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A man concentrates on his thoughts.

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Qiu Yi is the best athlete in this country. Let Qiu Yi teach two people to play chess, one to concentrate on playing chess, and Qiu Yi listens; Although one person thought it was a swan, he tried to shoot it with his bow. Although I learned chess from the previous one, chess is still not as good as the previous one. Is it because his intelligence is not as good as the former? That's not true.

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Qiu Yi is a national chess master. If you let him teach two people to play chess. A person absorbed, only listen to Qiu Yi. While listening, the other thought that a swan was coming, and he wanted to shoot it with a bow and arrow. In this way, even if he studies with others, his grades are certainly not as good as others. Is it because he is not as clever as others? Naturally, this is not the case.

Liu Ji, an overseas Chinese, provided a piano.

Overseas Chinese who work are good at playing the piano, strings, drums and golden sounds. I think the beauty of this world is too ordinary. Let the national workers look at it and say, "Fugu." Give it back.

Overseas Chinese workers returned to China, asking painters to disconnect them; He also sought seal carvers to end the past. The box is buried in the soil and will be released within the year, so it will be suitable for listing. It is easy for a noble person to see it with a hundred gold and offer it to the DPRK. When the music officer delivered the notice, they all said, "I hope the world is precious."

When the overseas Chinese workers heard this, they sighed, "What a pity the world is! Is it unique? Otherwise. "

Translation:

Workers and overseas Chinese get a good piece of paulownia wood, cut it down and make it into a piano, put the strings on it and play it. The beautiful sound of the piano seems to be in harmony with metal and jade. He thought it was the best piano in the world, so he dedicated it to the government in charge of rites and music. The official musician invited the most famous musician in China to test it and said, "(This piano) is not old." I returned the piano.

Workers and overseas Chinese go home with pianos and discuss with painters to draw uneven patterns for pianos; Carve ancient Chinese characters on the piano according to the engraving volume; Put it in a box and bury it in the soil. After a year, I dug it up and sold it in the market. A big official passed by the market and saw this piano, so he bought it with a lot of money and presented it to the court. Yue Guan spread his appreciation for it and said, "This piano is really a rare treasure in the world!" "

Hearing this situation, overseas Chinese workers sighed: "What a sad society! Is it just a piano? The whole world is like this. "

Truth: to judge the quality of a thing, we should identify it in essence, not draw conclusions from its flashy appearance. Only things with good nature can meet our needs, otherwise the gorgeous appearance can only be used as decoration, which will not play any role. At the same time, we should learn to adapt to the environment flexibly in real life. Only in this way can we have the basic conditions for survival.

An exhortation

Zhuge Liang

A gentleman's journey is quiet to cultivate one's morality, and frugal to cultivate one's morality. If you don't stay in the garden, you will be unclear, restless and not far away. If you study quietly, you must study. If you don't study, you won't learn widely. If you have no ambition, you can't succeed. If you are slow, you can't be energetic, and if you are dangerous, you can't be radical. Time goes by, meaning goes by, and then becomes withered, not meeting the world, and staying in a poor house sadly. What will happen?

Zhuge Liang, the word Kongming, Langya people. A famous politician and strategist in the Three Kingdoms period. An official of the prime minister. This commandment is addressed to my son Zhuge Qiao (Zhuge Zhan).

The character of a person with both ability and political integrity is cultivated by inner peace and concentration, and by frugal style. If you don't look down on worldly fame and fortune, you can't define your ambitions, and you can't realize your lofty ideals without physical and mental peace. You must concentrate on your studies, and you must study hard to increase your talents. If you don't study hard, you can't increase your intelligence. If you don't have a clear ambition, you can't achieve anything in your study. Pursuing excessive pleasure and laziness can't cheer up the spirit, and frivolous temper can't cultivate temperament. Over time, the will will wear away with time, and finally, like litter, it is useless to society. What's the use of sighing in your own small world?

Chu people learn to boat.

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Chu people used to practice boating, but boatmen only listened. So between the small experimental islands, the direction was not satisfactory, and I thought I would try my best to operate the boat. So, Xie got shelter and went straight into the vertebral drum, so he made a big risk. He was afraid of falling and fell into the slurry.

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There was a man who learned to sail in Chu State. At the beginning, he turned around and spun, fast and slow, completely obeying the master's words. So I tried my hand among the islands in the river, and I couldn't do anything well, so I thought I had learned all the skills of sailing. I immediately bid farewell to the boatman and drummed (the ancients probably gave orders by drumming), and immediately I was in great danger. I looked around, terrified, and the rudder was out of control. However, isn't today's crisis the result of previous complacency?

