Nurses tell jokes, videos and short stories.

1 1 year-old, cicadas were singing on the old locust tree outside the window, and the air in the hospital was filled with the smell of Lysol fermentation. Just after CT examination, she was helped back to the ward by the nurse. At the door, I heard the noise in the room, and then I saw another hospital bed that had not been occupied for a long time. A boy with a plaster cast on his right leg held the doctor's hand and frowned and shouted, "I'm leaving the hospital. I'll suffocate here sooner or later." I walked silently from the end of his bed, glared at him like an alien who invaded his territory, and then sat down heavily on his bed. The nurse seemed to see my unhappiness and said coldly to another hospital bed, the patient needs to rest, please keep quiet. In Yu Guangli, I saw the tall man next to the boy who looks like his father suddenly put him back on the bed and said, boy, you stay here quietly and stop being naughty! The bed next door suddenly quieted down, and I felt a little proud. In this hospital, everyone gives in to my old patient by three points. He easily faints and loses his temper. How can that little boy fool around?

But after a while, I heard the boy's voice from the bed. He said, hey, what's wrong with you?

At that time, I was still a child who didn't like talking to strangers, and I was also a boy who shouted bad at the first impression. But I can't stand people calling me hey hey. I turned and stared at him. My name is not hey, my name is Yan. As for my illness, you don't understand.

He smiled and said, Yan, your name is too lady to deserve you at all. You are too fierce.

He said that the name my mother gave me was not worthy of me! I climbed to the end of the bed and bent down to look at his medical record card. Then he smiled and said, Guan Qiyan, I still have bronchitis!

A few days after Guan Qiyan came, I found that the boy was actually a more difficult child than me. The nurse is not taking care of him for a while, and the hospital food is not good for a while.

I didn't dare to look at the other bed and gave him a dirty look. Say Guan Qiyan, this is a hospital, not your hotel. How can there be so much pressure!

He stuck his head out. Hey, Yan Chen Duo, who made a scene about the stain on the sheets yesterday?

My face turned green and red at once. I raised my hand to push away his leaning face and said angrily, it's not your turn to take care of me! I was worried that Guan Qiyan, aged 1 1, would know all the techniques of Murong's "teaching himself a lesson".

Lying in a hospital bed is like a snail crawling. I'm used to it, but it seems like purgatory to Guan Qiyan. So the comic books and transformers on his bedside piled higher and higher. When he is bored, he will chat with me one after another, telling me how interesting the back hill of their school is, and that the mulberry trees there will bear purple and black fruits everywhere in summer. I pretended to listen casually. In my heart, I look forward to it with envy. Then he scratched his head and said shyly that he accidentally fell down while climbing the wall. Fell, bones.

You deserve to be lame. I cursed him angrily.

How can I be lame? I will grow into a beautiful teenager in the future! Guan Qiyan raised his eyebrows and his long eyelashes flickered. I suddenly found that if I look at him carefully, he really smells like a child prodigy on TV.

A week later, Guan Qiyan was barely able to walk on the ground. He is on crutches. He insisted on taking me for a walk in the garden.

I won't say no too much.

I heard him pretend to shout in surprise. Yan Chen Duo, how long has it been since you saw the sun? You look as white as a zombie!

Finally, I was dragged to the grass by him. In July, the sun shone through the dense branches and leaves of Platanus acerifolia, and even the dust seemed to dance in the air. Guan Qiyan said that he wanted to be imprisoned for a long time, but he ran limply with crutches.

Guan Qiyan, do you really want to be a cripple? I shouted at the back. I tried to catch up with him, but I just stepped out of my foot, my body trembled and I fell to the ground.

Why are you so useless? You will fall down after a few steps. Guan Qiyan "knocked, knocked, knocked, knocked, knocked, knocked" came running. He held out his hand to me and said, Yan Chen Duo, get up quickly.

I tried to raise my hands on the ground, but my tears fell.

Guan Qiyan is in a hurry. He squatted down and patted me on the back. Don't cry. Tell me where it hurts!

My tears still gush irrepressibly like spring water. Actually, I didn't feel any pain, but I found that I was really useless and didn't even have the ability to run. 1 1 for the first time in my life, I strongly hope that I am a normal child and can be held by him to run forward together.

Three days later, Guan Qiyan went to see a doctor. He stood by my bed on crutches and said, Yan, I'll give you all my comic books and toys so that you won't be bored when I leave.

I was just about to open my mouth and pay him back, saying that I had a bad life without you before. Only to find that he slowly lowered his face and said softly, Yan, you will get better soon. When you are well, you can leave the hospital and see the outside world.

My nose is sour and the fog covers my eyes. I walked into the corridor in slippers and watched Guan Qiyan being helped into the car by his parents. Suddenly, I found that I knew nothing about him except his name, his address and his telephone number.

