Ask a lot of English jokes, not Chinese.

1. Under the new mobile phone, her husband is an "angry bird", and his wife loves to play. Once, when checking out in the supermarket, she said to her husband, "Stay for a while and go straight home, I'll hit you as a bird." Open: "…" (My husband downloaded Angry Birds with his mobile phone, and my wife loves to play. One day, I went to the supermarket to queue up for checkout. The wife said to her husband, "Go straight home later. I want to play with your bird." Everyone: "...")

2. Xiao Ming went to see the sea, and Chu Jing said softly, "Ah! The sea, mom! "Just say that finish, a huge wave came, Xiao Ming climbed out and said to the sea:" Bah, it's mother! hahaha~

(Xiaoming goes to the seaside, and Chu Jingsheng says, "Ah! The sea, mom! " Just after that, a huge wave came and Xiao Ming climbed out and said to the sea, "Oh, it's my stepmother!" " Hahaha ~)

3. "We Sahe people don't pick our noses or throw them away" (in our time, we were reluctant to throw boogers. )

4. Xiaoming scolded Xiaoqiang: "You are a pig!"

Xiaoqiang was angry: "I am a pig!" "

So Xiao Ming told everyone that he said Xiaoqiang was a pig.

Xiaoqiang couldn't bear it: "I'm not a pig!" "

(Xiaoming scolds Xiao Qiang: "You are a pig!"

Xiao Qiang was very angry: "I am a pig!" " "

So Xiaoming tells everyone that Xiao Qiang is a pig.

Xiao Qiang couldn't bear it: "I'm not a pig!" " )

One day, I saw a car accident in the street. An old lady fainted on the ground, surrounded by liver and blood ... a terrible scene. She suddenly stood up, "really, what bad luck! Just buy pork liver and pork intestines! " One day I saw a car accident in the street. An old lady fainted to the ground, surrounded by liver and blood ... The scene was terrible. She suddenly stood up: "Really, what bad luck! The fat sausage I just bought is sprinkled again! " )