Playing se (an ancient instrument similar to guzheng) with glued wooden pegs-stubbornly sticking to the old method in the face of changed environment.

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Qi people learn the color of Zhao Xue, and adjust it first and then return to it, so as to shape the column. If you don't produce a song in three years, people will blame you. Only when someone comes from Zhao and asks him what he means can you know the stupidity of others.

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A Qi man learned to play the harpsichord from Zhao, who first tuned the strings and then glued them home. I can't play a tune for three years, and the Qi people blame the Zhao people. A person who studied with the people of Zhao came to him and asked him why he complained, only to know that the person in front was so stupid.

Poetry and painting all value people.

Poets in Wang Shizhen in Qing Dynasty

Poetry, calligraphy and painting are all people-oriented, and the ink fragrance left by Su Huang has been passed down to this day, with a word of gold; Don't, jing, bian don't write a book, later generations regard it as dirt, one yuan is not correct. Uncle Yong has a saying that people in ancient times can write books, and those who respect the sages alone can spread them far away, so that although Yan's book is not good, those who see it in the future will cherish it, not independent books. Poetry belongs to everyone.

I once said that poetry, calligraphy and painting are valuable because of people's moral character. Su Shi and Huang Tingjian's ink has been passed down to this day, and one word is worth two gold (the meaning of one word and gold is unknown, so guess); Don't people like Zhang Dun, Cai Jing and Cai Bian write badly, but later generations regard them as dirt and worthless? Ouyang Xiu once said that in ancient times, people's handwriting was very good, but only honest and virtuous people could last forever. Even if Yan Lugong (Yan Zhenqing)' s calligraphy is not good, future generations will regard his calligraphy as a treasure, not only because of its own quality. Poetry and articles are the same.

Yang bu hits the dog

[ancient prose]

Yang Zhu's brother, Ella, came out dressed in white. It began to rain, and Yang Bu took off his white clothes and went home in black. His dog didn't recognize him and rushed forward to call him. Yang Bu was very angry and was about to hit the dog. Yang Zhu said, "I can't jump, but I'm still alive. Is it any wonder that your dog came in the dark for nothing? "

Precautions:

Zi (zι): black.

Comments:

This fable shows that if you change, you can't blame others for treating you differently. If others think differently about themselves, we should first find the reason from ourselves. Otherwise, they will be like Yang Bu: their clothes have changed, but they blame the dog for not knowing him.

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Yang Zhu has a younger brother named Yang Bu, who goes out in white. It happened to rain, so he took off his white clothes and put on black clothes to go home. His dog didn't know that he had changed his clothes, so he came and barked. Yang Bu was about to hit the dog angrily when Yang Zhu said to him, "Stop hitting, you may make this mistake. Wouldn't you be surprised if your dog went out white and came back black? "

Good caller

When Gong Sunlong was in Zhao, he said to his disciples, "Dragons can't swim with incompetent people." "I will shout," said a guest in brown with a rope. Gong Sunlong said to his disciples, "Can someone call me?" Right: "Nothing." Gong Sunlong said, "He and I are apprentices." A few days later, I went to see the prince. As for the river, it sails in a branch. Let people who are good at making phone calls, and those who can fly will come at once.

When GongSunLong was in Zhao State, he said to Gong, "People who have no skills can't go out with us." .

One day, a man in brown came to the door and said to him, "I have a loud voice!" " So Gong Sunlong asked his guests, "Is there anyone with a loud voice among you?" "The following answer said no, so GongSunLong took this loud man as a guest.

A few days later, GongSunLong was going to lobby the Prince, only to find that there was no boat on this side of the river, so he asked him to shout loudly that there was a boat on the other side. As soon as he shouted, a boatman heard the boat coming.

In order to study and succeed, you must study hard and lay a solid foundation.

[Original] In ancient times, the sharpshooter was willing to fly, and when he pulled the bow, the beast fell under the bird. Disciple Wei Fei learned to shoot flies, but he was more skilled than his teacher. Ji Changzhe also learned to shoot at Wei Fei. Wei Fei said: "I can't learn it instantly before I can shoot."

