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In the face of the epidemic, the mentality of Chinese people is also undergoing subtle changes.

In the face of the epidemic, China people's mentality is also undergoing subtle changes.

How to change it?

Practically speaking, China people are becoming more and more rational towards Omicron, and even feel more and more humorous.

I know that for many people, the most urgent thing is how to survive the robbery in COVID-19. Although there are some anxieties and complaints, at least in the circle of friends, landing is a welcome to "National Ten Articles" and "New Ten Articles", which is followed by all kinds of interesting jokes.

Even when I had a fever, coughed and frowned, I couldn't help laughing when I looked at those two bars for the first time in my life.

Catch a few.

The first one.

I brushed one today, and the screen was full of medicine. I also asked netizens what is worse? Someone replied, it's all here, just infected.

Segment 2.

Dear friends, please control your time in the sun. If you stay in the sun after 12.5438+07, you will regret missing Christmas. If you are 12.20- 1. 1, you will miss New Year's Day. If 1. 15- 1.30, it would be a pity to miss the Spring Festival, so the best infection period is12.9-12.17 and1.2-.

The third part.

Finally, it's the men's turn to take the test paper with trepidation to see if it's bipolar.

The fourth part.

It is said that COVID-19 strain has two branches in Beijing, Chaoyang and Haidian. Chaoyang strain is fierce, with repeated high fever and knife-edge pain after being recruited. Haidian strain is relatively mild and has a low fever. If it must be front, I hope it is in front of Haidian.

The fifth part.

The plot has developed too fast these two days. When chatting with people who have passed the exam, there is always a sense of relief after the exam. The most nervous thing is that they told you all kinds of experiences in the exam vividly.

The sixth part.

After all, Yang in Shanghai is somewhat different from Beijing. Although the taste of Shanghai has layers, it lacks the truth of coming to Beijing and the mellow taste of old gray. Although Yang in Shanghai has a small gas field, he has a little more petty bourgeoisie. This is Yang. Beijing is closer to Dayang, and Shanghai is closer to Xiaoyang. If you insist, a copper pot with a cup of exquisite and interesting cat excrement coffee in Guangzhou will feel moist and beautiful, but it is generally not as good as Beijing in terms of quantity and taste. I've also heard of Yang Haofang in Hebei, but it's a pity that the background is a little less.

Personally, I think Yang still pays attention to precipitation. Old Cindy Yang in Beijing is thicker than Xinyang in the south. It is soft and mellow when sucked into the nose, but it is slightly sweet when tasted carefully.

Fog is the thickness of hometown;

Yang is Jing Chun.

Joke 7.

This may not be a joke, but more a reflection on human nature.

Now, the streets in Beijing are very deserted and there are few pedestrians. Most people who go out wear N95 masks, so people are more disciplined and careful than when they are blocked. This actually proves the necessity and correctness of liberalization. When the state contracts all risks, no matter how well it does, some people will be dissatisfied and complain. When the risk is decomposed into individuals, everyone can't help but pay attention. There is quite a feeling that the collective production team does not work hard when it is assigned to households. When dividing fields into households, there is no need to raise whips and work hard. Perhaps this is the power of human nature and the law of society.

Of course, there are still many jokes, some of which are definitely exaggerated and perhaps incorrect, but some are really interesting things in life.

I think some friends may say, is this entertaining COVID-19?

There is really no need to go online like this.

For COVID-19, I believe everyone has a basic judgment about being positive. COVID-19 is definitely not friendly, and getting angry is definitely not a good thing.

But I always think that humor is a positive mental state to deal with challenges.

Even to some extent, this positive mental state may be as important as a vaccine, even more powerful than a flower to clear the plague.

This kind of humor, frankly, if it is the first year of the epidemic, we can't imagine it; In the second year, it is estimated that it will not appear; But in the third year, it is a very normal state.

I always feel that this is a change in mentality, which reflects at least three points.

First, the confidence of China people.

What is confidence?

I always feel that it is a kind of confidence to dare to laugh at myself. Some of the jokes above are actually self-deprecating, but isn't it a kind of confidence?

I believe that we can all tide over the difficulties, and I also believe that many of us will not have any serious problems.

