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Fierce knife in the snow Chapter two hundred and seven How can I find it?

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Chapter two hundred and seven Teach you to hang North Cool Knife all over the city.

Chen Yu thought that this man would flee Guangling with his tail between his legs after getting into trouble. Where is His Royal Highness Prince Beiliang? This is Guangling, the site of Zhao Yi, the king of San Francisco, who has worked hard for 20 years. The law in San Francisco stipulates that the king cannot see the king. In fact, both inside and outside the imperial court know the so-called seven princes, and only Yan Yi and Guangling can really compete with the Northern Liang King. Unfortunately, Zhao Yi is one of them. In Guangling, in addition to the magnificent navy division, there are a considerable number of elite cavalry, of which 8,000 pro-guards are the elite among the elite. Zhang, the general who carried the banner, was recognized as an enemy of ten thousand people in the dynasty far away from Yang, and his reputation was comparable to that of five semes except Chen Zhibao. Among them, Lu first rode in Luzhou on a snowy night in the Spring and Autumn Period, and then rode in Dongyue Thousand Rides, with outstanding military achievements. General Gu Jiantang scattered the old staff, only brought his own troops into the Ministry of War, and all the fighting power fell into the pocket of Wang Guangling, the king of Yiyan, and was divided up. The local ten-digit secretariat dare not ask for a single soldier. In terms of military and strength, Zhao Yi, the king of Guangling, can't compare with Xiao Xu, the king of San Francisco, but he can't compete with local strongmen. Besides, Xu Fengnian is just a little python crossing the river. How can he compare with Zhao Yi, the giant of Guangling who has already become a fine man? Forced by the situation, Chen Yu walked slowly with a few maids and bluebird and looked up. The tidal watchers on the shore fled for their lives, and the ground was a mess. You can see a black stream of water coming from the land. That's the black armor of the dark horse, with a distinct chief army back. The momentum is very big, no less than the tide in Guangling. Chen Yu wrinkled her eyebrow. This Xu Fengnian has lost his mind and gone crazy. She just said that the method of teaching Prince Zhao Yi was cruel. She doesn't dislike it. The wicked have their own wicked grinding, and most of the grievances with the top ten thousand are without tenderness. It's just that Xu Fengnian is in danger, but he's rushing upstream. It's so irrational. Not to show off his arrogance like this. Daughter's son can't sit down. It is such a simple truth. Chen Yu snorted slightly and sneered at his mouth. It's a pity that the grass snake grey line is thousands of miles away, but he just left the park and will be cut off in this Guangling River.

Shu Shame and Yang Qingfeng have no reason to stay out of it. Jade bird instantly held a gun, and the three kept their distance from His Royal Highness and the old man in sheepskin fur. Since the carriage was abandoned, Jade Bird didn't forget to let Shu Shame take Deng Taiya's sword box, and the first two were ready to carry the cavalry's first charge, which was really arrogant and chilling. His Royal Highness, the Prince, walked forward smartly, with a long and short knife hanging from his waist and a handle in his hand. Although his face is pale and looks pale, no one doubts that His Royal Highness Prince Shizi is just a sick seedling after holding down the horse's head and controlling things with shocking hands. One-armed old sword god, since today's World War I is the last one in the world, let's pierce the sky. The sword emperor of West Shu killed thousands of riders and died of exhaustion. Li Chungang wants to tell the world that Beowulf knows the peak of kendo, and it doesn't stop there! Li Hechun's sword has been in the Jianghu for a hundred years, so what if he lost to Wang Xianzhi twice? Is it true that no younger swordsman can dismount Lord Wudi? There is only one Deng Taiya above the Kendo Jianghu, but it is still too few!

