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Eight bedtime stories for lovers
Bedtime stories for lovers 1
Jasmine rabbit plays with her mobile phone.
Molly Rabbit's mother bought her a new mobile phone as a birthday present.
Molly Rabbit was so happy that she hung her head and played with her mobile phone all day, either watching TV or playing games.
Jelly Bear said, "Molly Rabbit, shall we play hide and seek?"
Molly Rabbit said impatiently, "Go away!" ! I want to play mobile phone! "
Jelly Bear had to walk away disappointed.
Cookie pig said, "Molly rabbit, let's fly a kite together!" " "
Molly rabbit was playing a game, fascinated by it, and didn't hear it at all.
Pocket mouse said, "Molly rabbit, let's pick flowers!" " "
Molly Rabbit said, "How to pick flowers with a mobile phone is fun? Don't go! "
Molly Rabbit only plays mobile phones, and gradually, there are fewer and fewer friends. At this time, she finally began to regret it!
Do children usually like to watch cartoons or play games on their mobile phones or ipad? Be sure to have a rest and don't play with your mobile phone for a long time. It's bad for your eyes and health. More importantly, you will lose a lot of time playing with your friends, and you will gradually lose your friends like the jasmine rabbit in the story. What can I do without friends? No matter how fun the mobile phone is, there will be a day when there is no electricity.
Couples' bedtime stories 2
Enthusiastic pony
These days, Pony is happy and anxious.
I'm glad the Year of the Horse is here. It's a great event for the Ma family. What makes people anxious is that when the New Year comes, the animals of the Chinese zodiac will get together and make a speech: compare who is more determined.
Pony doesn't want to embarrass his family, but he doesn't know how to say it.
You see, in a blink of an eye, today is the day of speech! Can pony not worry?
Walking on the road, he hung his head and concentrated on it.
"Hello, pony!" It turned out to be aunt squirrel. "The New Year is here. I bought some dishes in the market to entertain guests. "
Aunt squirrel's basket is really big, with fish, meat and many fresh vegetables.
"Aunt squirrel, you are so hospitable!" Pony is envious.
Walking and chatting, Pony felt that Aunt Squirrel's voice was getting farther and farther away. Looking back, alas, I saw aunt squirrel sitting on the ground panting and sweating in the sun.
The pony just remembered: Aunt squirrel is so thin and the basket for vegetables is so heavy. Can she not be tired? Blame yourself for carelessness.
Pony patted his head and ran back, loaded the basket, picked up aunt squirrel and sent her home. Aunt squirrel praised pony for her kindness.
Leaving aunt squirrel's house, the pony trotted all the way. As soon as I ran to the foot of the mountain, I heard the cock crow: "Dad, where are you?"
It turned out that the rooster followed his father to buy firecrackers and got lost. The rooster couldn't tell where his home was, and the pony was so anxious that he scratched his scalp.
"Oh, yes!" The pony saw the firecrackers in the cock's hand and thought of a good idea.
"Scratch ..." The sound of firecrackers spread far and wide in the valley like fried beans.
Father rooster followed the firecrackers. He held the rooster and said "thank you" to the pony.
Seeing off the rooster, the pony galloped, but it was still late.
Everyone is anxious: "Pony, what are you messing about with?" So late! "
"I ... I ..." The pony had to tell everything he met on the road, thinking, "This is over! People won't trust me. "
"pa! Bang! Hey! " What's that noise? The pony looks back. It turned out that Uncle Niu was applauding: "Pony, well done!" "
"But my speech ..." Before the pony finished, the impatient little monkey jumped out: "Isn't this the best New Year speech? ! "
Yes! Well said is better than well done! It seems that everyone should treat ponies well!
The warm-hearted pony didn't make aunt squirrel and rooster need help because she wanted to win the speech contest. We should also help aunt squirrel to be safe, help rooster find home and father, and then rush to the speech site. Although the speech contest was late, its spirit of helping others infected the small animals under the stage. In the new year, whoever makes up his mind is, of course, a helpful pony. Well said is better than well done ~
A bedtime story for your lover 3
How do pigs know snakes?
On this day, the deer tinkled many wild fruits and invited the pigs to have lunch at home. Ding Rinrin knows that he snores and likes to eat happily. She cooked strawberries, fresh mushrooms, walnuts, hawthorn and wild grapes in a pot and served them in a big basin. She only filled a small bowl herself.
The little pig ate happily, just like at home, "snooping, snooping" and ate up a big bowl of delicious fruit porridge. Anyway, Dingdang is his good friend and won't laugh at him.
On my way home, a gust of wind blew off my snoring hat.
He stood there staring blankly at his hat.
