Jokes about the Dragon Boat Festival What are the jokes about the Dragon Boat Festival?

1. A friend of mine is from Heilongjiang. We were still primary school students at that time. There are no bamboo zongzi in Heilongjiang. She saw zongzi and asked a question: "Why is this sachet so heavy?"

2, rice and steamed buns fight, rice is very crowded, hit the bag when you see it. No one can escape the steamed dumplings wrapped in sugar and meat. Zongzi was forced into the corner, tearing his clothes and shouting, "See clearly that I am undercover!" " " .

When the Dragon Boat Festival arrived, a China native sent some zongzi to foreign teachers. The next day, a China native asked the foreign teacher, "Where's the zongzi you gave me yesterday?" The foreign teacher answered "fine", but it seems that the dish outside is not cooked?

4, you are meat, I am skin, I wrap you tightly. You are a tooth and I am glutinous rice, and the fragrance sticks to you sweetly. You are zongzi, I am zongzi leaf, and you are wrapped in layers. Dragon Boat Festival, I want to hold you tight.