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Different star feelings

1, Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: Every day you have a chance to pass someone by. You may know nothing about him, but maybe one day, he may become your friend or confidant.

2. Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: When we were most intimate, the distance between me and her was only 0.0 1 cm. 57 hours later, I fell in love with this woman.

3. Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: Everyone is lovelorn, and I will run every time, because running can evaporate the water in your body, making me less prone to tears. How can I cry? In May's heart, I am a cool person.

4. Brigitte Lin's monologue: I don't know when it started. I became a very careful person. Wear sunglasses every time you wear a raincoat. You never know when it will rain and when the sun will shine.

5. Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: I don't know when everything has a date. Saury will expire, canned meat will expire, and even plastic wrap will expire. I began to wonder, is there anything in this world that will not expire?

6. Brigitte Lin's monologue: "Actually, knowing someone doesn't mean anything. People change. Today he likes pineapples, and tomorrow he can like something else. "

7. Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: In May 1, 1994, a woman said "Happy Birthday" to me. Because of this sentence, I will always remember this woman. If memory is also a can, I hope this can will not expire; If there must be one more day, I hope it will be ten thousand years.

8. Tony Leung Chiu Wai's Monologue: After she left, many things at home were very sad, and I had to comfort them every night to fall asleep.

9. Tony Leung Chiu Wai's Monologue: One day, I suddenly had an impulse, and I had a feeling that she seemed to be back. I don't know whether I forgot to turn off the tap or whether the house is getting more and more emotional. I always thought it was the strongest, but I didn't expect it to cry the most. When a person cries, you only need to give him a pack of paper towels, but when a house cries, you have to do a lot of work.

10, "No one wants expired things, everyone wants to buy fresh ones."

"Fresh fresh, what fresh? It's people like you who are greedy for the new and forget the old. Hey, do you know how hard it takes to get a can of pineapple? You must plant, pick and cut. Don't you want to? Have you ever thought about the feeling of canned food? "

1 1, "Hey, she's gone, she's gone."

"gone?"

"Without waiting for you? Women can't wait, the later they wait, the more anxious they are, and finally they are as anxious as crazy.

12, Kim: "There are only three reasons why women wear sunglasses so late. The first one represents that she is blind; The second meaning is that she is handsome, so she must wear sunglasses. The third one, because she was lovelorn, because she didn't want people to see her cry. "

Lin: "What kind do you think I am?"

Kim: "lovelorn!"

Lin: "Hum ..."

Kim: "It doesn't matter. Lovelorn is common. Why are you crying like this? " I tried to be lovelorn. When I am lovelorn, I will run, and then I will run until I am sweating all over. In this way, I have no tears to shed. Really, do you want to try running? "

Lin: "I ran all night today. I'm very tired. If you want someone to chat with you, please find someone else. "

Kim: "I don't want to talk to anyone, I just want to stay with you, because I know what it's like to be lovelorn." What a woman needs most when she is lovelorn is a shoulder. In fact, it doesn't matter if you treat me as a boyfriend. "

13, "huh? She didn't ask you to call me, so what do you want to do to me? Go running, are you lovelorn? "

"No, then why go running? Competition? ! Are you out of your mind? How can such a personal thing as running be shown to others casually? That's it, in vain! "

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Reasonable cure: people are born different, different from each other.

1. "We write our desires on our faces.

We extend our palms to the world.

We only think about it when we can't get it.

What light can you emit?

2. I used to be intuitive.

I should be a qualified lover.

Gentle and considerate, never lose his temper.

But I accidentally like you too much.

So everything went wrong.

I became naive and narrow-minded

Jealous nuisance

Our appetite depends on the strength of our hands.

How could you?

People are born different.

Not the same, not the same.

What can you do?

4. Four things that must be thrown away at a certain age:

Meaningless restaurants, people who don't love you,

Look down on your relatives, fake friends.

But you must have four things:

Confidence in the face, kindness in the heart,

Into the backbone of blood, the power engraved in life.

Different life, same feeling.

1, what you learn is exercise, but what you can't learn is tempering.

Call home often, even if they say they don't want you.

You have enough reasons to admire people who get up early every day. If you don't believe me, you will find many people admire you after you do it.

You can get drunk sometimes, and we can accept it, but you have to understand that getting drunk with real friends can stop the sad things, otherwise, you will only become the talk and laughing stock of others.

