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Fairy tales about campus 1 Little tiger, little fox and little monkey go to play in the Woods. They wrestled and somersaulted on the green grass. Ha ... everyone is having a good time.
Oh, it is raining. Three friends went to aunt panda's house to take shelter from the rain. It's raining harder and harder, so Aunt Panda invited them to dinner. The rain is still pouring down. Aunt panda asked them to stay.
Little tiger said, "we will be worried if mom can't find it." Aunt panda said, "There is a telephone here. Call your mother. " Little tiger called home, and mother tiger was relieved when she received the call. She said, "My baby, brush your teeth and go to bed." Little tiger nodded hard and said, "Mom, please rest assured that I will brush my teeth."
Fox also called his mother. Fox's mother said, "My little darling, take off your clothes and go to bed." Fox quickly said, "I can't forget it." Mother monkey received a phone call and said, "When sleeping, cover the quilt." The little monkey said, "Be sure to cover it."
Little tiger, little fox and little monkey brush their teeth together, take off their clothes, cover the quilt and sleep comfortably.
It's raining, Aunt Panda's room is warm, and the three friends sleep soundly and sweetly.
One day, a wolf and a dog agreed to go to the forest park to play. They agreed that it was 8: 30 in the morning and the dog would arrive at 8: 00 in the morning, but the wolf didn't arrive until 9: 00 in the morning and the dog was impatient.
On another occasion, the dog invited the wolf to visit him. There is not only one person, but also many guests, such as tigers, lions, elephants, wild boar, eagles and so on. He dreamed that he would come at twelve noon, but the wolf came at three in the afternoon. But when he came, he ate all the food and everyone left, leaving the dog to sleep at home alone. The wolf woke up the dog and said, where did everyone go? The dog said, people are waiting for you. The wolf quarreled when the food was too cold to eat. The wolf said, then why don't you watch TV and wait for me? The dog said, TV is not good, you can play computer. The dog said, I'm tired of playing computer games. The wolf said, then you can go out shopping. The dog said that the street is boring and you can read books. The dog said, I've seen enough. You can take a walk.
Another time, a food convention was held in the forest to see who could cook more delicious food. The requirement is that two people attend at nine o'clock on Saturday morning, and dogs and wolves also attend. On Saturday, the dog arrived at the scene, but the wolf did not. There is still one minute before the game time, but the wolf hasn't arrived. Finally, the dog was disqualified. It's enough to meet a wolf, so start fighting.
After reading this story, I understand that we should keep our word and keep our word. As the saying goes, a word from a gentleman is a promise.
Fairy Tales about Campus 3 Little Beaver's home is made of many twigs, half on the water and half under the water. Although the house is beautiful, there is one problem that makes the little beaver have a headache, that is, Mr. Bottle often knocks at the door!
This morning, the door of the little beaver's house rang with the sound of "plop, plop"-another Mr. Bottle! The little beaver opened the door and was about to open his mouth to drive each other away. Mr. Bottle said in a very sincere voice, "Little Beaver, please wait a moment. I mean no harm. " You see, I brought wishes and hopes.
You can help me! "The little beaver stared at the bottle in front of him-he was a clean gentleman with a small note in his transparent stomach. The little beaver hesitated and let Mr. Bottle go home. The note was written by a lonely little mole. He hopes that he can find a friend.
"I just need a friend!" Said the little beaver. Under the guidance of Mr. Bottle, the little beaver found the little mole and they became very, very good friends!
The little beaver thought, in fact, there are sad Mr. Bottle and happy Mr. Bottle in this world. If Mr. Bottle with a wish knocks at the door again, I won't refuse!
Fairy tales about campus 4. There are many cute little animals living in a beautiful forest. One day, Uncle Elephant thought, "How can I live a carefree life?" I want to open a forest school! "Uncle Elephant found many workers to build this school, and it was built in a few days.
There is a sign in the middle of the school that says "Forest School", and there is also a sign at the door that says: "Lucky Treasure Forest School is now recruiting teachers and students!"
Uncle elephant thought, "I can build the school, and of course I can come up with the curriculum." Sure enough, Uncle Elephant came up with a curriculum. The first lesson is math, the second lesson is Chinese, the third lesson is English, the fourth lesson is computer, the fifth lesson is music, the sixth lesson is comprehensive, and the seventh lesson is physical education. Many animals have signed up, but some animals don't come to school to play.
In a blink of an eye, the animals in those schools grew up, the rabbit became a runner, the bear became a weightlifter, the bird became a singer, the elephant became a ranger, and the tortoise became the general manager. ...
And what about those little animals who didn't go to school? They want to go out, but they are afraid of losing face. They want to go to school and are afraid of being laughed at. In fact, there is a good saying: "Never too old to learn", don't be afraid of being laughed at. It's not too late to realize it.
Fairy Tales about Campus 5 Long ago, in a dense forest, there was an animal school.
This little monkey is a student in this school. He always claims to be a close relative of human beings and the cleverest and cleverest animal in the forest. That's true. He always wins the first place in various competitions held in the school, and gets full marks in every subject. Small animals envy him, so he is a little tall.
When Huang Huang, the dog, met a problem he didn't understand, he humbly asked him for advice. Without looking, the little monkey said impatiently, "Go away, go away, you idiot, I have no time to teach you." Throw the yellow book away. Huang Huang walked away in tears angrily.
The rabbit made him go to cram school for nothing. The monkey ate a peach and said proudly, "I got full marks in the exam, but I still need cram school." Go by yourself! " Idiot. "I listened to cry red eyes in vain.
Teacher goat found out, called the little monkey and said meaningfully, "You are really rude to your classmates. I also found that you haven't been paying attention in class recently ... "The little monkey goes in one ear and out the other, still so proud every day. Teachers and classmates are worried about him, and he doesn't care.
Unconsciously, the final exam came. He got the lowest score in the class and watched others take the certificate away, only to regret not listening to Teacher Goat.
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