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Like a girl, what should I do?

Noodles don't change color.

Go talk to her.

Take your time. Don't worry, touch her with your sincerity and sincerity.

1. Be confident. No matter how ugly and poor you are, be confident. Maybe the girl you like likes you. So before you pursue a girl, you should have confidence.

Don't think that you can catch up with all the girls just because you are rich or handsome. Moral girls will appreciate your connotation more, so when you get along, show your self-cultivation and demeanor.

Don't be arrogant, and don't show off your advantages and capital everywhere. This will give people a frivolous feeling. Don't brag. Girls are not fools. They can see your good points. Girls like boys with depth very much.

4. Having culture and connotation does not mean giving up individuality. On the contrary, boys with personality will fascinate girls now, but the performance of this personality should be mastered well, and don't draw a tiger to make trouble.

Be generous, even if you have no money, don't be so stingy in front of the girl you like. Not that you are extravagant, but don't haggle over every ounce. Of course, many girls still like rich boys, but I have never looked down on such kitsch girls.

6. In the process of pursuing beauty, you will definitely pay a lot, and you may not be rewarded. But don't talk about what you have done for her all day because you have paid so much, which will make them look down upon it. Girls will not be touched by your efforts on the surface, but they are still very happy inside. She will remember everything you have done for her. Try to keep working hard!

7. Some people say don't give girls gifts casually. I don't agree with this. I think we should give them gifts and do more for them. A girl with a conscience will feel indebted to you, so she won't have the heart to refuse your date and so on, so that she can get along. Of course, the premise of giving gifts is that girls have a good impression on you.

8. The purpose of our pursuit of girls is to make them fall in love with themselves, so we should be like Leslie Cheung in "Standing in Okinawa": we have been circling in front of Faye Wong, not to see Faye Wong, but to let Faye Wong see him. We should learn to show our strengths!

9. Learn to speak sweet words. Although everyone knows that sweet words are deceptive, girls just love to hear them. Don't be afraid of nausea and affectation. You know it's false, but you must say it.

10. Women are proud of themselves. So we should always praise them. Even if they are as ugly as Zhao Benshan, we should say that she looks like a fairy. They may not believe it, but they must be very happy.