5, don't always complain about unfairness, your unfairness is fair to others, dialectical method-I learned it in senior three, remember?

6. Don't be obsessed with online games. Please don't.

7. I love you. Don't say that to many people. I mean, I hope you can only talk to one person. This is to respect the people you love and to respect your own feelings.

8. If your personality makes many people stay away from you, then your personality is a failure, and the success of your personality lies in attraction, not exclusion.

9. If you don't take sleeping in class as an exercise, and you do it, then you are very strong. Remember, you should be like this. No matter how bad teachers are, they are better than students, because they are teachers.

10, Crazy English: Don't be afraid of losing face. If you really can't do it, don't be afraid of losing face. If you can, I suggest you-pursue shame. This is a successful attempt. As for those who laugh at you for this, you can exclude them from the list of your future opponents, so don't laugh at those who are humiliated on the stage.

1 1, looking for hope from despair, life will be brilliant.

12, if you don't smoke, your energy will be much better than when you smoke, which is absolute.

13, you really need to learn to be calculating, but remember, always remember, there is always only one way to win in society, and that is strength, never doubt it.

14, don't complain about unfair things. Your unfairness may only be the fairness of others, so you might as well work hard and strive for your most suitable fairness.

15, life is varied. Don't be angry with new things you don't like. It doesn't matter. For example, the problem of lovers living together has nothing to do with many of us.

16, don't always invite people to dinner, and don't always let others invite you to dinner-except friends! ! ! ! !

17, never laugh at the teacher's ignorance or monotony, because one day when you find yourself stupid enough to laugh at the teacher with sleepiness, you have already hit a lot of nails in society.

18, don't fantasize about being the darling of the job fair. When you understand that 70% of junior high school students can go to college, you will understand that people will not worship the majority of a group.

19, you must learn English well, but English will never be the whole guarantee of your life, so learning more may sometimes save your life!

You may not like something, but you should learn to accept it-if you can't change it.

2 1. Treat strangers as a blank sheet of paper, or treat them as your friends. In short, don't treat them as enemies, even if you hear more bad rumors about them.

People who love you, whether you accept it or not, should thank each other. This is my respect for you.

23. Be sure to take time out to exercise every week. There are many benefits.

Listening to the radio at night is also a kind of happiness.

25. If someone around you is jealous of you, you can exclude him from your competitor list. It is difficult for jealous people to achieve great things.

26. There are many ways to succeed. Don't refuse to accept methods you don't like.

27, man, you may not be handsome, but you can be handsome, that is really handsome. (Of course, so do women. Therefore, you don't have to care too much about dressing up.

28. Entering the society is a new environment and meeting new people. Your past is a blank sheet of paper to them. This is the best time for you to reshape your image, get rid of your previous shortcomings, and you should appear as a brand-new image before entering a new environment.

29. Those who insist on love, remember to insist, but don't be hurt by love!

30. Whether it's literature or martial arts, I mean you should have something to do. Relaxation in everything is a taboo. Knowing a few things is the realm.

3 1, QQ is a tool to contact friends, and it can be a tool to make friends, but don't trust the friendship on QQ easily, let alone fantasize about the appearance of friends on QQ easily.

32. Impulse means that you are still passionate about life, always impulsive, which means that you still don't understand life.

If you can't have it, tell yourself not to forget it-if you can bear the pain.

34. Nothing is more direct than tact. It's in the outer ring.

35. Never rush to be a person who doesn't offend anyone. Some people object to being supported and then making their own decisions is a wonderful life.

36. Courage, have courage, even if you fail, don't let your life be mediocre.

37. If you like someone, tell him or her bravely. I said in Tianya that university is a place to study, but I understand the power of love. Pursuing the person you really love, as long as you think it is worthwhile, is worthwhile.

38. You should believe one sentence: Nothing is impossible! ! ! There really isn't. Do it. Now we are students. What about ten years later? Think about it in 20 years.

39. I don't think about whether I can succeed. Since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships.

Regret is an emotion that enervates the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake, so don't regret it. But remember to reflect!

4 1. There is only one way of grading in society, and that is competition. You must work hard, or you will be crushed at the bottom of society.

