Guess jokes crazily

Add: 1 A kebab was transferred to the fire chemical industry and fired within a few days, because he always asked the family of the deceased: How would you like it cooked? The teacher handed out papers, and the girl at the back took an extra one and shouted, "Teacher, I have it, I have it." As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, "It's mine, it's mine." One day, the platoon leader went to the second BANCHA Interior Department and smelled a foot odor as soon as he entered the door. The platoon leader asked; Who didn't wash their feet last night? Soldiers; "It's all washed!" Platoon leader; Yes, it smells terrible. How did you wash it? A said; Soak hot water! "said b; Cold water stimulation! C touched his forehead and said shyly, "I want to dry clean my clothes." .................... Ming owed 200,000 yuan to the underground bank, and Xiao Ming begged him to give him a few more days. The man in the bank said, "You must return it tomorrow, otherwise … chop off two fingers;" The day after tomorrow ..., chop 4 more; On the third day ... "Xiao Ming:" Don't you have to return it? Banker: "No, you will become a Tinker Bell." Mr. Huang loves revolution. He named his son Jun in memory of the Red Army. One day, he sent his son to class, and when he saw the No.8 bus stop, he shouted to his son, "Huang Jun, run! The No.8 bus is coming!"! ~ ~ ~ Laugh, please adopt 1. A motorcyclist likes to wear his clothes backwards, that is, buckle his back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. When the police arrived ... Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman b: ok ... one, two, push, it's back. Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing ... 3. The men's and women's toilets in the school are connected. A girl forgot to bring toilet paper to the toilet. When she was embarrassed, toilet paper came from the men's room next door. The girl turned pale and asked loudly, "Who?" . The boy next door replied with a deep and powerful voice: "Lei Feng." 4. The orchard found a child stealing apples, so he cursed: problem child, wait, I'll tell your father! The boy looked up at the tree and shouted, Dad, someone is looking for you. 5. A man pursues Jane Doe and plays Er Quan Yue Ying with erhu. Afterwards, the woman said: The erhu is not very good, but people look like blind A Bing. 6. A gentleman caught a cold and went to the hospital for intravenous drip. The nurse quickly inserted the needle into Mr. Wang's body and hung physiological saline. 1 more hours passed, and the water in the salt bottle was finished. The nurse came over and immediately changed a bottle. The gentleman was puzzled and asked the nurse, "Miss, isn't there only one bottle on the prescription list?" The nurse pointed to the empty bottle cap behind the salt water and said, Sir, you are so lucky. This bottle won the lottery-another bottle ~! 7. The prisoner was shot. The first shot didn't go off because of the poor quality of the bullet, and then the second shot was fired. . . The third shot. . . At this time, the prisoner cried and hugged the bailiff's thigh and said, eldest brother, you strangled me! It's so fucking horrible ... 8. One day, a person met God, and God suddenly showed mercy and planned to give that person a wish ... God asked, do you have any wishes? The man thought about it and heard that cats have nine lives. Please give me nine lives. God said: well, your wish has come true. One day, the man was idle and bored. If he said he would die, there were nine lives anyway. He was lying on the track ... As a result, a train passed by ... and the man was still dead. Why? Because that train has 10 cars. 9. A child once said to me, "Brother, you are so handsome." I slapped him hard and said, "You are talking nonsense." 10. A farmer's daughter was too ugly to marry, so the farmer had to let her work as a scarecrow in the corn field to scare crows. As a result, when she got there, she not only scared away the crows, but even scared three crows to send back the corn they had stolen before. A dog climbed onto the table and onto the roast chicken. The farmer was furious and said, I will do whatever you dare to do to the chicken. So the dog licked the chicken's ass. 1 1. A man pursues Jane Doe and plays Er Quan Yue Ying with erhu. Afterwards, the woman said: The erhu is not very good, but people look like blind A Bing. 12. A neurotic patient grabbed a gun from somewhere. One day, he pushed a young man to the ground, pointed a gun at his head and asked: 1+ 1 What is it? The man thought for a long time and said that it was equal to 2. He was killed, and then the psycho stood up and smiled coldly: you know too much. 13. The priest wrote a letter of condolence to the thief: He is a diligent man, and he is still working when others are sleeping. When others wake up, he uses what others don't use. 14. A kindergarten child smokes in the toilet. When the teacher asked him why, he bowed his head and replied deeply: the motherland is not unified, and he is very depressed. 15. One day, the kangaroo was driving on a country road, and suddenly he saw the little white rabbit in the middle of the road, with his ears and body almost lying on the ground, as if listening to something ... So ... the kangaroo stopped the car and asked curiously, "Little white rabbit, what are you listening to?" "A big truck passed by here half an hour ago ..." "Wow ... amazing! .. how do you know? .. ""He is so fucking! This is how my neck and legs are broken .. "Please accept my smile.

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