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What an interesting joke!
On the way home, at the newsstand, she bought a newspaper and asked her boss, "Excuse me, how old do you think I am?"
The boss said: 23.
She is so happy: 37!
Then she went to work as a laborer's salesman and asked the lady at the counter the same question.
Miss said: I guess 2 1.
She is so happy: no, 37!
In high spirits, she went to Uni-President Supermarket on the corner and bought a pack of chewing gum. She couldn't help asking the counter lady there.
The young lady said: Well, I guess it's 19.
She is so proud: 37, thank you!
While waiting for the bus, she asked the old man next to her.
The old man said: I am 78 years old and my eyes are not good. I do not see any at all. However, there is one way to be sure when you are young.
If you let me put my hand into your bra, I will definitely know your age!
After a long silence, in the empty street, she finally couldn't help thinking: OK! You have a try.
The old man put his hand into her shirt and bra and began to grope slowly and carefully.
A few minutes later, she said, guess how old I am?
The old man squeezed the last one and pulled out his hand. Ma 'am, you are 37 years old.
The beauty was surprised and asked in surprise: awesome! How did you know?
"Promise not to get angry?"
"Don't be angry!"
The old man's answer made the beauty dizzy:
The old man said, McDonald's, I am behind you.
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