Who can write a funny "love your wife" three-character classic? Thank you.

Madam, when listening; Ma 'am, right away. Advance is inevitable, and retreat is inevitable; At your command, don't shy away. Don't sit, stand; Sit down and hold your knees tight. For the lady, it is a whisper; Wow, it's not a ceremony. The wall is dust-free and less ash; Wash clothes frequently, don't pile them up. The soup is cooked, and the lady tastes it; The taste is light and the heart is secret. Outsiders laughed it off; To madam, you can't go wrong.