Middle school students’ campus funny cross talk is about 5 minutes. If it’s good, the reward can be increased~!!!

Cross talk name: "Pretending to be a small mouth"

Performers: Zhao Zhenduo, Zhao Shizhong

Recommendation: This cross talk is about a beautiful girl who, in order to cover up He pursed his mouth because of his big mouth, and when he spoke, he also chose words and phrases that did not require opening his mouth, thus making a series of jokes.

Zhao Zhenduo: Ah, no matter what problem you look at, you must have a correct idea to guide you.

Zhao Shizhong: Yes!

Zhao Zhenduo: There is such a girl in our neighborhood.

Zhao Shizhong: Oh

Zhao Zhenduo: This girl is not ugly.

Zhao Shizhong: Oh, very beautiful.

Zhao Zhenduo: It’s this mouth, it’s a little bit too big.

Zhao Shizhong: Big mouth, it’s nothing.

Zhao Zhenduo: Big mouth is not a shortcoming.

Zhao Shizhong: Yes

Zhao Zhenduo: But because of her cognitive problems, she felt ugly, looked down on others, and felt very distressed

Zhao Shizhong : What should we do?

Zhao Zhenduo: What should I do? I came up with a very clumsy method

Zhao Shizhong: What method?

Zhao Zhenduo: She pouts her mouth every day

Zhao Shizhong: Pouts?

Zhao Zhenduo: Ah, she is like this (mimicking pouting)

Zhao Shizhong: What is this?

Zhao Zhenduo: Wouldn’t it look small if others saw her mouth?

Zhao Shizhong: What should I do if she talks?

Zhao Zhenduo: When speaking, she also looks for someone who doesn’t open her mouth to speak.

Zhao Shizhong: You don’t even open your mouth when you speak?

Zhao Zhenduo: Yeah.

Zhao Shizhong: OK?

Zhao Zhenduo: Of course, if you don’t believe it, I will teach you

Zhao Shizhong: Oh? Can you still imitate that girl?

Zhao Zhenduo: I’ll imitate that girl’s pretense.

Zhao Shizhong: OK

Zhao Zhenduo: Ask me whatever you want, I won’t open my mouth if you ask me anything

Zhao Shizhong: Is that accurate?

Zhao Zhenduo: Yes

Zhao Shizhong: Let’s try

Zhao Zhenduo: Give it a try

Zhao Shizhong: OK, OK

(Zhao Zhenduo pouted)

Zhao Shizhong: Hey, her mouth is really small, let’s see how she speaks

Zhao Shizhong: Girl, what’s your last name?

Zhao Zhenduo: The surname is Wu~~

Zhao Shizhong: The surname is Wu~ I really didn’t open my mouth

Girl, what is your name?

Zhao Zhenduo: My name is Hulu~~

Zhao Shizhong: Oh, which big girl is called Wu Hulu?

How old are you?

Zhao Zhenduo: Twenty-five~~

Zhao Shizhong: Oh, twenty-five~~ Then who do you belong to?

Zhao Zhenduo: Tiger~~

Zhao Shizhong: That’s wrong, the age of 25 should be Horse.

Zhao Zhenduo: His mouth gets louder when he says "horse"

Zhao Shizhong: Who is there in your family?

Zhao Zhenduo: Parents~~

Zhao Shizhong: Oh, parents~~ Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Zhao Zhenduo: None~~

Zhao Shizhong: None? ! If she doesn’t say no, she says no!

Do you have a partner?

Zhao Zhenduo: Pinch~~

Zhao Shizhong: Pinch? ! Well, even Zhao Shizhong’s words came up

Hey, that’s not right. Someone saw you getting on the road with a man in the inner world. Who was that?

Zhao Zhenduo: Second uncle~~

Zhao Shizhong: Second uncle, where are you and your second uncle going?

Zhao Zhenduo: Department store~~

Zhao Shizhong: Wrong, it’s a department store.

Zhao Zhenduo: When you say big, your mouth is big

Zhao Shizhong: Oh, department store~~What did you buy in the department store?

Zhao Zhenduo: Buy vinegar~~

Zhao Shizhong: Do they sell vinegar in the department store?

What do you eat when you buy vinegar?

Zhao Zhenduo: Roasted sweet potatoes~~

Zhao Shizhong: Hi! ! ! That's nonsense, but where's your jealousy?

Zhao Zhenduo: It’s all spilled~~~

Zhao Shizhong: Hey, I opened my mouth~! ! !

You can try it. Thank you!