Come on, tell me a joke. Can jokes exceed 10 words?

2, the tiger does not send a cat, you think I am critically ill!

3. Dad said angrily: I want to leave here!

4, the wine meets the bosom friend, the cup is small, the words are not speculative.

5. Wife: "Husband, you look as thin as a pig!"

6. The teacher said, "Japanese samurai are all delivered by caesarean section before they die ~ ~ ~"

7. Police: According to my analysis, the suspect is either a local or a foreigner.

8. Advertising makes pandas endangered. The advertisement says: If you have a cold, you should eat white and black!

9. Two people were bickering, and suddenly a person next to them said, "You are really full and have nothing to do!"

10 Do you think Africans will call black stockings flesh-colored stockings? ...

Jokes do not exceed 10 Arabic numerals, hope to adopt!