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1, when others are in a bad temper, you can't persuade them any more, and you will hurt yourself.

Others are good to you, not because they like you, but because they are good to everyone.

3. Being rich can really solve most unhappiness.

Don't always think that it's not too late. One day you will find that some things are really too late.

The most important thing in the world is not where we are, but where we are going.

6. Sometimes, what you expect will be farther away from you; The person you are attached to will suffer the most.

7. Reasons why people should not fight against villains: You won the villains, and you are more villains than villains; The villain hits you, even the villain is not as good as it is; It even, like a villain. The best way to deal with villains is to stay away from them.

8. You hate your unsociable appearance, but forget how charming you are.

9. We still need the generosity and abundance of life to love each other, even though the years are stingy and ridiculous.

10, when time wears away your enthusiasm, you will find that the persistence that once made you hysterical has now become dispensable.

1 1, life drives me like a man; Why did you ask me to go to the innocent girl again?

12, most of the mistakes we make are because we use our brains too much when we use our true feelings; It's too emotional when it's time to use your head

13, in fact, many things predicted the ending from the beginning, and all the tossing in the future was just to delay the time of being dismissed.

14, some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.

15, I'm afraid that one day reality will be too hungry and eat my dream.

16. Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating. It takes courage to be silent for too long.

17, one person, one heart, one world.

18, if someone tells you that he is busy, don't wait for him, because he may be busy with you.

19, the person who likes you, even if you are full of shortcomings, is also called personality; People who don't like you, even if you are perfectly reincarnated, are just redundant; People who hate you, even if you are nice in every way, it is a sin to live.

20. Most mistakes and losses are because you don't work hard, don't persist, don't stay, and then tell yourself that everything is fate.

2 1. I don't remember when we lost contact. Sometimes we miss you. There are too many necessities in life. I wonder if you miss those days as much as you do.

22, there is always a person, a sorry let you heartache for a lifetime.

23. There is a word called dark dog in my hometown, which means that a biting dog can't bark. Those who are bullied without saying a word but with fierce eyes are more likely to die with one blow than others after a long period of patience.

24, slowly learn to observe what you say, this is a kind of wit, alias is growth.

25. No matter how good you are, some people will despise you. No matter how unbearable you are, someone will treat you like life. Therefore, don't show off in an ostentatious manner when you are arrogant, and don't degenerate when you are down and out.

26, in fact, many things, as long as you work harder and harder, you will find it not difficult!

27. There is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed and he is jealous of you; You failed and he laughed at you.

28. Life is most afraid of nothing, and it is also said that ordinary is valuable. Youth is constantly meeting and missing.

29. There are only two kinds of people who can read your space message board, photo album and diary: either they like you, care about you and care about you, or they hate you and can't see how you are.

30. Some people just want to be friends after all, because they are reluctant to take a step back and are not qualified to go any further.

3 1, some people, if they catch it, they catch it, and if they miss it, they miss it. They can only say that they love it deeply. There are too many forks in the journey of life, and turning around may be a lifetime. I met at the last intersection, and the next intersection may be a stranger.

32. The light rain washed away the floating dust. The dense rain, begonia red, lotus leaf green and the sound of running water echoed in the breeze, depicting an elegant splash-ink landscape painting.

33. Many people are good to dogs, but bad to people.

34. When I was a child, I thought my heart could tell my closest relatives. I didn't know until I grew up that some things were a little tearful and I could only swallow them in my stomach and feel uncomfortable. It's better than saying that others don't understand and calling you melodramatic.

35. Woman, don't live like a cigarette. If people are bored, they will set you on fire and bounce you off when they are finished. Remember, you have to live like a drug, either you can't afford it or you can't quit.

It's very kind of you, too, but I don't need it anymore.

37. Without preset expectations, caring for people will be more comfortable. The meaning of vitality lies in struggle, because the world itself is an arena. In the face of setbacks and hardships in life, we should not only have courage, but also have firm faith.

38. No matter the ups and downs outside, the stormy waves, no matter the changes of the world, give life a little peace, give life a truth, give yourself a gratitude, and give others an tolerance. We just want to live an easy life. Everything is calm and gives us the truest life.

39. Walk alone in the rain just to meet the person who holds an umbrella for you.

40. Whether to give to each other with the prosperity and generosity of the past youth, or to bully each other with long and ridiculous years, owe each other and bear each other. No matter how you define it, you are doomed to make a clean break with this person.

4 1, impatient people are very sensitive, sensitive people are strong, strong people are stubborn, stubborn people are simple, simple people are naive, and naive people are mentally deficient.

42. Life is short. After walking for a long time, there is still no hope, so let's change the direction. One thing, after thinking for a long time, is still entangled in my heart, so I choose to let it go.

