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Why did Yan Hexiang get the first place in "The Most Wanted Man in Deyun Society" by the girls in Deyun Society?

If you just look at your face, it is probably one of the most unwilling types in the country. It is a typical greasy face of township leaders below the deputy division level. There is a high probability of getting beriberi, burping and snoring when eating, and farting is particularly loud.

But if you know more about Mr. Yan, you will know that he not only does not have those problems, but also stands at the top of the food chain of the blind date market, even higher than that. Because marriage is the premise, most girls with mature IQ will consider more realistic factors, such as whether they are reliable, mature and stable enough, whether they have the instant determination of big things and small feelings, and whether they can maintain a comfortable mode of getting along with women to the greatest extent.

All the above conditions are visible to Yan Hexiang. Why did Lao Guo give the prince to him for training? It is because no one else in Deyun Society can do better, even at its peak. Peak is strong and painful, but his character is not sharp. If a child like Dalin is just spoiled when he grows up, he will eventually become a wild youth like Cao Jin. But Yan Hexiang can best grasp this degree. When it's time to hug you, hug it. When it's time to crush you, I'll hit you hard. When it's time to comfort you, hug your shoulder and let you cry and let you go.

When Dalin put on the old man's Himalayan pear, only Yan Hexiang was in pain. Those warm words he said in the bookstore were not so much for Dalin as for Dalin. Even if the whole world doesn't understand you, don't worry about having a brother.

When Zhang Yunlei was bombarded by women's rights, he was the only one who stood up to defend the long locks at the risk of being besieged. Moreover, the speech was decent and gentle, and no evil was found in women's rights. Where can I find the second emotional intelligence?

Yan Hexiang has been in Deyun Society for more than ten years, but who has seen him fight for it? Apart from slandering the master on the stage, he hardly published anything in private. Storytelling among crosstalk performers is a great skill. Before liberation, if you can speak frankly, you will get enough points in the small theater and give them to the performers, because you are not pointing to your partner to make money. Lao Yan can not only speak monologue, but also be better than Cao Jin He Wei. He can describe a short story "Shooting at Liu Hanchen" as the great Sui and Tang Dynasties, and catch the audience in a daze. The fans gave him a fan of Don't Die in Liu Hanchen in the middle of listening. Later, Lao Yan dug a hole, and his fans gave him a fan of Die in Liu Hanchen, but Deyun Society couldn't turn out a few. Dare you quarrel with your husband? Think about his language ability, just surrender and continue to live a happy life.

It is not difficult for a person's skin to be interesting. What's more difficult is that his soul is interesting. What is more difficult is that he is as interesting as Yan Hexiang. A man riding a Harley is cool and young. Creativity can be very trendy and can be searched more than once every other day; Sometimes it's very traditional and I don't understand the meaning of "skin". Don't say that women want to marry him, it is estimated that many men do.

Yan Hexiang was born in 198 1. He graduated from Beijing University of Technology and is a typical science and engineering man. Before entering Deyun Society, he was an engineer in a communication company. After entering Deyun Society in 2006, he made rapid progress and was called "the first person to seize cranes" by Degang Guo. He was also selected as the partner of Guo Qilin, the monitor of Deyun Society, and became one of the most promising core figures of Deyun Society. At the same time, when Guo Qilin has no time to talk about cross talk, Yan He can talk about storytelling alone, and make storytelling simple and fascinating through his own background in science and engineering and rich knowledge reserves. Generally speaking, Yan Hexiang is on the rise in her career. She is a standard bachelor, with most of the imagination of young girls about the perfect boyfriend.

Nowadays, many girls are uncles, and Yan Hexiang is a standard uncle. He is steady and generous, cute, wise and humorous, but not grandiose, with rich income and bright future, and likes traveling and life. I'm afraid most girls can't escape this kind of uncle, and the first person who was rated as the most wanted girl in Deyun Society is well deserved.

For a time, I was also infatuated with Yan Hexiang, got to know him a lot, and talked with him privately. The final feeling is that it is best for idols not to walk into life and keep a distance from their idols, which is the best protection for both sides. I want to throw cold water on the girl who is still infatuated with Yan Hexiang.

First of all, this man's face value and figure are not good. You see his head is big and round, and his mouth is crooked. I can think of him drooling when I close my eyes. And his stomach is so big, he certainly doesn't have six-pack abdominal muscles. How can you stand looking greasy?

Secondly, there are too many girls around this man's age. As soon as female fans catch a lot, there are also many people rushing to send their hair online. Such a thing is hard to avoid with such a man. Can you handle it?