Ji Changgui, lying under his wife's machine, took the lead with his eyes. Two years later, although the cone tail fell off, it was not instantaneous. Tell Wei Fei. Wei Fei said: "If not, you must learn to look at it first, look at it as small as big, look at it as small as small, and then tell me."

Often hang lice on scorpions, look at them from the south and soak them in the middle of the month; Three years later, it's like a wheel. If you want to see the rest, you can see the hills and mountains. It was shot out by the arc of the swallow's horn and the new moon's pole, penetrated the heart of the louse and hung on it. To tell Wei Fei, Wei Fei danced and said, "You succeeded."

Gan Fei was an ancient archer. If you pull the bow full, the beast will fall, and so will the birds. His disciple Wei Fei learned archery from Gan Fei, and his skill surpassed that of his teacher. Ji Chang learned archery from Wei Fei again. Wei Fei said, "You must learn not to blink before you can talk about archery."

People who would rather believe their size than their feet when buying shoes.

If people in A Zheng want to buy shoes, they must first measure their feet and sit on them. Go to town and forget to fuck it. Fulfilling his promise, he said, "I forgot to insist!" " "Go back and get it. When you come back, the city is on strike, so you can't walk. People say, "Why not try? Yue: "I would rather be reliable than confident." . "

In ancient times, a man in Zheng wanted to buy a pair of shoes and measured his feet at home. He went to the shoe shop in the market and took a good look at a pair of shoes. When he was about to buy them, he suddenly found that he had forgotten to take a good size at home, so he said that he had forgotten to take a size, went home and bought another pair, and went back. The person next to him asked him, why don't you just try on the size and make it according to the original size when you buy shoes for yourself? "I'd rather believe that my size is right, but my feet are not necessarily accurate." Later, people used "honest people buy shoes" to describe and laugh at those who engage in dogmatism regardless of objective reality.

Later, the man from Zheng heard that people were talking about him and making fun of him. He just wanted to state his thoughts at that time, not as stupid and dull as people legend. He said it was true that he wanted to buy a pair of shoes. In fact, he didn't take any measurements at home. That day, he saw a pair of beautiful shoes, and several people in the shoe store were talking with them. Some people say loudly that these shoes are great. They can walk as fast as the wind, and they also have massage and health care functions, such as mosquito prevention in summer, lice prevention in winter, warmth in winter and cool in summer. Another person is saying that shoes are cheap and of good quality. After wearing for ten years, the upper is not discounted, the sole is not worn thin, and the shoes become stronger. They also have the functions of skin care, reducing fire, relieving cough, promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis. When he heard these words, he had tried on several pairs of shoes and had to pay for them, but the more he listened, the more he felt that what those people said was irrelevant. He thought the shopkeeper must have hired some child care, or why not just shout to see someone buy it? Look at the big black man standing behind the counter. His posture is like using force at any time. Anyone who comes in to try on shoes but doesn't buy them will probably not let you go. So, he had to lie that he had left his measured size at home, otherwise how could he get out? Who knows, those who don't understand say that Zheng people buy shoes, but they are ridiculed by jokes. That's ridiculous. After hearing what he said, someone suddenly realized that he couldn't help but give a thumbs-up and say, "High, high, really high." So that's what happened! I really know one thing, but I don't know another. I also talk about other people's dogma. What is this? Hey! "

Lost dead sheep

[Original] Andy's neighbor died. He led his party and asked Andy about his vertical pursuit. Andy said, "Hey! A sheep is dead, why chase the crowd? " The neighbor said, "There are many different roads." Instead, he asked, "Did you get the sheep?" Yue: "I'm dead." Yue: "Wu Hu?" He said: "There are differences in the Tao, and I don't know what it is, so the opposite is true."

Andy's neighbor lost a sheep, so he took his family with him and invited Andy's son to drive the sheep together. Andy said, "Haha, that's just a lost sheep. Why do so many people want to find it? " The neighbor said, "There are many forks in the road." Soon, they came back. Andy asked, "Did you find the sheep?" The neighbor replied, "I ran away." Andy said, "How can you escape?" The neighbor replied, "There is another fork in the road. I don't know which way the sheep escaped. " So I came back. "

The hidden type of Chu people

The Chu people lived in poverty. After reading Huainan Fang, they learned that "mantis feeds on cicadas and can be invisible", so they picked leaves from the tree-mantis held the leaves and waited for cicadas to pick them. Leaves fall under the tree, and leaves fall under the tree first, which can't be separated. Sweep came back from several fights, with leaves one by one, and asked his wife, "Have you seen me?" My wife always answers "yes" at first, but after a long time, she gets tired and disappears. Well, I was overjoyed, though. Ye enters the market and picks people up from the opposite side. Officials then bound Yixian.

