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Why did Liping leak? All because of this man.

Speaking of some things in the Ming Dynasty, eunuchs are inextricably linked. Especially since Emperor Yongle set up the East Factory, the eunuch's "drama" has become more and more important.

1505, 14-year-old Zhu Houzhao acceded to the throne as Mingwu Sect. 14 years old is the age to play.

Liu Jin, the eunuch who stayed with Wu Zong, knew the little emperor's mind. The emperor loved to play, so he got some dogs, horses, eagles and dogs to dance and fight for the emperor's enjoyment.

According to Ming History, Jin and other eight people entertained the emperor by fighting dogs, Touma, fighting eagles, fighting dogs, singing and dancing.

After a long time, in the long run, the little emperor gradually let these eunuchs "fool around", and even the power to "paint red and seal" fell into the hands of eunuch Liu Jin.

If officials want to gain a foothold in the DPRK, they have to curry favor with Liu Jin, and they can't take some money to "honor" for fear of losing their jobs.

But some people are not very sensible, let alone "filial piety", and they are very ironic. As a result, their teeth were knocked out and eventually exiled.

This ignorant man is called Lu Canglang. At that time, being an official achieved the position of assistant minister of the Ministry of Industry, and he was good at drawing.

"Liping County Records" records that Canglang is open and unrestrained. During Zheng De's reign, he was famous for his poems and was waiting to be called to Jinmen to serve as assistant minister of the Ministry of Industry. Satire Liu Jin with poems, get angry, vilify him, knock out his teeth, and open Wei Huang Tuan Yi.

The "Wukai Weihuang Tuanyi" mentioned in the history books is located in Liping County, Guizhou Province today.

During the Ming Dynasty, most of the soldiers living in Liping were station settlers. On weekdays, they are busy with training and reclamation. Most of the children at home are neglected, neglected and often make trouble in the street.

He felt that stationing troops to defend the country at the front line and their children deserved good education and care.

So he started a school to teach children to read.

Children accustomed to the wild are not so easy to enter school, so Lu Canglang went door to door to persuade them to come to school.

Later, after many setbacks anyway, the school was set up. Lu Canglang taught them to read.

However, when students are taught to read, the pronunciation of some words changes, such as "eat" pronounced as "seven" and "English" pronounced as "cause".

However, the children are quite sensible, and they don't laugh at the teacher for honestly learning to read with the teacher's leaked accent.

So today's Liping dialect was gradually formed.

From the day Mr. Lu taught, the parents of the students took turns to provide meals, and each student supported him for one day. Because there are no teeth, eating is not fast.

A local family is very smart. They steamed the local specialty Xianghe glutinous rice, dried it, fried it, chopped it with pork belly, peanuts, mushrooms and walnuts, added seasonings such as onion, ginger and garlic, mixed with eggs, pinched it with their hands, kneaded it into the size of walnuts and steamed it.

This kind of food is easy to chew and digest, which is good for nourishing the body. Mr. Lu likes it very much

So the object was specially made for Mr. Lu, so it was named after Mr. Lu. This is the famous local snack in Liping today-"Canglangyuan".