You should pick up your hat. He said to himself, "If I go back like this, my mother will definitely scold:' What's the matter, where's the hat? So-so, in a fog! Last time I lost my gloves, this time I lost my hat. Do you think those fell from the sky? I'm telling you, this is all bought with money! "She kept talking for several days. I don't want to be scolded by my mother! "
However, instead of picking up his hat, he stood there and said, "Mom is in a fog. In fact, the hat is not ordinary, just blown off by the wind. Of course I know that the hat is bought, but, but ... "
The pig "but" for a long time, but didn't say it. Let's speak for him:
But his stomach is too full, bulging, like a big ball. He can't bend down!
If only another gust of wind blew his hat and landed right on his head.
It's a pity that he stood for a long time and didn't scratch his hat. He had to make up his mind to pick it up himself.
The pig shouted, "One, two, three!" "
When he shouted "three", he bent down with all his strength.
With such a sudden bend, he felt a stomachache, and then he heard a bang.
It's not a cracked stomach, it's a broken belt. As soon as his belt broke, his trousers slipped down. I picked up my hat, but my pants fell to the ground.
Piggy quickly bent down and lifted his pants.
At this time, Haw's laughter came from overhead: "Haw, piggy is light _ slip!" " "
"Twitter, it's all out, it's all out!"
Piggy is embarrassed and a little angry. He raised his head and said to the sparrow in the tree, "I tell you, myna's' Hello Goodbye' is my good friend. If you laugh again, I'll call her! "
That myna is very brave and won't be bullied. These pesky sparrows are a little afraid of her. So they shouted, "Don't be ashamed, Liu Guang! Shameless, light _ slip! " Fly away.
You can't go back in your pants. Piggy was trying to connect the broken belt when he suddenly found a colored belt on the grass.
This belt is new and beautiful, much better than his old one. Piggy picked up a new belt and tied his pants.
After walking for a while, the pig felt that his trousers were a little loose again, so he tightened his belt and added another button.
"Want to strangle me?" His stomach suddenly spoke. "This time you tied me up with a dead button, and I can't even breathe!" " "
This seems to be what the belt said. The pig felt very strange and said to himself, "How can a belt talk?" ? My stomach likes to say,' Gollum, I'm hungry! Gollum, I'm hungry! But the belt never spoke ... "
"I'm not a belt at all." His belt reads: "I am a snake."
Piggy bent down to look and found that his new belt was really alive. That creature is like a belt, but it has small eyes, a big mouth and a thin tail. He just tied his head and tail together and tied a fast knot!
"I'm so sorry!" Piggy feels embarrassed. "I'm a little careless sometimes ... that's what my parents say. I'll untie you now ... "
Pig untied the snake and put it on the grass.
"Thank you," gasped the snake. "I feel much more comfortable now!"
"I feel sick now," said the pig. "My pants keep falling. Goodbye, I'm going back to find my belt. Connected, maybe it can still be used. "
"You don't have to look for it. If you don't tie me up and make me breathless, I may be able to do you a favor. Let's have a try, shall we? "
The snake crawled around the pig's leg. The pig felt itchy and giggled.
The snake coiled around the pig's stomach twice. He stretched his body as thin and long as possible, and then tightened it hard. The pig took two steps and said with satisfaction, "Great, pants won't fall off!" " "
He added, "But I want to go home. Can you run that far with me? "
The snake said, "Never mind, I'll come back by myself when you get home."
The pig said, "It's very kind of you to help others. I dropped my pants just now, and you didn't laugh at me, unlike those sparrows! "
The snake said, "You are all right. Don't hate me. They all hate me, or they are afraid of me. Anyway, no one is with me! "
The pig said, "I am good with you." My name is Snoopy-because I eat loudly, "Snoopy, Snoopy"! What's your name? "
The snake said, "My name is Huahua, because I have many stripes."
Piglet asked, "Why do they hate you?"
Huahua said, "Because I am ugly, like a belt, without hands or feet, unlike others."
Piglet feels sorry for Huahua. Really, he looks ugly, and besides, it's definitely inconvenient without hands and feet.
"It's not my fault," Huahua sighed. "That's how I hatched from the eggshell!"
The pig said, "It doesn't matter. Aunt Ma said my legs were too short, Uncle Goat said my stomach was too big, and Mother Goose said my ears were like fans and ugly. Why does it have to look like them? Not the same! "
Huahua is a little happy: "I don't have hands, and I do things the same;" You can run without feet. I can swim and climb trees, I don't believe you! "
Huahua jumped to the ground and climbed a small tree. He forgot the pig's pants.
Piggy's trousers were loose, and he fell to the ground at once. He quickly lifted his trousers and looked around.
Fortunately, no one saw it this time.
Bedtime stories for lovers 4
dinosaur egg
There is a little dinosaur. Her name is Qiuqiu. Qiuqiu lives in a big forest. She eats grass and young leaves in the forest every day. As the days passed, the ball grew tall and big, as tall as the big trees in the forest.