There was a man in the state of Chu who lived in poverty. He once read the book Huainan Fang, and saw that it said, "Mantis can hide his body with leaves when spying on cicadas, so he gathered up under the tree to pick leaves-it was mantis who made invisible leaves when spying on cicadas to pick it. This leaf falls under the tree. There are many fallen leaves under the tree, and it is impossible to tell which one is invisible to mantis. The Chu people picked several baskets of leaves under the tree and took them home. They covered themselves with leaves one by one and asked their wives, "Can you see me? "My wife always answered' I can see' at first, but after a whole day, she was so tired that she had to lie to him and say' I can't see'. The Chu people were secretly happy, carrying the opposite leaves into the market and holding other people's goods in front. So officials tied him up and sent him to the county government.

Don't know your own strength

[Original] Kuafu left Japan by car and entered Japan; Thirst, desire to drink, drink in the river, Wei; He, Wei and Bei drink Ozawa. Before he arrived, he died of thirst. Abandoned his staff and became Deng Lin.

Kuafu raced against the sun until the sun set; He felt thirsty and wanted to drink water, so he went to the Yellow River and Weishui to drink water. The Yellow River and the Weihe River are short of water, so we go to the great lakes in the north to drink water. I died of thirst before I got to the Great Lake. His abandoned cane turned into a peach garden.

Try to pull up to help the buds grow-rushing will make things worse.

[Original] Some people in the Song Dynasty were embarrassed by Min Qimiao's shortcomings. Mangmang came home and said, "I'm sick today. I'll help the seedlings grow." His son followed, and Miao was dying.

There was a man in the state of Song. He was worried that the seedlings in his field would not grow, so he pulled out every seedling. He came home exhausted and said to the beautiful woman, "I am exhausted to help the saplings grow taller today." He hurried to the field and saw that all the seedlings in the field had dried up.

Why wait until next year?

There are still people today. Call it the neighbor's chicken. Or tell them, "tell them that's not a gentleman's way." Yue: "Please hurt it, the month is busy with a chicken for the coming year, and then it has been." If you know it is wrong, it will be too late. Why wait until next year?

Now there is a man who steals his neighbor's chicken every day. Someone advised him: "This is not the behavior of the right person." He said, "well, I'll cut back a little every month and steal a chicken." Steal it next year. " Now that we know it's wrong, we should correct it at once. Why wait until next year?

better late than never

[Original] Andy's neighbor died. He led his party and asked Andy about his vertical pursuit. Andy said, "Hey! A sheep is dead, why chase the crowd? " The neighbor said, "There are many different roads." Instead, he asked, "Did you get the sheep?" Yue: "I'm dead." Yue: "Wu Hu?" He said: "There are differences in the Tao, and I don't know what it is, so the opposite is true."

Andy's neighbor lost a sheep, so he took his family with him and invited Andy's son to drive the sheep together. Andy said, "Haha, that's just a lost sheep. Why do so many people want to find it? " The neighbor said, "There are many forks in the road." Soon, they came back. Andy asked, "Did you find the sheep?" The neighbor replied, "I ran away." Andy said, "How can you escape?" The neighbor replied, "There is another fork in the road. I don't know which way the sheep escaped. " So I came back. "

contradictory

[Original] Some Chu people sell shields and spears, and they are well-known: "My shield is strong and I am not sleepy." He praised his spear and said, "The benefits of my spear are all trapped in things." Or, "What about a child's spear and a trapped child's shield?" He has the ability to respond. Invincible shields and invincible spears cannot coexist.

There was a man in Chu who sold both shields and spears. (He) boasted, "My shield is so strong that nothing can penetrate." (He) praised his spear and said, "My spear is very sharp, and there is nothing it can't pierce." Someone said, "What will happen if you stab your shield with your spear?" The seller can't respond. An airtight shield and an airtight spear cannot exist at the same time.

old frontiersman losing his horse—a blessing in disguise

[Original] Those who are close to the fort are skilled, and horses are invincible. Everyone hung up, and his father said, "Why isn't this a blessing?" After living for several months, his horse returned to Hu. Everyone congratulated him, and his father said, "Why can't this be a disaster?" The family is rich and good, and the son is easy to ride, but he broke his stomach. Everyone hung up, and his father said, "Why isn't this a blessing?" After living for a year, the Hu people entered the fortress, and the Dingzhuang people played with strings. The man near the fort, the deceased was nineteen. This alone is lame. Father and son protect each other.