42. Our life is really hard. First, we must bear all kinds of external pressures, and more importantly, we must face our own inner confusion. In the struggle, if someone gives you an understanding look, you will feel the warmth of life. Maybe just a brief glance is enough to make me feel excited.

43. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy to be covered by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.

44. Among thousands of people, meet the people you meet; In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, I happened to catch up with …

45. You can choose to persist or give up. There is no right or wrong. I mean for love, but the important thing is to stick to your choice.

I believe that the power of time can dilute many things.

47. Doing the same thing every day can exercise us. Give it a try.

48. Laugh more, and you will gradually make yourself truly happy.

49. There are many ifs in life, but there are no buts.

When you don't know how to give up, you can tell yourself that you still know how to persist.

5 1, the bigger it is, the less obvious it is. It's not wrong, it's a fact, and it can't be changed.

52. Don't forget your friends when you are bored. When friends are bored, don't forget that you are their friend. Remember to make every friend worth making.

Missing and missing are different. How can they be the same?

1. No matter how angry a bird is, it will only take it out on a few hunters.

2. When love comes to an end, farting can be a reason to break up.

Happiness is a state of mind, not a state.

4. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my whole world.

When someone scolds you, you must think of the lion, because the lion won't turn back because the dog barks.

6. It turns out that I don't understand your delusion, your truth, your bitterness and your bitterness.

7. I am a good boy because I don't have much contact with other boys.

The old woman selling popsicles said that her refrigerator was full all summer.

9. I am afraid of losing you, and I want to beg you to let me go.

10, it is said that the groom will wear a wedding dress and the bride will wear a suit in future weddings.

1 1, flowers will not bloom, green mist will not be absent, and I will not love.

12, love is a dream, but some people always oversleep. Talk about the recent love mood.

13, you win, I will accompany you to the world; You lost, and I'll make a comeback with you. To brothers.

14, fate is like a book.

15, an unforgettable love brings heartbreaking pain.

16, how could you be so cruel and crush my heart? Loneliness, in a word

17, life is like a clock, and its perfection lies not in walking fast but in walking accurately.

18, I am alive, after meeting, between love and before parting.

19, time is the only lover who will accompany me to the end of my life.

20. I dare not look for you for fear of injury. You really make me helpless. You were too kind to me before, and I lost it at once. I'm not used to it.

2 1, I am most afraid that I will tell you the truth with all my heart, what will you say.

22. Don't take my love for you as an investment, because investment is risky now.

It was clearly that he approached me first, but I couldn't bear it at last.

24.【■□ The more I care about you, the more I get hurt. ]

25, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

26. I may fall in love with many people in my life, but my heartache is different every time.

27. Most people who say you are not good behind your back are animals who can't see that you are better than him.

28. Others only care about whether you fly high or not, and I only care about whether you are tired or not.

29. Why don't we find a little black bomb school?

30. Love is sometimes more like a breeze, fresh and natural, completely open.

3 1, love is a thing that people love and hate.

32. There is only a cloud of Zen in the red dust Dojo.

They are used to criticizing you behind your back, because they have no capital to confront you face to face. Don't worry, you are the winner.

34. It is normal to fail in physics. Do you still need to consider air resistance when jumping off a building?

Don't complain that your woman is ugly, don't complain that you don't have a good father, don't complain that your work is poor, and don't complain that no one appreciates you. There are too many disappointments in reality. Even if life gives you garbage, you can still step on it and climb to the top of the world. The world only cares whether you have reached a certain height, not whether you have stepped on the shoulders of giants or stepped on garbage.

36. You will never be alone. Because, there must be someone in this world who is trying to walk towards you.

37. Miss and Miss are different. How can they be the same?

People who are not really nice to me should go away. I don't need your hypocrisy and gentleness]

39. I would rather laugh mercilessly than cry bitterly.

40. Anger, anger, pain and sadness.

4 1, I can't keep it, but so many people have left.

42. I dare not look into your eyes, because I am afraid that every look in my eyes is a confession.

43. Tears are meaningless and futile liquids, and those who shed tears are stupid and pathetic.

44. a real warrior should dare to face a beautiful girl? Dare to face the bleak singles.

45, love is the salt of life, with it, people can appreciate the taste of the world.

No big deal. Pretend nothing happened.

I have to pretend to be happy so as not to worry you.