Yellow jokes that make girls happy.

When you are still being treated gently, have you ever thought that girls actually need to be gentle? They need to give you a safe and comfortable harbor, a harbor that can understand and tolerate you, a harbor that you can rely on, and a harbor where you can unload your defenses and want to protect yourself. Instead of just trying to solve problems with my fists like me. If you think I have gone too far in telling jokes, you can first see if I have told such jokes below.

1. Once, I went to the bookstore and bought two novels, one called Harry Potter and the other called The Shawshank Redemption.

After reading two books, I went to the bookstore without reading them carefully, and I liked which one wherever I went. I have a look and feel that the style of this book is a little different from that of another book. So I decided to buy both books. After buying it, I read it and found that the stories of the two books are different. That book made me like the little wizard-Rupert Grint, while another book made me like Dumbledore-Snape, and another book made me like a guy named Beagle, and Beagle gave me the biggest feeling that these two people are not the same thing at all!

When I was shopping outside in the morning, I suddenly heard a little girl and a young man quarreling.

I asked her what happened. She said that her boyfriend slapped her boyfriend when she was most sad. I thought I would give her a warm home in my life. I walked up to her and said, "Well, let me tell you about his love for you." Then I said, "What do you mean your boyfriend slapped you in the face? Why are you so angry? " The girl suddenly looked at me innocently and said, "Is this slap too big?" This is the way to make girls happy.

3. I once told a girl:

Once or twice is normal, but three times becomes: the less you give me a sense of security, the less I can find a sense of security. So I said to that girl: Let's get married! I can tell her responsibly: impossible! He can also tell her responsibly: You can tell him I love you before you get married.

In life, you will meet such people who seem easy-going on the surface, but actually love you behind your back.

You chat with him, he will give you a warm hug, and then ask you, have you ever thought about letting you sleep first? You will definitely answer: Yes, I just want you to sleep first! But he will still smile and ask you, why don't you sleep? So you will think that he is easy-going and actually loves you!

When shopping in the mall, a young man took a fancy to a girl and said:

"I miss you!" The girl said happily, "Never mind, you can buy it. After I bought it, I will accompany me to the movies. " The young man gave money to the girl. The girl said, "Don't waste money! That's my mobile phone, how can you use it casually! " "Then you can buy it again!" .