Humorous jokes What are the humorous jokes?

1, a frog called the priest and asked about his fate. The priest said, "Next year, a young girl will come to meet you." The frog jumped up happily: "Oh, really? Was it at the prince's wedding? " The priest said, "No, it's in her biology class next year."

2. There is a lazy person who is too lazy to be surprised. The wife wanted to shave the noodles and asked him to borrow the panel from his neighbor. He said, "if you don't borrow it, cut it on my back!" " "His wife finished cutting noodles on his back and asked him," Does it hurt? "He said," it hurts, and I'm too lazy to say anything. "

A new foreigner lives next door to a friend. One night, a foreigner knocked at the door for help and said, "My TV is broken and I can't change the channel." The buddy looked down at his watch and said calmly, "It will be fine after 7: 30."

4. On a business trip, an aunt came just after leaving the station: "Young man, staying in a hotel?" I said, "No."My aunt immediately changed her ambiguous tone: "There is a little girl who is very beautiful." I was sweating like a pig and said, "There are no little girls." Aunt immediately changed her mouth: "Old maid, old maid also has it, it's cheaper." Sweat again and say, "I don't want a girl." Aunt was silent and whispered, "Well, there are boys!"

It is said that when we went to the technical school, our class was Class 8 of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering. One day, the school organized a tug-of-war competition. Our class competes with Class Two. Two hundred girls shouted overtime: "Come on, Machine Two, Come on …" Girls in our class also learned from others to shout: "Come on, Machine Eight, Come on …" Oh, my God!