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The fifth grade collected two jokes and 50 words.
Soldier:
Chief, I'm a female soldier!
2. A farmer asked a veterinarian to breed pigs, and the veterinarian said: It seems that artificial breeding is needed. The farmer hesitated for a long time and summoned up his courage.
Yes, I'm afraid it will bite me.
One day, 0 and 8 met in the street. 0 disdainfully looked at 8 and said: Fat is fat. What belt are you wearing?
4.
A sister-in-law saw a person who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, and quickly said to that person, Comrade, you dropped the cigarettes!
The man is furious: you just castrated!
5. A village woman wanted to go to the toilet for the first time in town, but she didn't meet it for a long time, so she had no choice but to ask the police: Comrade, there is a public toilet in front.
Excuse me, where is the ladies' room?
6. What would you do if I hugged you? Woman: resist! Man: What would you do if I kissed you? Woman: Resist. M: If
I ... female: it's over! Women's power is limited after all!
7. A person was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly he saw a person rushing in, and it was stormy in an instant. "Dude, I really envy you, then.
Let's go ""envy what, didn't take off your pants!
A foreign youth in China can't understand the difference between "iron" and "steel". One night he came home very late, and the door couldn't be opened, so he had to
Shout: landlady, will you open your steel door? I can't get in!
9. When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "Sweetheart!" The patient smiles to say:
"Little baby."
10. On the bus, the pregnant woman standing said to the strange man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man very nervous and said, but the child is not mine!
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