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What do you think of the rising prices?
Author: Zhang Woyuan (Zhang You)
The most popular sentence this year is: "Prices have gone up, but wages have not. Wages have gone up and prices have gone up even faster! "
In recent days, prices have gone up.
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20 10 Price Rising Paper: "Prices have gone up, but wages have not. Wages have gone up and prices have gone up even faster! " . How should people view the rise and fall of prices? Let's see: the price has gone up. I have commented on it.
Rural culture is high, farmers heard that the RMB has appreciated and thought they could buy more things.
When you ask, it will go up for foreigners, but it will be bitter for domestic people. The RMB is worthless.
Foreign appreciation, domestic depreciation.
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It turns out that the old grandmother and grandfather in the countryside thought that peaches and plums sold for a good price this year, but they were happy.
Looking back at life, other things have also gone up. Grandpa and grandma opened the money bag wrapped in handkerchief, and thousands of dollars saved hard for several years are useless now.
If you don't want to buy a house and get married, you will be very worried. ]
Ji Zi's family opened the newspaper and read it to Grandpa. It was full of "what door, what door".
So I saw: agricultural products are speculating, and second-hand houses are speculating.
Fried second-hand peas go up, while fried beggars go up.
Fired me, my popularity soared.
Hearing this, Grandpa patted his door and sighed: Strange thing, if the price rises, you can stick your relatives with the door. If it rises again, I will sell all the doors. -
Peaches and plums are a good price this year. No matter how old we are, it will rain heavily. I didn't expect the price of peaches and plums to go up, and other items went up even more.
The above is just a small joke in the countryside. Whether it is true or not, it is not just a chill after listening to it. Whether it can make people reflect!
How many migrant workers are wandering in the city? It is no wonder that at eleven o'clock in the evening recently, all the little girls on the roadside of the park came out and had no money to support this beautiful dress and face.
Prices always go up rather than down. What grain and oil have gone up, what international crude oil has gone up, and what water prices have gone up. Wait, there are many reasons for the price increase anyway, but I have never heard that food prices have fallen and oil prices have fallen. Let's buy steamed bread and refuel to reduce the price. In addition, in the past month, the prices of grain and oil across the country have continued to rise. Experts say it is "restorative growth", "within the normal range, it is not worth making a fuss" and "it has little impact on the lives of ordinary people".
I hate this kind of talk most. Now there is a strange phenomenon. Many economists don't know who they are. They don't know their shame and professional ethics for money. Fifty cents is a lot of money for you. You can be a director and producer anywhere. Of course, fifty cents doesn't matter, but is fifty cents a decimal for those lower-class people who spend more than 800 yuan a month and have to scrimp and save?
Fast food, you can eat it for 5 yuan, it's too expensive! )
So someone joked about getting married: you get fifty cents+I get fifty cents.
I remember the last time my colleague told a beggar on the side of the road and handed him twenty cents. The beggar scolded him.
Mao is getting less and less valuable! Housing mortgage is a painful mountain after 80. I have to pay every month for a lifetime, and I have to worry about rising prices every day. I can only eat meat once a month. "The Shaxian snack of 1 yuan is extinct, and the face of one and a half yuan has risen by two yuan." Think about the days when I saved money to pay my tuition. I can't afford noodles at that time now.
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