What does the first joke mean today? I don't understand.

1, a toad doesn't want to eat the latest tea, and doesn't even catch mosquitoes. Other toads are anxious to know what's wrong with it. The oldest toad said, "catch a swan and take good care of it." Because the toad wants to eat swan meat. "

My five-year-old son once asked me what I had in my hand. I said it was a cell phone. He said why it's called a cell phone. I was busy at that time and casually sang "a chicken in my left hand and a duck in my right hand." The son showed a more puzzled expression: "Then why not call it a hand duck?"

3. My friend and I walked to the fork in the road, and we said goodbye with a song: "I'll send you away, thousands of miles away." As a result, "thousands of miles away" went away.

My bitch gave birth to two puppies. Because my wife is a reporter, we nicknamed these two dogs "paparazzi". Once we were about to kiss, I suddenly saw the "paparazzi" shouting: "paparazzi!" The wife was frightened and said, "No, it's impossible. I sent them back. "

North Korea says that the American people are living in dire straits. On the front page of the North Korean newspaper, a photo of an American sunbathing on the beach was published, with the caption: Americans are poor, have no clothes to wear, do not have enough to eat, people are starving, and no one cares. ......