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Five ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets and jokes with homophonic features are listed. Don't repeat them in the pictures.
Wen lit a deep candle (instruction) at the bottom of the well, but Lang Changxing didn't go (overdue).
Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?
Liu Yuxi, a bamboo, willow green, heard the song on the Langjiang River.
Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, the road is sunny but sunny (feeling).
Untitled Li Shangyin's time was far before I met her, but even longer after we parted, the east wind rose and a hundred flowers blossomed. Spring silkworms are exhausted.
Every night, the candle will cry dry the wick. In the morning, she saw her hair cloud changing in the mirror, but she bravely faced the cold of the moonlight with her evening song.
There are not many roads to Pengshan. Oh, Bluebird, listen! -Give me what she said! .
Untitled Ouyang Xiu, a poet, boarded a boat to visit Ouyang Xiu. Xiu already knows about you, but you don't know how to fix it.
Note: this is just a story, probably made up by later generations, and I have no textual research.
Feng Menglong, a folk song, doesn't write love stories or poems, but one knows the other. I know it's upside down,
Who knows what you are thinking? It's also a question of thinking.
Lingdong loves songs, Li Jinfa tastes vegetables, the vegetable garden is small (fate), and the flat firewood is not round (sigh).
Dumb people eat single chopsticks, thinking that it is hard to say in pairs. This is more popular.
Couplet homophonic:
Two apes cut down trees in the deep mountain, and the little monkey dared to look (sentence)
How does the old beast solve the problem (hoof)-solve the problem?
Dogs gnaw at river bones (monks)-Su Shi's poems (corpses) flowing water Dongpo-Fo Yin
Xiangyang aristocratic family is always there in the first spring-Su Shi's family celebrates more (fish)-Fo Yin
Shi Gushang (monk) beauty embroiderer (scholar) is in front of the main hall.
Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou), and dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky)
Lantern lanterns, paper (orange) shells were originally just windproof drums, and dried tangerine peel could not knock for half a day (summer)
Lotus (pity) bitter pear (separation) bitter stomach acid.
Lotus root comes from lotus, but apricot doesn't need plum lotus root (even) apricot (lucky) plum (middle)
Long, long, long, long (sketch performance) General idea: During the Spring Festival, an old man selling bean sprouts asked Su Dongpo to write a couplet for himself. Su Dongpo wrote: Spiders under the eaves are full of mud-private mud-doubt.
Boys hit tung trees, tung trees fall, boys are happy; The girl gnawed at the duck head, which was salty.
Hungry chickens steal rice, children fight; The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs.
Miyun has no rain, Tongzhou water can't cross the boat; There is autumn in Juye, and wheat in Jimo field.
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine: lack of one and ten homophones means lack of clothes and food.
Living in a pagoda, I looked at Kong Ming and complained that Jiang Wei (Lu Bu) was really difficult.
A bird in a cage, a heart in a nest (Cao Cao). He hates Guan Yu and can't Zhang Fei.
In rowing competition, the speed of rowing (Lu Su) is not as fast as that of sailing (Fan Kuai).
A hundred schools of thought contend, and Di Qing (Di Qing) is more difficult than Xiaohe.
Homophonic xiehouyu:
Confucius was moved-all lost (book)
Tofu with chopped green onion-clear and white
Fried tofu with pickles-the word (salt) comes first
Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)
Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)
Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu (Chinese Liquor)
Pig Bajie takes photos-asking for embarrassment (see)
Make a summary on your arm-relax (comb) your heart
Father-Lao Su (Su)
Four beams of cotton-can't talk (play)
Military adviser-useless place (Wu)
The 12356-nothing (4)
One two three four five six seven-Wang (forgot) eight
One foot two plus eight feet-shit (two feet)
Amodou pops up two lines-I think (silk) is wrong.
Spread a catty of flour into a cake-pour it backwards (thick)
Plunge into the charcoal pile-mold (coal) to the top
Steamed a peach with 100 kg flour-a waste (waste) snack.
One-legged pants-one set (skirt)
A bright lamp-without two hearts (core)
Be a widow for life-an old hand (guardian)
Filling holes in the underground palace-not good (repairing temples)
The land Lord sits on the scale-Zhicheng (self-proclaimed)
The landlord is in prison-it's tiring (prison)
Earth God washes his face-lose (wet) face.
The land god falls into the well-labor (fishing) can't afford it.
The viscera of the landlord-solid (stone) heart and solid (stone) intestine
The earth god wears plain clothes-running in vain (robe)
Born and raised in Xinger —— Bitter Children (Core Children)
Soil Silkworm Drills into Peanut Shell-Pretending to Be Human (Benevolent)
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