This is really a cold joke for men and women in love.

1, bad boyfriend is an alcoholic. We quarreled the other day, and even cheated drinks everywhere under the banner of breaking up with me. Tell everyone that I broke up with my girlfriend. I'm so sad. Buy me a drink.

Men and women always like to chat together. That day, they saw a report on TV that a man had won the grand prize. The woman asked the man, "If you win the lottery, will you tell me?" Man: "no," the woman said unhappily, "why, I'm afraid I'll rob you." Man: "no, I'm afraid you will pursue me." . . "

3. A young man went on a blind date, and the matchmaker told him, "Be modest when you meet for the first time, and don't embarrass the girl." After meeting, both men and women have a good impression on each other. The girl asked, "How can you be willing to date me when the conditions are so good?" The young man immediately said modestly, "Where, how can a good girl like me have a crush on me?"

4. W: I already have a boyfriend. M: I don't mind. I still like you. Comment: What a spoony man. M: I already have a girlfriend. W: I don't mind. I still like you. Comment: shameless mistress.