Finally, Degang Guo said that "there are no good people who speak cross talk", so don't be fooled by the superficial phenomenon of cross talk actors. This industry is really complicated. Ordinary people simply can't imagine how many dark sides there are in this circle, so simple girls should stay away, really!

If I had to guess, I think Zhang Yunlei and Guo Qilin are the "people who want to marry most" in Deyun Society, and they can choose from the screen. She has a high face value, a good future and a lot of powder. At least it should be Meng, and her face value is there! Who knew it was Yan Hexiang, so we had to re-examine the girls of Deyun Society.

I often hear many girls from Deyun Society call Degang Guo "Dad", and I often hear many girls from Deyun Society shout "Zhang Yunlei, I love you". I thought these people were all "face value controllers", but when dealing with real lifelong problems, these people changed their status as enthusiasts and became cautious, careful, thoughtful and meticulous "connotation controllers".

Yes, Zhang Yunlei Guo Qilin has a good face, a promising future and a good personality. But there are risks in marrying them. Zhang Yunlei, for example, sucks powder so fast and looks so handsome. If he were his wife and watched him in the powder pile all day, he wouldn't be drowned by vinegar. What's more, he has more than 100 steel nails all over his body, and he is a proper scum.

Look at Guo Qilin again. As the prince of Deyun Society, he has deep pockets and excellent personality. However, with such a good condition, can he have a brilliant idea? What's more, if his father doesn't talk properly, he won't be ashamed of his jokes.

Yan Hexiang, on the other hand, has a simple population, a high income, a sense of humor and knowledge, and does not suffer. Besides cross talk, he can also tell storytelling, which is a rare talent in phonology. It is also second to none in the barber shop world.

More importantly, from the appearance, he has personality in his steadiness, knowledge in his broadness and self-restraint in his interest. He is a rational, open-minded, self-disciplined and bold person, and will not bring negative emotions home, let alone make his wife jealous. It is safe to marry such a person.

As a veteran cross talk lover, let me answer this question.

First of all, Yan Hexiang is my favorite crosstalk performer. He is the partner of Guo Qilin, the monitor of Deyun Society. He is more than ten years older than Guo Qilin and taller than Guo Qilin in art. Degang Guo's arrangement is obviously to let Yan Hexiang take away Guo Qilin, which shows Degang Guo's high regard for Yan Hexiang.

On the stage of cross talk, I think Yan Hexiang's applause is from the heart. Although it is still not as skilled as Mr. Yu Qian, it gives people a sense of stability, kindness and humor, which is enough. Although Yan Hexiang's fame is still tepid, Guo Qilin, the monitor of Deyun Society, is standing beside him after all. I think it's hard to make a big splash in the future, but it's not the time yet. I think the cross talk jokes performed by Yan Hexiang and Guo Qilin are still wonderful and have distinctive styles. There is no Degang Guo. After all, Guo Qilin is Degang Guo's eldest son. Many artists of Deyun Society feel that there are still some gaps between themselves and Guo Qilin. Degang Guo and Yu Qian taught them a lot under the stage, and they were very strict with Guo Qilin. Every Degang Guo will point out his shortcomings, get angry if he doesn't perform well, and correct him. I believe many people will envy such a father and teacher! Degang Guo will also teach Yan Hexiang to tell stories, and Yan Hexiang's storytelling is still wonderful. This is a rare wonderful program of Deyun Society, which looks like Degang Guo. The story is full of interest and the cultural atmosphere of the story is very strong, which makes people listen to a lot of knowledge.

Yan Hexiang's age is still very young, and he is very tall, which gives people a very practical and simple feeling. Although his face value is not high, he is very attractive. He speaks politely and believes that he will be very reliable in doing things. Although Deyun Society is a men's group with all kinds of tricks and antics, the simple and honest one has become more attractive!

It is not surprising that Yan Hexiang will be rated as "the person that Deyun Society wants to marry most" by Deyun Society Girl. He is mature, steady, temperamental and educated, and works with the monitor Guo Qilin. His future achievements can be imagined and he is single. Of course, the most important thing is that he has a good outlook on life and a good personality.

Yan Hexiang graduated from Beijing University of Technology with an advanced degree from Deyun Society. In Deyun Society, some actors such as Degang Guo, Guo Qilin and Yun-peng Yue have no higher education. This makes more people misunderstand whether going to school is useless. Yan Hexiang firmly denied this statement, saying that going to school is too important!

When chatting with Guo Qilin, Yan Hexiang once said, "Although you can succeed without studying, you can't deny the role of going to school. It is a shortcut for countless people to succeed.". Asked by Guo Qilin, "Do you agree with me to go abroad for further study?" ? He replied, "From the perspective of my partner, I don't want you to go abroad, because if you go abroad, I may not have a good chance." But as a friend, I absolutely support you to study abroad, because learning is too important. I won't say anything when you go abroad, and we will continue to board when you come back. "

Thus, Yan Hexiang still supports his partner to study abroad, even though his road to success may be cut off. How correct is this?