Chen Yu walked at the end, and Zhao Yi, a fat pig who fainted at his feet, opened his eyes slightly, snorted 300 Jin of meat and got up like lightning. His lithe figure makes people wonder if he is blind. He is shaking badly. After getting up, he ran away from Xu Fengnian, just to get out of this trouble spot. Seeing all this, Chen Yu was slightly surprised and thought that His Royal Highness Prince Guangling was not surprised. Chen Yu stopped looking at this pile of dirty fat, but turned around and saw that His Royal Highness Prince Beiliang had pulled out his sword. Chen Yu sighed in his heart. If he put himself in his shoes, she would announce her name loudly before the crowd dispersed, and spread the name of His Royal Highness Prince Beiliang all over the Guangling River. This will allow Zhao Yi to get the boat and dare not crush it with nearly a thousand fighters. After all, killing Prince Beiliang at will is a great sin of the imperial court, what's more, this prince was in Liyang Dynasty. It was the son of a first-class scholar who was replaced by a hereditary person, but the opportunity was fleeting. Those who watch the tide don't even have the courage to watch the excitement, regardless of their family background. Even if they know the inside story afterwards, they are not qualified to be witnesses. Who will die and tell the court a thing or two? Chen Yu of unknown origin has a complicated psychology. She remembers the back of Bai Qiu's son throwing an altar and a sword. At this time, she vaguely heard a sentence, and she muttered to herself: "It is true that a strong man must leave his name when he dies, but this is the habit of a hero to cross the rubicon." You are obviously expected to be a lean man who occupied the north and annexed the south. Why are you so reckless? I thought you were a loser, but I never thought you were a loser inside and outside. "

On the reading platform of the Wild Goose Rocky, a shot of Zhao is hunting in the river wind, and his bloated posture is better than that of Zhao Yi's middle-aged man, with embroidered robes and jade belts, nine pythons, golden brocade and satin, and water teeth complement each other with the tide of Guangling. The seat under a man's ass is three times as big as usual. He doesn't move mountains, but he is taller than many civil servants in the wild goose. The embroidered robes of the dynasty must not be worn by the royal family. Of course, the rebels don't count. And this symbolizes that the python that climbed the peak of wealth was divided into nine grades. As far as color is concerned, unless it is the crown prince, the king of San Francisco and the general prince wear light yellow, blue or cyan embroidered robes according to law, and at most embroider gold on the edge of embroidered robes. At present, this sedate hill is specially endowed with a golden embroidered robe with the most correct color, which is extremely elegant, because this powerful San Francisco king and today's son of heaven were born by the same mother, brother. When the chief was born, he was beaten with a jade handle. As a result, there was nothing more than a big eunuch in Beijing who rushed to Guangling and passed an anodyne verbal abuse on behalf of the Emperor.

Next to Zhao Yi, the king of San Francisco, stood an old man like a pencil necked with two moustaches. He is wearing a fine robe made in Soviet Union, but his appearance is really pleasing. The middle-aged general on Zhao Yi's right hand side is handsome, well proportioned and standing under the knife, which shows the trust of the viceroy in this military commander. This man is Lu, a famous contemporary soldier. He skillfully used a few elite cavalry to attack thousands of miles, winning by surprise, and East Vietnam lost its country. Half of his achievements are due to Lu. Lu, who was born in a poor family, has an excellent reputation in both the army and the literati. I don't know why he has been staying in Guangling. When Gu Jiantang rode to Beijing, there should have been an extra Lu. In recent years, there have been rumors that he will go to Beijing to be an assistant minister of the Ministry of War and fight for five or six years. If Gu Jiantang goes further, he will take over as Minister of War. Until this year, Lu Baiqi, the sword fairy of Tangxi in Huting County, was born and took office.

Wang Fu's cunning old chief assistant stretched out his orchid fingers and twisted his beard. He said in a strange voice, "If I knew this, I could catch a mouse and swallow it slowly."

As soon as Prince Beiliang and his party set foot in Guangling, Wang Fu's spy had already spread the news to Chun Xue Building in Wang Fu. This Chun Xue building is an important place for Wang Fu's military aircraft. Guangling jurisdiction covers everything, so it is regarded as the big dragon gate by Guangling officialdom. He can go into the building to see the king of Guangling, which proves that this official can really sit in Guangling and make suggestions for Zhao Yi, who has just become our Guangling era. Today, Xu Fengnian came to watch the tide. The clique of Chun Xue's captaincy and the advisers upstairs responded with a cold strategy of not wooing or knocking, but His Royal Highness Prince Zhao Yi disrupted the situation, which was nothing for the influential figures in Chun Xue Building. Most of them are young and strong people, who have only found a place in the building in the past 20 years, and they don't have much fear of the recruited king. Over the years, a few radical Mu Bin have spared no effort to advocate the Beiliang soldiers as stepping stones to Guangling heroes. So they heard that his royal highness, the prince, led thirty riders to pick a fight, but it was Xu Fengnian who showed it to Wei. Even a little angry. Now, he proposed that before the Prince of Northern Liang never revealed his identity, he used more than 1,000 fighters to kill him with thunder, even with Li Chunyuan, the world-famous old sword god in Wudi City, and even with guards.

