Jackson Yee told a cold joke about computers.

A kindergarten child was caught smoking in the toilet, and the teacher asked him why he smoked. He bowed his head and replied deeply: the motherland is not unified, and he is depressed!

Joke 2:

My friend is bored working in CCB. A lady in shabby clothes (a psychopath) came to his window and gave him a note asking him to withdraw money.

The note impressively reads "I hereby send Comrade XX to your bank to withdraw RMB". Then there are more than n zeros after the L, and the signature is * * * * local office * * *.

My classmate wants to call the police, but seeing that the mentally ill woman is very serious, I think I'd better call security. (~ I guess the security guard is also very idle).

Sure enough, the security guard said to the woman, "If you want to withdraw money from this note, you have to go to the opposite police station and have the director stamp it. After he seals it, you can withdraw money again. "

The woman walked directly to the police station without thinking. This security guard is really unusual. Usually underestimate him a little.

About 10 minutes, when the number of customers in line slowly increased, the woman came back in high spirits, holding a note in her hand and saying, "They said that the procedures were simplified and they could withdraw money directly without the approval of the director."

When my classmate heard this, he couldn't help but sigh: there are really senior police officers, and a "high profile" was sent back.

My classmate and the security guard were both a little stupid at that time. There are many people in the business hall. I was afraid that her mental illness would affect the normal order, so I had to call the supervisor on duty.

The supervisor talked with the female patient and asked what you were doing with the money. The female patient said, "Take money to sell bread, cakes, food and clothes." The supervisor pointed to a place not far away, and the woman left happily again.

The security guard went to consult the "coup", and the supervisor said to the female patient at that time: "We are the Construction Bank here, and we can only withdraw money here if we build a house. If you take money to buy vegetables, it must be vegetables. You have to go to the Agricultural Bank to buy clothes and other things, and you have to go to the Industrial and Commercial Bank to withdraw money! "

My classmates really admire you. After all, you are in charge! ! ! !

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After a while, the lady came back with a reply from ICBC: "The people at ABC said that this is ABC, and only farmers can withdraw money. I am an urban population. ICBC people say that we are a public bank here. Only the public can take it, but the mother can't! " ! ! Call me a bitch and go to CCB to withdraw money!

1. The headmaster and English teacher visited a middle school in France. The headmaster spoke in the auditorium and the English teacher translated.

Principal: "Teachers and students!"

English teacher: "Ladies and gentlemen!"

Principal: "Ladies and gentlemen!"

English teacher-_-! Thought for a moment and said, "Good morning!"

Principal: "Good morning!"

English teacher: ... = = "Sweat.