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Baidu 4 10 Word Composition "Zhangshu"

"You are so smart!" 350 words

My mother never praised me when she was a child, and neither did she. But a strange uncle praised me.

On that occasion, my mother bought a microwave oven for a friend. Somehow: there is a crack in the box outside. Mother carefully glued the seam and opened a hole for a stranger I didn't know. It is flat, and the scotch tape is not twisted into a glue seam.

That strange uncle is here. He is wearing a black hat, and his stout figure is still dressed in black. Small square face, a cheerful and kind look. Mimi seems to have lost a smile in her eyes. The whole body is 4/5 black, really like a crow!

Out of curiosity, I ran over and twisted the tape into a glue line. My mother accused me of saying, "It's easy to rub the tape into a glue seam!" " "

"It's okay, nothing! This is also convenient. " Strange uncle said understandably.

"Yes, it's hard to stick your hands without rubbing them up!" I also echoed it.

"Yes," praised Uncle Strange, "so you won't stick your hands. You are so clever. " Mother smiled helplessly, and the strange uncle left.

I understand that Uncle Strange is protecting my self-esteem, thank you! Don't! He is not a stranger. I will never forget him!

Sixth grade: Huang Xiaowei

The second article is clever but clever by 500 words.

Whenever I think of the past, I always laugh inside.

It was a science class. The teacher assigned six units of test papers, 12 pages. Can you finish it in one night? So I silently thought: there is a reference answer behind, why not take a look? But can't I cut corners if the teacher doesn't let me? Nobody knows anyway. Haha, I am proud of my mother and gave birth to such a smart child.

The next day, the teacher saw that we had too much homework and handed it in the next day. I ignored it and waited. Until the third day:

"Teacher, someone copied the answer, quite a lot." "Give them a punishment, teacher." The teacher said, "There is a lot of homework, so you can copy the answers as long as you have an impression." At the beginning of class, the teacher asked us to do our homework. He criticized his homework on the platform. Suddenly, his face became dim and he said, "Li, slacker, your answer is not comprehensive." I also said my homework word for word. At this time, I want to sew up the teacher's mouth. What a pity! 3 1 people in my class will laugh at me when they know about it. There were bursts of laughter from time to time. The teacher suddenly asked me, "cut corners on the answer, and the abbreviation will not shrink." How can you learn Chinese? " ! Ha ha. "The teacher's words are a joke, but he is scolding me in his heart. Maybe only I can feel it.

Afterwards, the teacher asked me to copy it twice. For others, this is a lot. But I deeply feel that this is not much. The important thing is that the teacher wants me to actively correct the bad habit of being smart. I deserve it.

I know we should seek truth from facts, don't be opportunistic, and be descendants of a new generation of dragons!