Among the people living near the frontier fortress, there is a person who is good at speculating good and bad luck and mastering several tricks. Once, his horse ran to the residence of the Hu people for no reason. People came to comfort him for this. The old man said, "Why can't this be a blessing?" A few months later, the lost horse came back with the good horse of the Hu people. People came to congratulate him. The old man added, "Why can't this be a disaster?" There are many good horses in the fortune teller's house. His son likes riding horses, and as a result, he fell off his horse and broke his thigh. People began to sympathize with him. The old man said, "Why can't this be a blessing?" A year later, the Hu people invaded the frontier fortress on a large scale, and all the able-bodied men took up arms to fight. Nine out of ten people near the frontier fortress died. The man was saved in the battle only because he was lame, and the father and son saved their lives together.

A symbol of Jingwei's reclamation/tenacious determination

[Original] Two hundred miles to the north is called Pigeon Mountain. There are many dead trees and birds on it. It is shaped like a black head with a white beak and bare feet. It's called Jingwei, and its songs are self-defeating. It's Yan Di's girl, named Girl. The girl drowned while swimming in the East China Sea, so she was Jingwei. She often holds the title of Xishan Wood and Stone, so that she is trapped in the East China Sea. Out of the water, it flows eastward into the river.

Walking 200 miles to the north, there is a mountain called Faduo Foshan, on which many Zheshu trees grow. There is a bird, shaped like a crow, with a pattern on its head, a white mouth and red feet. It's called Jingwei, and its cry seems to be calling its name. Legend has it that this bird is the incarnation of Yan Di's youngest daughter, named Nuwa. Once, the girl went swimming in the East China Sea, was drowned and never came back, so she became a bird. Often bite the branches and stones on the western hills to fill the East China Sea. The turbid Zhanghe River originates from Lushan Mountain and flows eastward to join the Yellow River.

Pretend to be a member of the ensemble ― just make up the numbers.

[Original] Qi Xuanwang makes people blow, and there must be 300 people. South Chu Shi, please play for the king. Wang Xuan Yueshi (the prefix of the word "Guang" with the word "Bao" in it, which means grain warehouse) ate hundreds of people. Dead, (to the left of a third water and to the right of the word "gold", which is the title of an ancient emperor) Wang Li. Listen to it. Chu Shi escaped.

Qi Xuanwang has oral sex, with 300 people (together). Nan Guo, an ordinary intellectual, asked for a blowjob for Qi Xuanwang. Qi Xuanwang was so happy that he gave the grain in the warehouse to hundreds of people who blew it. (Later) Qi Xuanwang died, and the King of Qi (next to the third water on the left and the right half of the word "gold" on the right) became king. Wang likes to listen to it. Nan Guo escaped.

Xue Tan studied Liezi.

Xue Tan learned from Qin Qing, but he was poor, so he said he would do it and resigned. Stop and concentrate on Xiaoqu, stroking the sad songs, trembling the trees, very sonorous. Xue Tan apologized and never dared to speak for life.

Xue Tan learned to sing from Qin Qing, but before he fully learned Qin Qing's skills, he thought he had learned all the skills, so he said goodbye to Qin Qing and went home. Qin Qing didn't stop him, so he held a farewell party for him on the roadside outside the city, singing loudly while playing the piano. The song shook the forest, resounded through the sky and stopped the clouds in the sky. Xue Tan apologized and demanded the return, but never dared to say anything about going back.

Guan Yinzi teaches shooting.

Liezi learned to shoot and hit the target. Please go to find Guan Yinzi. Yin Zidao: "How did Zi Zhi Zi win the prize?" Right: "Fu Zhi (I don't know) also." Guan Yinzi said, "No way. It means you can't learn archery yet. " Retirement (leaving and going back) and wisdom (learning archery). Three years later, I returned the seal. Yin Zi said, "Why did Zi Zhi Zi win?" Liezi said, "I know." Guan Yinzi said, "Yes, keep it (keep it, follow it) without losing it (lose it, violate it)."

The old pioneer lost his horse-a blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.

