Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Classic circle of friends sent by sales staff

Classic circle of friends sent by sales staff

1. Try not to be wary of me. I am a salesman and need performance, but I understand that your win is the prerequisite for my win.

If you need to consider it, I hope you can tell me the real reason and time, because our goal is the same: to help you make the most suitable choice with the least time cost.

I am a server and you are a server, but our personalities are completely equal, and I will be hurt and sad.

If my phone bothers you, give a response and hang up. I really don't want to bother you with doubts anymore.

It doesn't matter to my occasional small mistake, because I care more about it than you do.

6. If you don't receive my blessing on your birthday, please tell me before 12, otherwise you and I will be very sad.

7. Don't wait for me to get off work every night, so I will be under great pressure, but don't wait for me habitually, so I will be very sad.

8. Everyone has his own theater. He is a manager, actor, teleprompter, screenwriter, scene changer, box attendant, doorman and audience.

9. Getting close to customers in a planned and natural way, making customers feel benefited and negotiating smoothly are the work and strategies that sales staff must work hard to prepare in advance.

10, if you think I am too reasonable and too strong, please remind me and let me know that I am still a child in your eyes.