, there is also such a place in Inner Mongolia, that is, Ulanhot, which has the reputation of a red city. When I first came, I applied for a bicycle with my friends, and I am going to have a good look around this clean small county. As a result, they unanimously advised me to go on foot, because the county is not big. Under my repeated insistence, I finally got my wish and pushed the car around the county seat. At that time, the slope was really unbearable, and it seems to have improved a lot in recent years. The reason why it is rugged is that it is located at the southern foot of Daxinganling, which was originally a mountainous area. Although the altitude is not too high, it is definitely a mountain city in Inner Mongolia. From then on, I began to understand that not all cities are suitable for bicycles.
Speaking of the story of Chongqing traffic, it is estimated that three days and three nights can't be finished, which is usually caused by the terrain, but the motorcycles here are still very practical, but they are also quite dangerous. Working, living and traveling here is really a big problem. There is a joke that "the navigation system will fail here, the front has arrived in Chongqing, and you have switched to Baidu navigation", and of course, "Please switch to adult manual mode when you arrive in Chongqing ahead". It is such a place where technology can collapse and bicycles are nothing, but the biggest advantage of mountainous areas is that hikers enjoy it the most, and daily life is climbing mountains. I wonder if there are people who like climbing mountains living here, just to exercise their climbing ability?
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