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How to send a circle of friends in cold weather?

1. It's really cold today. When I go out, I feel like ice cream in the refrigerator. But I promise, my smile is sweeter than ice cream.

2. It's really cold outside today. I forgot to wear autumn clothes when I went out, and now I feel like I'm frozen and can't move.

3. It's so cold today. I feel like ice cream, and I'm about to be frozen. However, I won't let the cold air beat me. I will insist on sending jokes every day to bring laughter to everyone.

4. Cold weather is cold. No one's smile will warm the air, but the rising radian of your mouth just gives me the strength to resist the cold.

5. It's getting cold, so remember to put on extra clothes to keep warm. However, it would be a pity if your clothes are not as attractive as my circle of friends.

6. Look, the geese have all flown south. Listen, it may rain at any time. Smell, the breath of autumn has long gone away. Yes, all the leaves have fallen and are going to sprout again. Feeling, is it cold? Remember to keep warm when it is cold.

7. Baby, it's cold. Remember to put on more clothes, okay? Eat on time, go out less if you have nothing to do, and cover yourself at night, but don't give me a cold. Be obedient.

8. It's so cold today. Two days ago, I talked about snowball fights. Now I'm a little scared. I don't want it cold. Why isn't this bed hot enough to sleep?

9. Today's weather is so cold that even my glasses are frozen. I tried to wipe off the fog on it, but I found myself an iceman.

1. You know, it's so cold today that I almost turned off my mobile phone. Fortunately, I don't have to worry about the battery because I can't charge it at all.