One day, the ball ball found that its belly was very big, as if there was a baby in it.
Qiuqiu was very happy and ran a long way to ask her mother, who told her that it was time for her to lay eggs when she grew up. Her stomach is full of small eggs. Qiuqiu is very happy. I hurried home, put a lot of grass on the bed, made the bed as soft as cotton, and everything was ready. The ball is lying on the bed, ready to lay eggs.
Finally, the ball laid a big round dinosaur egg. The ball put the egg on its bed for fear of losing it. After hiding the eggs. Qiuqiu danced with joy and ran to tell her mother the good news.
It's nice to see mom's dance. After playing for a while, Qiuqiu was worried that her eggs had been stolen, so she hurried home.
Go home and see, ah! The doll's egg disappeared, and the ball was anxious. After searching and searching, it finally found the eggshell in the wolf's house. Her dinosaur eggs were stolen by wolves.
Qiuqiu was very angry, so he went to the wolf for revenge. But the wolf hid and couldn't find the ball, so he had to go home and sleep.
The next day, the ball laid a bigger and rounder dinosaur egg. I think the ball must be hidden this time, and the wolf can't eat it again. This time, the ball hid the dinosaur eggs under the bed. After hiding, the ball went to tell her mother, and her mother praised the ball and said that she had made progress and would use her brain. Qiuqiu was very happy, but when she got home, her dinosaur eggs were still gone.
She went to the wolf's house again and found the eggshell in the wolf's house. It was the wolf who stole her dinosaur eggs.
This time, the ball is even more angry. She assembled two eggshells into a fake dinosaur egg, took it home and put it in front of her house. I dug a big trap at the door and hid myself behind it.
The next day, when the sun came out, the ball saw the wolf coming from a distance. She carefully covered her mouth to stop herself from making a sound. The wolf came to the door of the ball house and called the ball. The ball did not answer. The wolf thought that the ball had gone out again and swaggered over. He saw a fake egg at the door and thought it was a new dinosaur egg. The wolf said happily, "This ball is really a fool, so careless, he left his egg at the door waiting for me to steal it." The wolf came to the fake dinosaur egg. Suddenly, the wolf fell into the trap of the ball and died.
Since then, the dinosaur eggs under the ball have never been eaten by others.
Bedtime stories for lovers 5
Monkeys and crocodiles
There is a big river in Africa. There are two crocodiles living in this big river. There are many palm trees on the river bank. In the middle of the river is an island with many banana trees.
One day, two crocodiles were floating on the water. The big crocodile said to the little crocodile. "Look, son, that palm tree on the shore!"
The little crocodile looked, ah, there is a little monkey on that palm tree, alive and kicking.
"Son, mother's mouth is very pale these days, and she wants to eat something fresh. Go and catch that monkey, and I will eat his heart. "
"Mama ah, how can I catch the monkey? Monkeys don't go into the water, and I can't climb trees. This is not easy to do. "
"If you think about it, you'll figure something out."
The little crocodile thought for a long time and really came up with a way. He climbed to the shore, climbed to the palm tree, looked up and said to the little monkey, "Little monkey, aren't you hungry after playing for a long time?"
"I am really hungry. Listen, my stomach is growling! "
"Do you want to eat bananas? Look, there are so many bananas on that island! "
"No, I can't swim. How can I get there? "
"We are old neighbors, let me do you a favor! You ride on my back and I'll take you to the island to make you eat happily. "
"Oh, great! Hee hee hee ... I have to thank you! Hee hee hee hee ... "The little monkey jumped down from the tree and just jumped on the crocodile's back.
The little crocodile swam down the river with the little monkey on his back. Suddenly, he sank and scared the little monkey to croak: "Oh, little crocodile, don't be ridiculous, I'm drowning." You swim quickly, swim to the island, and I will eat bananas. "
"Hey hey, do you want to eat bananas? My mother is waiting to eat your heart. " The little monkey knew he was greedy and was taken in by the little crocodile. What shall we do? He thought for a moment and said to the little crocodile, "Your mother wants to eat my heart. Well, why didn't you tell me earlier? " I just want to eat bananas, with a mouth and no heart. "
"What about your heart?"
"My heart rests on a palm tree."
"ah! Then let's go back to the shore quickly, you take your heart. " The little crocodile turned and swam to the shore. The little monkey jumped ashore at once and jumped into the palm tree three times and two times.
Bedtime stories for lovers 6
Capable little vole
There are two pictures hanging in Vic's room. It's beautiful. Those two paintings were painted by Wake himself! Everyone thinks that Kwak is a capable little vole!
One is made of willow leaves. It was spring, and Wacker picked a willow leaf, put it in a photo frame and hung it in the bedroom. One is made of maple leaves. It was in autumn. Wacker picked a maple leaf, put it in a photo frame and hung it in the bedroom.