On the third day after Guan Qiyan left, I had a major operation and I survived. The doctor said it was a miracle. Lying in a quiet ward, I said to my father, Dad, I want to go home.

Dad nodded. Say yes.

If God can hear you,

My illness is still good and bad. Take pills of various colors every day and go to the hospital for routine examination once a month. But I never saw the boy who fell naughty again. I'm lying in bed at home, flipping through the comic books that Guan Qiyan gave me, and I think of him and say, get better soon!

I really want to ask my father if I will die suddenly like my mother. But I dare not. I don't want to see my father sad.

Spring is coming, and my father asks me if I want to go back to school for junior high school. He said that contact with people might make me happier. I nodded and said yes.

On the first day of school, I walked into a strange class. Someone patted me heavily on the shoulder. A figure came out from behind and shouted loudly, Hey, you're not dead yet!

I looked at the boy in front of me upside down, except that he was a little taller. I said sullenly, bronchitis, do you have that bad memory? My name is not hey, my name is Yan.

He bent his eyebrows and smiled as if he knew me very well, saying that you were well. I didn't expect that we would be classmates in the future. I'll protect you for sharing a room.

You deserve a beating! I raised my fist and pushed him to a safe distance, only to find that my face was a little hot because he blushed at his joke? I patted my face, quickly lowered my head and pretended to be sorting out my textbooks.

The effect of drugs makes me sleepy. I often have classes on my stomach. When I wake up bored, I lift my feet and kick the stool in front of Guan Qiyan, or write and draw behind him with a pen end. He couldn't help itching, kept shaking and was called by the teacher to answer questions. Looking at the way he scratched his head, I hid behind his short figure and secretly smiled. After class, he asked me what I wrote behind his back. I pinched my mouth and shook my head not to tell him, which has always been my secret.

School days are still boring. Because I can't go to physical education class or take part in extracurricular activities except staying in the classroom, I sit on the roof of the classroom. Seeing the students playing on the playground, tears suddenly flowed down like a stream. Then I heard a deep voice behind me; So you're still the same.

The moment I turned around and answered him with my head up, my tears flew away. So what? Anyway, it has been like this for more than ten years.

He didn't speak. He came to sit down beside me, shaking his legs. Look down at the students on the playground.

I glanced at him and said that your boy is getting bolder and bolder. Dare to skip class.

He turned his head and patted his chest angrily and said, I tell you, how can I leave you here alone to blow the cold wind? I can at least help you share 50% of the wind.

I smiled and said, you are thinner than a girl, and you don't know who is hiding from the wind.

Guan Qiyan blushed and couldn't say a complete sentence.

I ignored him and lay down on my back. There is a tail cloud left by a plane flying over in the blue sky, like a bridge across heaven and earth. The cold wind blew unscrupulously, but I suddenly felt less cold.

If God can hear you,

In that college entrance examination, he and I were admitted to listed key high schools. When I saw my admission notice, he dropped his eyes in surprise and cried suspiciously. Such unreliable learning can get to the point! ? Then I had a false alarm. I said I would go to the same school again. You are really haunted. After that, I jumped out one meter reflexively, deftly dodging my angry fist.

In high school, I was separated from Guan Qiyan by several classes. But every time we meet in the corridor, we still talk nonsense. Occasionally, he would sit on the top floor of the classroom with cut class and watch his classmates go to physical education class.

One afternoon, when I went to the rooftop of the top floor as usual, I saw Guan Qiyan leaning against the railing in a daze, with a pink corner in her clenched hand.

Frog yours, your boy received a love letter! I gave him a heavy pat on the shoulder.

Guan Qiyan didn't look back. He didn't speak. I turned to look at him-Guan Qiyan now, with clean short hair, delicate facial features, and the slender figure that he worked hard to exercise after being teased in junior high school. He completely achieved his goal of being a beautiful teenager when he was a child.

I turned around, lying on the railing of the rooftop, staring blankly at the green playground ahead, mumbling, should I also talk about a love, a vigorous love.

Guan Qiyan showed a disdainful expression and said that you are really a naive little girl. I don't care if it's vigorous or flat. If I love someone in my life.

You must love her all your life!

I froze, pointed my finger at his head and said in a more disdainful tone, cut. You think you're innocent for life! Then I pointed to physical education class's class on the playground and said to him, See the boy in the blue and white sportswear?

Yes, Ling Han Mu. Monitor of Class Five.

I hey hey smile, he is handsome enough and excellent enough, and he is a well-known playboy. If he wins his girlfriend, it will be a sensation and cool.

Guan Qiyan turned around and stared at me. Forget being a nymphomaniac. You are so dangerous, be careful to pay yourself!

I patted the love letter he held on his chest and pretended to shout, "You'd better consider yourself first. Although you have a handsome boy now, love still depends on your own efforts.

Say that finish, I turned to leave, leaving him with a very unique background. I don't think he will see the mixed tears in my eyes when I turn around.