Kill a young man who will win the title of King of Northern Liang in the future, and kill a famous kendo leader by the way. Lu believes that all the experts around him have the courage to repel one or two thousand champions.

Others don't know the hidden mentality of the Ninth Five-Year Plan Supreme in Beijing. Lu is a famous soldier who knows military affairs and Ming dynasty politics. He has been standing upstairs for more than 20 years and has always been in the top three. How can he work out the bottom line? Perhaps today's turmoil, the lame man in Beiliang Xu will fly into a rage, the capital will give orders, and even the king of Guangling may be cut off. But regardless of gains and losses, whether in the temple or in the war between the two countries. Xiao Xu was injured countless times during most of his military career. Now that he is 50 years old, how long can he live? What can I do if I give you lame Xu Man for 20 years? At that time, Beiliang will fall apart, and the master around me will not be able to reach Jiazi. More importantly, future generations will stretch on his knees. Sheng Xiang dares to assert that not only King Guangling will be restored to the throne, but also His Royal Highness the Prince will be able to get a coveted hereditary throne! It's cool in the north, like a giant python occupying the northern border. The only fatal seven inches is that King Xu has only two sons. The youngest son Xu Longxiang is an idiot, and the eldest son Xu Fengnian is dead. Xiao Xu has the ability to subvert the Eight Kingdoms in the Spring and Autumn Period. Do you have the ability to resist God? Unless you are a saint of the three religions like the land fairy, you are a skeleton with a hundred years of youth, which has been the case since ancient times. Who can really live forever?

Lu refused to bargain with the moustached counselor and said firmly, "Then Xu Fengnian wants to die. Can you and I stop him?"

A face of obscene Wang Fu chief of staff hey hey smile, eyes turned out to be sharp.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

Lu Shengxiang proposed at that time that Xu Fengnian should be driven out by thousands of horses on the shore. In fact, he is not sure whether Zhao Yi has the patience to endure 20 years. But in fact, the great captaincy not only let Zhang lead the troops, but also led the roller to the camp in Shanwei, and ordered the rest of the troops to rush out. This determination and biting, is to let the murderous Lu Sheng xiang some enchanted. You know, after killing the only son, Prince Beiliang, it means that Guangling will become sworn enemies with Beiliang fighters. It is true that Guangling Army and Beiliang Tieqi fought on the battlefield, and Guangling suffered both losses. Zhao Yi only has two big backers, Beijing's half-brother, and Shilipu from Beiliang in the Yang Dynasty to Guangling!

A few people, a few words, and the laughter in Dayan Loki decided the direction of the dynasty in the next twenty years.

Sheng Xiang listened to the ups and downs, and his heart was far less calm than his face and tone.

This is power.

Women are picturesque and hand-polished, adding fragrance to tea. How can it be compared with the best in the splendid mountains and rivers?

Zhao Yi, the king of Guangling, leaned his elbow on the armrest of the chair and supported his chin and cheek together. He can't imagine that a man weighing nearly 400 kilograms has snow on his skin. He smiled and said, "It's like a three-year-old holding gold in a downtown area. How can you not attract bees and butterflies? " Yaner has always had a good eye. Yan Er is not to blame for this suffering. It was this king who underestimated Xu Xiaoer's courage. Indeed, he can kill the scholar in Jiangnan Road, scold the Dragon and Tiger Mountain in Huishan Daxueping and climb the city head in Wudi City. Even embroidered pillows should at least be our Guangling Su craft, right? "

Sheng Xiang didn't echo, just looking at the back of the head of the light gas like a torrent poured on the reviewing stand. The weak guest from Beiliang really dared to stop the car. North was really ruined by Xu's lame man.