[Original] He who approaches the fort has a good skill, and the horse dies for no reason. Everyone hung up, and his father said, "Why isn't this a blessing?" After staying for a few days, his horse returned to Hu. Everyone congratulated him, and his father said, "Why isn't this a disaster?" The family is rich and good, and the son is easy to ride, but he broke his stomach. Everyone hung up, and his father said, "Why isn't this a blessing?" After living for a year, the Hu people entered the fortress, and the Dingzhuang people played with strings. The man near the fort, the deceased was nineteen. This alone is lame. Father and son protect each other.

There is a man on the frontier who is very good at divination. Knowing that his horse was lost for no reason, he ran to a place where ethnic minorities live in the north. People comforted the old man. He said, "Why isn't this a good thing?" A few months later, his horse came back with a good horse from the northern minority. People congratulated the old man. He said, "Why isn't this a bad thing?" A good horse at home, my son likes riding, but he fell off the horse and broke his femur. People comforted the old man and he said, "Why isn't this a good thing?" After a year, foreigners invaded and young people took part in the war. Nine of the ten men who took part in the battle died. Only the old man's son could not take part in the battle because of leg and foot problems, and the father and son survived together.

Macaque breeder

[Original] Song Youwei is a man who raises macaques. Snipers: macaques), who love to be sniped, raise them in groups, understand (understand) the meaning of being sniped, and win (understand) the hearts of the public. Damage (reduce) their families (family rations) and fill (satisfy) their desires (requirements). I am short of money. Will limit its food, lest the public be disobedient (obedient) (criticized by themselves), and say (cheat) first: "Are you (giving) it (you) enough (enough)?" All the snipers are angry. Suddenly, he said, "Is it enough to keep in touch with each other?" All the people are squatting happily.

Ningguo-there was a spy who loved macaques and raised a large group. (He) can understand the thoughts of macaques, and macaques can also understand the words of the public. (Gong Xun) Reduce the rations at home to meet the needs of macaques. Soon, there won't be enough (food rations at home). He wanted to limit the food intake of macaques, but he was worried that these macaques would not obey, so he lied to them and said, "I will give you acorns in the future, three in the morning and four at night." Is this enough? " These monkeys all stood up and were very angry. (Sniper Gong) immediately changed his tune and said, "I'll give you four acorns in the morning and three at night. Is this enough? " All the macaques are lying on the ground and look very happy.

Qi Daqian

Qi is very hungry (the famine is very serious). Qian Ao (set up a stall) begged for food on the road, and when he was hungry, he ate (fed). If you are hungry, cover your face with sleeves; ) I dragged my shoes and was in a hurry. Qian ao offered food on the left (holding it) and food on the right (holding soup), saying, "Hey! Come and eat (come and eat)! " Raise your eyes (referring to hungry gaze) and look at it and say, "I only (because) don't eat my food, which makes me (so far) also." Thank you (apology) from. Die without food.

There was a great famine in Qi. Qian ao, the rich man, cooked porridge by the roadside, waiting for the hungry people to come and gave them alms to eat. A hungry man covered his head with sleeves and tied his shoes with ropes. When Qian Ao saw this, he took the vegetables in his left hand and the soup in his right, and scolded, "Hey! Come and eat! " Hearing this, the man rolled his eyes and stared at Qian Ao and said, "I'm so hungry, because I don't eat this kind of food that cries out for charity!" " (Qian Ao) Apologize to him at once. The man refused to eat, so he starved to death.

Pretend to love what you are actually afraid of.

[Original] Ye Gongzi is tall, hooks (hooks on clothes) to write (draw) dragons, chisels (the same as "Jue" and wine vessels) to write dragons, and carves (engraves patterns) to write dragons. So Tianlong heard of it (went down to Ye Gong's residence), peeped (visited) at the window (yǒu) and applied (extended) at the end of the hall. Ye Gong saw it (the dragon) and abandoned it (turned and ran). Also, pass the spin. ), lost his (his) soul, five colors have no owner. Ye Gong is not a good dragon. A good husband looks like a dragon instead of a dragon.

Gao likes dragons very much. He painted dragons on clothes hooks, carved dragons on wine vessels, and painted dragons everywhere in the bedroom. So when the real dragon in the sky heard this, it stopped at Ye Gong's residence, put its head into the window and dragged its tail into the hall. Ye Gong ran away when he saw the U-turn, scared out of his wits, his face changed and he was frightened. It can be seen that Ye Ye doesn't like dragons, but likes things that look like dragons but are not dragons.