I know, some friends may disagree, saying that the fever burned me to death these days, and some old people fell down. Indeed, Omicron is not a good crop. I really can't be careless I have a fever these two days, and my cough feels like a blade. But most of us know that for most people, more rest and more attention may be enough in a few days.

We have a lot to sum up about the epidemic situation in these three years. However, it is an indisputable fact that our country's policy paid a great price, but many people died in China. Finally, we waited for the arrival of Omicron strains with weak pathogenicity, and then "20 articles" and "new 10 articles" were released.

We can't close the door forever. To change the status quo, this is China.

Cindy Yang is terrible, especially those elderly people with basic diseases, so we should pay special attention to it. For ordinary people, Yang is not terrible, but his body has suffered a little.

Second, the optimism of China people.

Why are you optimistic?

I always think it's because we are full of confidence in the future. Because we all know that we will survive, and a thriving and energetic China will definitely come back.

A few days ago, I wrote an article about Afghanistan, which said, I'm sorry. You know, at the time of 1978, China's per capita GDP was far behind Afghan. However, in the following 40 years, Afghan war continued, while China was peaceful and stable, and its development showed an upward trend.

Although the epidemic in the past three years has been an unprecedented challenge for us. But we are still very clear that the suffering is temporary and China will return to the upward track.

Personal optimism, together, is the optimism of a nation and a country.

What is impossible with such an optimistic attitude and such a China?

Third, the people of China are invincible.

Indeed, invincible.

I still remember that at the beginning of the outbreak in 2020, there was a feeling of the end of the world. We don't know how long this disaster will last. But we in Qi Xin won the Wuhan Battle and the Hubei Battle together.

It is not easy. I said at that time that thunderbolt is the heart of a bodhisattva.

The data is simple, but it speaks for itself. In 2020, China took the lead in controlling the epidemic and became the only major economy with positive GDP growth in the world; In 20021year, the total economic output of China reached 1 14.4 trillion yuan, accounting for more than 18% of the global total; China's economy will face challenges this year, but it will maintain overall stability; China's economy will definitely be better next year than this year.

Omicron should be the last madness. We must not be careless. Frankly speaking, it is inevitable that someone will fall. This is really unfortunate. What we have to do is to minimize this unfortunate data.

However, China is invincible. The "National Ten Articles" and "New Ten Articles" will help China get out of the epidemic and revitalize China's economy.

Shouldn't this China be more humorous?

My headache is buzzing because I still have a fever and cough. Finally, I am still very emotional. Let's pay tribute.

Pay tribute to the medical staff.

At the critical moment, without their coming forward, there would be no China today. However, the test is not over yet. Even though the pathogenicity of Omicron is very low, China has a large population base after all. With the increase of the number of infected people, it is not excluded that some medical staff will be "slightly injured".

At the critical moment, this is the real hanging pot to save the world. You should also pay attention to safety and rest.

Pay tribute to the backbone of China.

Mr. Lu Xun said that since ancient times, there have been people who have worked hard, people who have worked hard, people who have pleaded for the people, and people who have sacrificed their lives for the law. History often cannot hide their brilliance. This is the backbone of China.

Medical staff must be the backbone, but the backbone is not only them, but also the courier brother, a large number of volunteers, and workers who stick to their posts. The recent wave of epidemic in Beijing has caused a shortage of couriers. JD.COM, rookie and other courier companies immediately announced that they would mobilize the courier brother to fight in Beijing.

They are ordinary, but they are really the backbone of China.

Pay tribute to the great people of China.

Why are there some things that China people can do?

There are institutional reasons and the foresight of policy makers, but there is no denying that we have the best people in the world, we are United from top to bottom, and we have all kinds of difficult support, so we have come to today.

Never forget the people. If we can't achieve greater success, we will be sorry for such a good person.

Life has given me pain, and I repay it with singing. This is self-confidence, optimism and the maturity of a nation's mentality. This kind of China is really invincible. I believe that the more successful China is, the more optimistic and humorous everyone will be.

Of course, with Yang, you can recover quickly without making friends. But you should be careful for the elderly with basic diseases. This is also the biggest worry in my optimism.