43, I am hungry, you have a loaf of bread, you give me half, this is a friend; You gave me everything, this is love; You hide the bread and tell me you are hungry, too. This is society.

44. Beauty in red and friends in white, drinking with the same song. Everyone says I love Chang 'an, but I only love Chang 'an.

45. In fact, many things have a premonition of ending from the beginning, and all the tossing in the future is only to prolong the time of the break.

46. Emotions that can be vented with tears are not emotions, but they cannot be relieved with tears, and there will be no other better way.

47, some things, such as lost, just know to cherish. But some things are not worth cherishing until they are lost.

48. Time makes the deep things deeper and deeper, and the shallow things become shallower and shallower. Only by understanding pain can we be truly happy.

49. In life, boring time is also limited edition. So, don't waste new tears for old sadness.

50. No one knows whether you are doing well or not, but everyone knows when you are fat.

5 1, even your own life is not good, who are you to tell the world?

52. Advanced feelings eventually form spirit and consciousness; Low-level feelings can only be attributed to temper and emotion.

Never blame others for not helping you, and never blame others for not caring about you. Living in the world, we are all independent individuals, and we all have to suffer pain and discomfort. No one can really understand you. If the stone hadn't hit his foot, he would never know how painful it was.

54. Time will not stop waiting for you. Every day we live now is the youngest day in the rest of our lives.

55. Peace does not mean that there is no noise, no disaster and no hard work. Tranquility means that even in a happy environment, the heart is still as calm as water. This is the true meaning of peace!

56. Don't think too highly of yourself and don't take others' kindness to you for granted. In this world, except your relatives, no one else has the obligation to be kind to you. When you meet kindness, please know how to cherish and be grateful.

57. Buy an alarm clock. You can't bring your mobile phone into the bedroom after 1 1. If you really have no choice, then make an agreement with your family. 100 yuan fine, no one can earn, really useful.

58. People who think about you are not as important as you; People without you in their hearts are more important than you.

59. The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible.

60. If it is successful, eating green vegetables is called keeping in good health. If you fail, eating green vegetables is called shabby. This is not chicken soup, this is called reality.

6 1, when you have no money, the person who accompanies you is sincere; When you are rich, the people around you are empty. In this world, everyone looks at money, and everyone takes advantage. The so-called true feelings are nothing like money.

62, a pair of shoes, when you just bought them, you should kneel down and clean them. Wear it for a long time, even if you are trampled, you may rarely bow your head. People are generally like this, whether for things or feelings.

63. Life always likes to tease us. When you are desperate, a spark of hope flashes for you, so that you can't give up; When you are calm, you will suddenly get hit and make you unhappy.

Being alone will make you a calm person.

65. A place you have probably never been to is called a distant place, and people who have never been there will never forget it.

66, life is just, looking for sugar in glass slag, it may be sweet, it may be sweet.

67. A good woman is like gasoline. Once she has it, she has power. Bad women are like airbags. Once we meet, there is danger.

68, kill this today, kill this tomorrow, dare to ask how many people are left in the grave.

69. Everyone wants someone to be hurt, loved and comforted, but reality tells us that you must bear the pain and fatigue yourself.

70. Handsome can't be eaten as a meal, and ugly can't be eaten as a meal.

7 1, let the heart warm as ever after prosperity, bring the most beautiful smile and cherish it.

72. Mind your own business and talk less about others.

73. Flowers will not bloom in the coming year because of your alienation; People will become strangers because of your disappearance.

74. Your heart has changed, and you feel the weight of life. At that moment, you grew up quietly.

75. The scenes on the day of the party flashed by one by one. For a moment, I felt that every interdependent picture of life could be repeated for ten thousand years.

When we were young, we loved each other deeply, but as we get older, you will find that love is not the whole of life. Kindness, hard work, reading, fitness and making yourself better are the most important things in life.

77. The most taboo in the world is perfection. Look at the moon that day. Once perfect, you will soon get bored. Once the fruit on the tree is ripe, it will soon fall. Everything is always lacking in order to persevere.

78. It turns out that there really is such a thing in the world. It takes only a moment to like someone to reach the peak.

79, time will not dilute the pain, time will only make people get used to the pain.

No matter what you have to face today, since you have reached this point, stick to it and give yourself some affirmation. You are stronger than you think.

8 1, loneliness and loneliness are really different. Loneliness only means that there is no one around, and loneliness is a psychological state that you can't communicate with others or share your feelings. The real loneliness should be that you forget the feeling of liking someone.

82. Only when you are strong enough will you not be trampled by others.

It's not that I'm stingy, but that I'm using my parents' hard-earned money now. What qualifications have I to be generous?

84. Many troubles stem from not being tough enough. Everything you do should take into account the feelings of others. You always take care of others, so who will take care of you?

85. Love is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you don't love enough. The most terrible thing is that you can't bear to love enough.