Humorous jokes about the dialogue between men and women: Did you get rid of me with philosophy or science?

Humorous jokes about the dialogue between men and women: Did you get rid of me with philosophy or science?

I am a German student, and I made a good girlfriend after returning home. Today, we went out on a date, and I talked with her very comfortably at lunch. I told her: It is said that Germany developed in this way, fooling others with philosophy and developing itself with science.

Then she asked me: Do you want me to pass philosophy or science? ...