Green willow leaves and fiery red maple leaves are really bright and beautiful! Wow, Dick likes these two pictures, and so do the mouse, rabbit and magpie. ....
Winter has arrived, and fields, hillsides, forests ... are covered with heavy snow everywhere. The vole castle became a white world.
At this time, Wacker was reading, listening to music and playing games in a room with willow paintings and maple leaves, and felt that he was in spring and autumn.
Suddenly, Wick saw Kobayashi mouse running through his window and into the Woods on the east side of the castle. Then, I saw the rabbit running through his window and into the Woods on the east side of the castle. Then I saw the little magpie fly out of his window and into the Woods on the east side of the castle ... The friends all passed by his window and entered the Woods on the east side of the castle.
What are they doing there? Wow, thinking, followed him into the forest east of the castle.
In the Woods, Kobayashi mice all looked up at the branches.
Look at their faces. Wow, you know they miss leaves, or they expect branches to grow leaves soon!
Thinking of this, Wacker hurried home, took out the two leaves from the frame, and then hurried back to the Woods and hung them on the branches.
Kobayashi mouse jumped with joy when he saw these two bright leaves, and then they sang and danced.
So Wacker decided to hang these two leaves in the forest forever.
Since then, the forest with two leaves has become the singing hall and dance floor of Kobayashi Mouse.
Looking at the singing and dancing Kobayashi mouse, the little vole Wako was very happy. He thought, "Although I don't have those two paintings at home, I moved spring and autumn to the forest in winter!" " "
Bedtime stories for lovers 7
Kind bears collect sunlight.
In summer, in the scorching sun, small animals hide in the shade to enjoy the cool.
Only bears are not afraid of the sun. He moved out of the house and opened the lid to dry in the sun. He was so busy that he was sweating profusely.
Tún mouse asked curiously, "Bear, what are you doing out of so many small tanks?"
Bear wiped the sweat from his face and said, "Pretend to be sunny." It's summer and the sun is warm. I'm going to pack it and hide it underground When it snows in winter, I will dig it out to keep everyone warm. "
The little guinea pig giggled and said, "bear, you are such a fool." How can the sun be hidden? "
Other small animals also said, how can the sunshine in summer stay in winter?
The bear was unmoved. When the sun baked the pots hot, he covered them and found a place to bury them.
Winter is coming in a flash. Bear stood by the window and saw the heavy snow outside. He dug out the sunshine buried in summer with a spade (qiāo).
The bear knocked on the door of the little guinea pig's house. "This little jar is for you. Full of summer sunshine, still warm. You can keep warm by holding it. "
The little guinea pig took the jar, alas, the jar was so hot that it was as warm as the sun in his arms!
Then, the bear dug up all the small pots buried in summer and gave each small animal a warm one.
Small animals are grateful and puzzled: how can the sun keep its original hot temperature after being buried underground for several months?
Just as everyone was talking about it, Father Bear picked up a shovel and continued to dig where Father Bear had dug. Soon, a hot air came out.
Father Bear smiled and said, "This is geothermal steam. It constantly releases heat and heats the little pots buried by the bear. " . With it, we won't be cold in winter. "
Father bear mobilized other animals to join hands, pumped out steam with pipes and introduced it to every household.
With heating, this cold winter is as warm as spring!
Everyone says that if bears don't collect sunlight, they won't find underground heating.
They also said that it is not only the sunshine but also the love of the bear that makes the little jar hot.
In the story, the sunshine collected by the bear can't stay in winter, but in winter, the jar of the bear is still hot because there is boiling steam under the jar, but if the bear doesn't collect the sunshine, how can everyone find this steam? It not only contains valuable resources, but also contains the love of bears.
Bedtime stories for lovers 8
Chicken in the water
Chickens are so naughty that they always run around.
On this day, the chicken came to the pond to play. Suddenly, it slipped and stumbled into the pond.
It struggled desperately, flapped its wings violently and kept shouting, "Help! Help! Somebody help me! "
When the hen saw it, she was in a rash.
A group of little monkeys were playing nearby when they heard a cry for help. They quickly followed the sound and ran past. As soon as they saw that the chicken had fallen into the water, they had to help quickly!
The little monkeys thought about it and climbed the tree together. What are they doing? Shouldn't saving people be in the water?
I saw the first little monkey hanging upside down on the tree with an upside-down gold hook, and then the little monkey pulled each other's feet and one pulled each other's feet. ...
Finally, when the chicken reached the surface of the water, it grabbed the hand of the little monkey closest to the surface of the water, and the little monkey above slammed it hard and threw them all on the soft grass. The chicken is saved!
Children, we must feel safe when we go out to play. Don't play by the water, let alone by the pond with unknown depth, because the soil around the place with water is soft and easy to fall into the water if you are not careful. You know, if we are not careful, we may never see our loving parents again!
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