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I am too old to sing the original song.

The traditional opera repertoire "The Old Man is Difficult" is featured in Henan pendant, JD.COM drum, Xihe drum and Errentai.

Brief description:

"A country for the elderly" tells the life characteristics and various pains of the elderly in popular language and delicate description, exhorts people to be filial to the elderly, and gently tells people that everyone has to go through this stage of old age, and filial piety to the elderly is also respect for themselves.

Someone used this song to write a vivid portrait of an old man leaning on a stick, which was posted in the house by rural people to remind people of filial piety.

This song "Difficult in Old Age" has also been adapted into various plays, which is very popular. At the same time, with the development of the times, there are also many interested authors who have written several modern versions of Old Difficult according to the style of Old Difficult to educate the world to honor the elderly.

Fragments in the text:

It's hard to get old, it's hard to get old. Persuade people not to think too much. I thought others were old at first, but now it's my turn.

It's too difficult, too difficult. Listen to me from the beginning. Deafness is difficult to talk to people, and the difference is annoying.

Birds are blindfolded, like swimming, and their noses and tears are often wiped away. People can't see clearly in front of them, and often regard Li Si as Zhang San.

Young man, laugh at us and call me confused and stupid. All relatives and friends, old and young, are annoyed, and all children and grandchildren are disrespectful.

My teeth are gone again, my mouth is watering, and hard things are hard to chew and swallow. If you don't bite well, you choke and get stuck in your throat for a long time.

Really uncomfortable, color change, life and death are in sight. The children and grandchildren refused to give tea, but said that the old man was greedy verbally.

A runny nose, such as pus, often flows to the chest. Everyone is tired of a small rice bowl, and everyone is tired to accompany the guests to the table.

Less hair, cold head, cold head, sour. I often wear a hat when I sleep in cold weather, and I am pulled over to be afraid of pneumatic drills.

Sleeping sideways, turning over is difficult, and the whole body hurts, which is terrible. I hope I can't sleep. I pee six or seven times a night.

Afraid of long nights, cold, and often troubled by wind diseases. I often cough and spit when I am old.

Kids, they hate us and call me sloppy. How many years do you want to live to die like this?