The moustache looked old and smiled slyly and said, "That little bastard is stupid, bold and incompetent. He has a king's plan, so he can't escape. " Maybe that boy didn't believe that the prince would even give Xiao Xu's face until he died, but I don't know how many times Li Chungang, who has returned from Jianghu, can block the impact of hordes? "

Lu shook his head and said with a heavy tone: "It is said that Huishan has made a land fairy and sat firmly as a sword fairy. It is by no means a rumor of Jianghu people that Uncle Xishu beheaded thousands of Beiliang fighters with his sword. Presumably, this old sword god Li will be very difficult. "

Zhao Yi, king of Guangling, said with a smile, "Our king will spend a lot of money with a thousand champions. It's a pity to say it's a discount. However, Guangling has been quiet and boring in recent years, and you can have some fun with a thousand or thousands of lives without losing blood. Ascension to heaven, bamboo slope, this wonderful play, watch carefully, don't waste the king's money. "

Sheng Xiang deadpan. The counselor named Zhu Po said with a smile, "Zhang doesn't have much contact with grasshoppers in the rivers and lakes. Today, he must open his eyes and see if the so-called sword fairy can turn the tide. "

Zhao Yi snapped his fingers and laughed at himself: "I dare not hold the sword. If Li Chungang accidentally jumped off the wall and cut his head with a sword, it would be a big joke. "

After snapping his fingers, an elderly swordsman with gaunt face but firm spirit slowly climbed onto the reviewing stand, clasped his hands on the hilt, and closed his eyes intently in the face of cavalry and Li Chungang.

The old man's name is Chai Qingshan, and he is the only remaining Great Sword Sect in Dongyue Jianchi. His swordsmanship is the highest in the southeast of the empire, and Zhao Yi, the king of Guangling, blocked many assassinations. The contemporary sword master of Dongyue Jianchi wants to fire Uncle Chai because of his reputation.

"Chai Qingshan, you are also a master of kendo. Besides, your brother was humiliated by Li Chungang, and he felt ashamed and resentful. When the enemy saw him, he was particularly jealous. Why are you so calm? Isn't it because Li Chungang's sword opened the Tianmen in the East China Sea? "

Zhao Yi frowned and said, "Zhang Zhupo, don't be so petty as a girl. Chai Keqing just killed your disappointing nephew. What are you nagging about? Do you believe that the king let you firewood on the spot? "

Zhang Zhupo rolled his eyes, slapped himself in the face and confessed, "The little one made a mistake."

Chai Qingshan has been holding her breath and keeping her mouth shut.

The naval exercise on the river is still the same, but the Guangling River is surging in an instant.

Pioneer general Zhang took the lead, holding a stable in his hand, waving it and whistling in the air.

Old Qiu in sheep's clothing carries a peregrine falcon's sword, which is not a magic weapon at all. He looked at the endless straight cavalry, and a little smile appeared on his old face.

"When I first entered the Jianghu, I walked on the sword of Guangling tide. I only feel that as long as the sword is in hand and the world is free and unfettered, I will be very happy. I really miss being young at that time. "

"Finally out of the river's lake, karma, or in this straight river. Xu Xiaozi, I have known you for a long time. Forgetting is not a sentimental thing, but I think you are very pleasing to the eye. It's enough for you to fight, but it's not necessarily a good thing for you to be in charge of the northern beam fighter in the future. Your Highness Prince, you should pay attention to modesty, and you can't sleep well until you pour dirty water on yourself every day. I think it's really hard for you, very different from those Jianghu people who pursue fame and gain. So, don't blame the old lady for stealing the limelight in this battle and killing 1000 soldiers. Then Zhao Yi doesn't feel any pain. It's always good for the old lady to kill him with three or four thousand fighters. "

"If you really want to lose, your boy don't have to think about the old man's body. Just shout. I will leave my strength to send you all the way out of Guangling before I die. "

Xu Fengnian smiled: "Xiao Xu once said that it doesn't matter to be cynical about trifles, but you have to do something if you don't succeed!"! Do something! "

"If the old-timer trusts the boy, kill him and leave his back to Xu Fengnian."

"Killing that big Yanji is good for us!"

Li Chungang, the old sword god, stopped and said with a smile, "But you know I won't be defeated, so that's why you say such brave words?"

Xu Fengnian looked aggrieved and said, "This hurts more than a green snake with two sleeves."

The old man laughed heartily and stood on tiptoe. His body was lewd and heroic. "Deng Taiya, do you really think that killing people with swords is better than killing old ladies?"

According to the records of later generations, on the tide-watching day in August and October, Li Chungang cut the enemy armor with one sword, and more than 2,600 pieces of armor were broken.

There are no old sword gods in the Jianghu.

The river of blood cannot be washed away by the beating tide.

Near the Dayanji of Prince Beiliang, Xu Fengnian smiled and asked Zhao Yi, the king of Guangling: "If this prince dies, Xiao Xu will teach you that Guangling is full of Beiliang knives. Do you believe it?"