A collection of 70 humorous jokes with wide brain holes.

You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that there are not only dogs in front, but also dogs in the street.

2. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

The doctor prescribed medicine for me, and I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.

You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

6. I met a boy in the elevator and he pressed the eighth floor. Oh, it really implies that he kind of likes me on the eighth floor.

7. The steamed bread is too light to eat. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat it. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that what I added was nothing.

8. Look, I have two erasers here. You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).

9. If you can't find the mixing tool when milking, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there is something to prove it: the key is to milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.

10. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

1 1. Lu Su: "You are drunk, if you drink again, you will die." Zhou Yu: "I'm not drunk." Lu Su: "Go ahead, viceroy." Zhou Yu: DuDu DuDu

12. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

13. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.

14. You haven't even tasted me. What did you taste? Pinru?

15. The growth cycle of lotus root is 200 days, and chicken can change from chicken to chicken leg, chicken chops and chicken breast in just over 50 days. In a short time, the chicken will become the same.

16. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.

17. What about being tall? Don't you just want to bend down and talk to me when you see me?

18. "Why do you often get dizzy when riding?" "That's because you didn't recite the multiplication formula."

Some humorous jokes with big brain holes. Part II 19. I bought a skirt today, which is very comfortable to wear. Did you hear that? It's always there.

20. What song did Gong Yu sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

2 1. Now is really the next four tights: tight mask, tight clothes and tight waistband.

22. During the Chinese New Year, Niu Wangmo made a mistake, and Princess Tiefan kept criticizing him. The Monkey King couldn't stand it anymore and said to Princess Tiefan, "Sister-in-law, do you still approve of Master Niu?" Princess Iron Fan paused: "Thank you."

23. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."

24. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

25. If we don't talk about love, what should we talk about, crow's feet?

26. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

27. Yan Zi established Chu, and Yan Zi was humiliated and left. Hearing this, a minister who knew Yan Zi hurried to catch up and said, "Yan Zi! Yan zi! Take it! How can I live without you! "

28. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?

29. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They parted long ago.

30. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

3 1. When I open my eyes, it lights up, and when I close my eyes, it darkens. Can I be a refrigerator?

32. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.

Why is a flower funny? A: Because it has a stalk.

34. Before he died, Yu Gong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

35. Q: Why are vampires afraid of garlic? A: Because vampires like blood.

36. The Queen is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we don't have a queen. We have nothing in the future. Did you hear that? We have nothing in the future.

Some humorous jokes with big brains. The third part. What Lu Tihai said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

38. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

39. I am a little sheep. I sheared the wool once today and it fell off.

40. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

4 1. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all babies, but I am stupid!

42. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!

43. If Huang Ting can't find it, go-ah.

44. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

45. you didn't stay up all night What are you doing up late, Ollie?

46. I have just been reported by my neighbor to disturb the people because I am penniless.

47. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, and each of us got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

48. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

49. Mother sparrow combed her hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. The little sparrow said, choo choo

50. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

5 1. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

52. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.

54. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.

Some humorous jokes with big brain holes. Paragraph 4 55. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

56. It's very hot. The old hen went to enjoy the cool under the tree and soon shivered with cold. She accidentally stepped on a banana. It turned out that the chicken was cold and burnt.

57. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?

58. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

59. Do you know? Doraemon has no neck for health reasons. Why? Because "the blue neck is covered with mud."

Once upon a time, a snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that? I can't bear it.

6 1. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really a master at using Xiaolan.

62. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.

63. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

64. Learning to drive, the coach gave me a Japanese name: Panasonic Sandcar.

65. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

66. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.

67. Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming who didn't hear me.

68. Even I don't love it. Do you love Qiyi?

69. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon

70. Okay, bad, whatever. Three people are good friends. One day, well, go out and play something bad, so if it's bad, what's it called? Say who. If it's not good, say: let's make up.