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Tuanjian dinner joke
Suppose 9 people have a dinner, with an average of RMB 100 per person. These four people didn't want to pay and left early, and they didn't say that they would pay AA first. Then these four people seem to have saved 100 yuan, but in fact they have lost their socialization and dignity in the workplace.
I have three views on this:
1, no one is short of this money and will not "default". Even if the amount of AA is hundreds of thousands, you need to pay more money with everyone.
You should know that what you pay is not money, but the cost of your workplace socialization and the conditions for maintaining workplace dignity.
If you still think I am alarmist, you will always suffer if this happens again in the future.
Basically, the AA system for corporate dinners is rare. Every company dinner will have funds for group construction. Even if there is no money, it doesn't matter if employees organize private dinners. They can choose to participate freely without any compulsion. No one will default in this situation.
As colleagues, everyone's salary will be equal, and everyone knows how much you earn a month. Compared with salary, the amount of AA system is only nine Niu Yi cents. In this case, you acquiesce, and basically no one plays with you.
So, don't be short of AA money at any time, and don't be looked down upon.
What you lose is the entertainment and dignity in the workplace, and the best face of China people, especially in terms of money.
If most colleagues choose AA to give money, you will be like them. How much can a meal cost?
Dinner itself is a way of socializing in the workplace. I strongly encourage dinners, and even more encourage voluntary registration.
There is no point in compulsory group building. Many companies call it group building, but in fact they just use their employees' rest time to continue discussing their work in another place. How many people really enjoy the league building?
Therefore, voluntary group building is a good group building, which is an important part of workplace social interaction.
The group building of private organizations naturally requires AA crowdfunding for each participant. If you choose to participate and don't want to pay AA's league construction fee, then you will have no part in the league construction in the future, and you will be branded as "boring", which will directly make you lose respect in the workplace and lose your position in the workplace. No one will take you to play anymore.
For those who leave early, it is best to pay AA before leaving. People don't stand without trust, so the best way is to pay AA before leaving if there is an emergency, so as not to make people feel and guess what your behavior means.
Ordinary banquets, for those who leave early, are either to punish themselves and leave, or to pay the bill in advance and leave. These are all compensations for your own actions, and this compensation is for others. Self-punishment means you are really wrong. I really shouldn't leave early, but I have no choice but to punish myself and make others feel better. Paying the bill in advance is also a truth, just compensating others.
In this case, it's good for people who leave early to directly AA the money they want. If the organizer tells you that the amount is paid by one person and AA afterwards, it is also agreed by others.
So, if you really want to leave early, you must do these details well.
In short, since everyone has chosen AA, let's have a good AA and don't think about other small thoughts. In fact, if it is a private AA dinner party, the best way is to collect the meal money in advance, refund more and make up less, regardless of who, and participate voluntarily!
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