Tell a joke that made me laugh for half a year.

1 after the college entrance examination, the students are discussing the Chinese proposition composition "Morning". As a result, a boy suddenly stood up and shouted: Is it still early? Isn't it drought? Uh-huh.

Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread walking on the road. When he walked, he got hungry and ate himself.

In the street, I saw an old woman fall down in the street. I ran to help her up. As a result, she seems to fall down again. I thought I was going to blackmail me. I decisively fell to the ground first, convulsed on the ground, foaming at the mouth. The old woman stayed for a while, and I twitched and twisted, about two meters away. I got up and patted the dust and walked away. The old woman is still in a daze.

A young mother took her daughter to the hospital. The daughter said innocently, "Mom, what are we doing here?" Mom: "an injection ~" Daughter: "Why an injection? Did the needle do something wrong? Doesn't the injection hurt? " Five minutes later, ..............'s daughter began to growl: "This is a needle hitting me ~ this is a needle hitting me ..."

Hope to adopt, thank you =