On another occasion, Degang Guo gave the book My Master and Our Deyun Society to Yan Hexiang, saying that there were many secrets that Degang Guo and Deyun Society did not disclose. Giving such a book to Yan Hexiang is definitely recognition and attention to him.

However, Yan Hexiang made a request that he would never sing a hymn. To tell the truth, plus his own subjective evaluation, Degang Guo agreed to his request, and the book has now started broadcasting.

Faced with such a good opportunity, he can still stick to his principles, which can explain his three views and personality. Such a good man, of course, is the dream destination of many girls!

I have to say, this time, the girls of Deyun Society really answered this question seriously before selecting the excellent husband "Yan Hexiang".

Hey, wait a minute, don't everyone like brother pigtail who is personable? And that slutty Xiao Ping, Claire?

This really shows that when you fall in love and get married, your eyes are really different.

Speaking of appearance, the Bian Xiao brothers look a little too unsafe. There are 3,000 beauties in this harem, and everyone is thinking about it. As the saying goes, you are not afraid of thieves stealing, but you are afraid of thieves thinking ... you know!

That Xiao Ping Clay looks a little too safe. Besides, illiteracy is not good for future generations. As people say, it is important to find a beautiful person with high IQ. After all, heredity is still very important!

No, let's have a comprehensive look at Yan Hexiang. First of all, look at his learning experience.

Look, Yan Hexiang is a standard Beijinger! I have a Beijing hukou, and then I look at other people's universities. It is a serious "communication engineering major of School of Electronic Information and Control Engineering, Beijing University of Technology". I guess I have a high IQ, too Is this better than "I am proud of my lack of education"? Much better. I am so standard and cultured. Am I proud?

Look at the size, 178, which is really a standard figure.

In Deyun Society, he is really the standard figure in this fat and thin group!

Look at the future.

When he entered Deyun Society, he was highly valued by Degang Guo. I didn't say anything before, but now I have a bright future with Prince Edward!

Watch the dialogue again.

He felt a little peaked, as if he were heading straight for the old artist. He usually practices basic skills in a down-to-earth manner and is not in a hurry on stage. Unlike fat Sun Yue, he often laughs. He is so steady, lovely, kind and reliable.

People are so tall, fat, well-spoken, tolerant and generous, highly valued by leaders, and the typhoon is stable and atmospheric, which is the image of the husband that the public hopes!

Yan Hexiang is intellectual, steady, literary, and personable. Of course, she is the best choice for many girls to get married, and "Deyun Girl" is no exception.

Most girls like people who can talk to themselves about their life ideals from poems and songs. Yan Hexiang's erudition and his humorous talk just accord with this point; Isn't "uncle culture" popular now? Yan Hexiang was lucky to be recruited because he is now a 37-year-old uncle; His appearance is not too handsome, and people feel at ease at first sight, which just conforms to the characteristics of loyalty and stability; As for the future (money way), as the handpicked champion of Deyun Society's youth monitor, the future is naturally limitless! Therefore, it is normal that he is a girl's dream lover.

Not only a good champion, but also the first offensive champion of Deyun Society, ranking third after Qian and Sun Yue in comprehensive strength. Known as the first person in the crane family. He also tells stories with great kung fu. Anyone who has heard his stories will find that his erudition before the opening is really unparalleled in Deyun Society.

To sum up, a young talent with excellent knowledge, talent and future will naturally become the object of girls' admiration, don't you think?

Women, like organizational cadres, pay attention to "having both ability and political integrity" and find the most favorable balance among many conditions such as earning money, face value and character.

I really haven't heard the statement in the question, but think about all the people in the cloud generation. First of all, you can't choose people who don't have names, because there is no money without names in this industry, so there are only a handful of people who are excluded. What about Guo Qilin? Chu Jun of Deyun Society has a high face value, an average figure (just over 1.7 visually), a high status, a high risk and a low education. Similarly, there is Zhang Yunlei. When singing "Exploring Qingshui River", many girls in the audience echoed and knew the risks. Yun-peng Yue has the biggest wrist at present, but it is too safe to lose. Therefore, those who have fame (money), an appearance between safe and unsafe, and a degree are the first to promote Yan Hexiang. As a family, Bojun smiled.

To tell the truth, I like his looks better, and his face value impressed me deeply. Later, he was found to be particularly talented!

In my heart, he can be regarded as a man with very good looks and soul.